"Trans Women are not monsters. They are just people who like to wear women's clothing, wear makeup, special accessories and look pretty. What's wrong with that?"

Resident rightwing nutjob Ricardovitz sat down with our emotions correspondent Marvina McTillers, and had a surprising heart to heart about his sexuality, and his feelings for good leather.

 

Many Australians still find it difficult to forget that terrible day in the late 1970s when Captain Cook's boots were stolen from "Captain Cook's Cottage" in the Fitzroy Gardens in Melbourne.

 

So let's finally start taking smack and get the band back together for a few years maybe OD or whatever...

I stumbled upon some wonderful water colours and found out that they were created by fashion illustrator Cate Parr.

Click the image to visit her website to see more or go to http://www.cateparr.com

A new Da Vinci painting reveals that the figurehead leader of the "Christianity" cult was not only a hermaphrodite but also stoned out of his gourd on herbs from the wilds of Palestine.

 

An examination of the painting reveals that the cult leader "Jesus" was heavily under the effects of narcotics, has clear signs of female mammalian protrusions and was also into mysticism through the use of chrystal balls and perhaps similar esoteric gadgets.

Picture: AP Photo/Robert Simon AP

Inspired by the Burmese variety of dirigible we present to you this lovely piece of artwork.

 

 

Let's start the bidding...

 

Do we have 5 cents?