Captain Cook's Boots

Many Australians still find it difficult to forget that terrible day in the late 1970s when Captain Cook's boots were stolen from "Captain Cook's Cottage" in the Fitzroy Gardens in Melbourne.

 

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Getting The Band Back Together #36

So let's finally start taking smack and get the band back together for a few years maybe OD or whatever...

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WONDERFUL WATERCOLOURS

I stumbled upon some wonderful water colours and found out that they were created by fashion illustrator Cate Parr.

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STONED JESUS HALF MAN HALF WOMAN

A new Da Vinci painting reveals that the figurehead leader of the "Christianity" cult was not only a hermaphrodite but also stoned out of his gourd on herbs from the wilds of Palestine.

 

An examination of the painting reveals that the cult leader "Jesus" was heavily under the effects of narcotics, has clear signs of female mammalian protrusions and was also into mysticism through the use of chrystal balls and perhaps similar esoteric gadgets.

Picture: AP Photo/Robert Simon AP

ARE YOU FUCKING CUNBT?

Inspired by the Burmese variety of dirigible we present to you this lovely piece of artwork.

 

 

Let's start the bidding...

 

Do we have 5 cents?

 

 

DEAR ART TEACHER

As I understand it
in art
there are no rules.

So how then, dear art teacher
how
as you are so fond of repeating
should one "break the rules"
if there are none?