Will Prince Willies randy ways lead to the end of the Royal Family...

...and with that, the end of England?

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Betty Bites the Bullet

Elizabeth Windsor, the “Queen” of England has finally died, aged 97, having “reigned” for 70 years.

She and her inbred brood have been a background noise all my life but I still have no bloody idea what she or they actually did/do for a living.

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What type of English Royal Family Do we Want?

Questions have been raised about the Germans in Buckingham Palace...

Maybe it is time for a rebrand. Let's get them some new PR hacks, and get ourselves a brand fucking new Royal Family.

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TEHRAN TETE-A-TIT: THE BIG THREE ‘43

October 1943 and The Big 3 meet at Tehran. I was lucky to be there as a junior diplomatic officer for the Australian Government…

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What can Indian PM Modi teach the West?

He is the new leader of a vibrant and dynamic country that is rapidly climbing up the economic ladder to success.

Experts and scholars agree that Narendra Modi is a unique talent who will change the face of India, and perhaps the world, forever. 

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As one King steps down Queen Liz declares she also has had enough

English Queen Liz says “Fuck it, I’m leaving” after hearing that Spain’s King Carlos quits

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