Betty Bites the Bullet

Elizabeth Windsor, the “Queen” of England has finally died, aged 97, having “reigned” for 70 years.

She and her inbred brood have been a background noise all my life but I still have no bloody idea what she or they actually did/do for a living.

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What type of English Royal Family Do we Want?

Questions have been raised about the Germans in Buckingham Palace...

Maybe it is time for a rebrand. Let's get them some new PR hacks, and get ourselves a brand fucking new Royal Family.

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TEHRAN TETE-A-TIT: THE BIG THREE ‘43

October 1943 and The Big 3 meet at Tehran. I was lucky to be there as a junior diplomatic officer for the Australian Government…

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What can Indian PM Modi teach the West?

He is the new leader of a vibrant and dynamic country that is rapidly climbing up the economic ladder to success.

Experts and scholars agree that Narendra Modi is a unique talent who will change the face of India, and perhaps the world, forever. 

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As one King steps down Queen Liz declares she also has had enough

English Queen Liz says “Fuck it, I’m leaving” after hearing that Spain’s King Carlos quits

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SIX AMAZING THINGS YOU NEVER KNEW ABOUT WINSTON CHURCHILL!

He is the greatest hero of the Twentieth Century but did you know that Winston Churchill had many secrets that have been kept hidden from public view?

But now, after many years of research and FOI requests, XenoxNews.com can release six amazing things you never knew about Winston Churchill!

Winston Churchill. Gangster.

#1 Did you know that the fate of post-World War Two Europe was decided on a night in Tehran in 1943 where Churchill got pissed with the evil Russian dictator Stalin?

 #2 Did you know Churchill was responsible for ANZAC day?

#3 Winston Churchill was the worldwide leader of the Freemasons in the early 20^th Century.

#4 It was not Churchill’s voice when the BBC broadcast his famous wartime speeches. It was in fact the voice of a BBC actor.

#5 On holiday during WW2, Winnie loved to roam the beaches of Florida naked!

#6 Winston Churchill had the longest cock of any world leader; before or since!