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What Ails You

The Buddha said life is Pain. So, what is that Ails you in this life of misery?

HAPPY NEW FEAR

Max Gross 2 minutes read

Nobody is safe until everybody is safe.

 

Deadly bushfires and a cyclone in Western Australia, lethal floods in Queensland and sicko looting in Tasmania: ‘looters have targeted the Dolphin Sands community on Tasmania’s east coast, just weeks after the town was ravaged by a bushfire that destroyed 19 homes’, according to ABC News.

But that’s nothing compared with what Palestinians endure every fucking day.

 

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WAR IS HELL’S BELLS

Max Gross 4 minutes read

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This morning’s news that Israel has massacred “at least” another 40 Palestinians barely rates a mention by ABC News online, with the report far down its front page, below a story about a Kenyan triple Olympic gold medalist who wears a “special, body-mapped 3D-printed bra and a drag-reducing headband too.”

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SECONDS TO MIDNIGHT

Max Gross 8 minutes read

Exploding Globe

Well, I woke up this morning and I got myself a beer and saw news of yet another fustian rant by 79-year-old El Presidente Naranja aka the Orange Idiot. ABC News reports that ‘Donald Trump refuses to rule out US strikes’ and ‘Trump says he “may” or “may not” order US forces to join Israeli strikes on Iran, telling reporters “nobody knows what I’m going to do”.’

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Your Pretty Face is Going to Hell

FlimFlamMan 1 minute read

While we wail at a nightmare of genocidal bullshit our little golfball is cooking up.

 

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Overcoming a Corroding, Long COVID Infected Brain

Cognitive Decline 1 minute read

Chance of getting Long COVID?

10% - 20% with every infection.

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Controlled Opposition
Controlled Opposition

The Covid19 Conspiracy Explained Once And For All

On The Couch 5 minutes read

My read on the Covid19 virus and vaccine conspiracy in ten dot points.

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Without freedom from the past, there is no freedom at all, because the mind is never new, fresh, innocent.
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