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• News item: Our 2nd favourite Crumb
  LordyLordyLordy said More
  We could just ask old President 'littlehands' Trump what he uses. Seeing he has the experience. 3 hours ago.
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  Ricardovitz said More
  Whatcha look'n fer, boy? Skkkittles? Kkkandy? Kkkake? Boolits? Boolit-banger? How 'bout a ripe young negress??? 10 hours ago.
• News item: Our 2nd favourite Crumb
  Terry said More
  Is this what they call the dark web? 14 hours ago.
• News item: Our 2nd favourite Crumb
  Wee Willy Winkle said More
  I scream you scream we all scream 19 hours ago.
• News item: Sean Penn to star in new Stepan Bandera biopic
  Fred from Seaford said More
  What happened to Penn? Shouldn't he be leading the charge to save Ukraine? Or was that just a contract he got from Joe? 2 days ago.
• News item: Why Is Redhead Shelias So Dern ANGRY???
  Poofy Pete, Darlinghurst said More
  Oh Mr Ricardovitz is that old girlfriend of yours in the picture the one with glasses? Why you dirty little queen! 5 days ago.
• News item: IRAN MUST NOT BE ALLOWED TO BLACKMAIL THE WEST WITH ITS OIL
  Atlantic Council Hack said More
  "IRAN MUST NOT BE ALLOWED TO BLACKMAIL THE WEST WITH ITS OIL "
  
  Or with their Homuz Strait! 5 days ago.
• News item: Our 2nd favourite Crumb
  Editor of The Sun, London said More
  This is a disgrace! What sort of 'News' service would promote filth like this?
  
  And... How much did you pay for it? 5 days ago.
• News item: USA bans Vuvuzela at 2026 World Cup
  LordyLordyLordy said More
  Oi Ricky! Getting all a bit confusing isn't it? Jebus or Jehovah? Georgia or Tennessee? Better get off your sister and start to do some schooling again. That AI has addled your hillbilly brain. 5 days ago.
• News item: THE AGE OF MONSTERS
  FlimFlamMan said More
  Oh Ricky. Your great hero, the Orange President who loves to fiddle with kiddies, is surely amongst the World's biggest morons.
  
  You know. Like yourself. 5 days ago.
• News item: THE AGE OF MONSTERS
  USA USA said More
  Blood in the snow is so vivid compared to blood in the sand. Throw in a few limbs and you will set the scene for a tasty presidential selfy back drop. 5 days ago.
• News item: THE AGE OF MONSTERS
  The Donald said More
  Gaza is dead. Lebanon is free for the taking. I DID THAT. Bibi, I love that guy, but he's on his way out. He's got big, big problems.
  
  And, did you know - they love me in Israel. They say I'm going to be the next President of Israel - you know what, I believe them. You just wait and see what land I take next when the Jews make me King. Greenland didn't like the deal I gave them. I'll have Israel annex Greenland.
  
  Now, with that faggot Keir Starmer dying from Monkey-Pox - did you see that? That's right, he's got the monkey-AIDS. WE'RE GOING TO MAKE ENGLAND GREAT AGAIN. When I'm done ruling over Israel, I'm coming for England. 5 days ago.
• News item: #AskBoxhead - Ya Wanna Be A Double-Knot Spy???
  Ricardovitz said More
  Boxboy, ya tain't never sho up. Now, them Whiteygration boys done yank me visa 'n send me home. Some 'ol boy bot me a beer, 'n I gave 'm a RICARDOVITZ FOR PM shirt. Ya might see 'm 'round, boy. Back ware I git 'long, 'n right happy wid it!!! 5 days ago.
• News item: USA bans Vuvuzela at 2026 World Cup
  Profit Motive said More
  My Wall St Caliphate and captured Christian Manhattan has been laid to ruins by the Jews. I issue an audit on all Jews. I do this before and yet it fall upon deaf ears. Now I issue audit on all Christians and Arabs that piss fire upon Georgia. I do this in the name of Jesus, son of Satan, anti-Lenin and anti-Pharaoh. Georgian oil will have secret poison embedded to make world pay for what those who oppose Jesus have do to us Christians.
  
  I call upon my brother, Tex Lumbaglish to round up his ass-fornicating friends-of-Jesus and RAIN TERROR UPON ISRAEL and those who oppose Georgia.
  
  I beg my cousin Max Gross to shove Jesus down every unbeliever's throat and turn them toward Communism.
  
  And, most of all, I plead to tranny-sister Ricardovitz to stop sending his blow-buddies to Gazastine. It confuse traumatized Gaza war veterans, who now find Rickys tranny-ass more desirable than my habit-cald beauties. This just make messy, bloody stew, not strong babies for human shields and fighting Jews.
  
  In PB&J Jesus's name
  The Living Profit Motive 5 days ago.
• News item: Professor Lambasts ex-Student Victory March
  FlimFlamMan said More
  One of Pervis' best 6 days ago.
• News item: Fair Dinkum is as Fair Dinkum Does
  Terfing for the Kicks said More
  i've done fair dinkum. done her twice in fact. once on my knee, and another time over the kitchen table.
  
  But what's that you tell me? Ms Fairies Dinkum wasn't a fair dinkum woman?
  
  well what the fuck. A hole be a hole whatever gender she be. 6 days ago.
• News item: USA bans Vuvuzela at 2026 World Cup
  Donny said More
  She is not gulliver dickhead One week ago.
• News item: USA bans Vuvuzela at 2026 World Cup
  Horny&Hardup Sports Writer said More
  Instead of penalties to decide a game why not put the ball in her Valenzula? She could lie on her back in the middle of the field and then the opposing teams take turns to lob the ball in her Vulva from the goal line. Those who get the most in win.
  Be a lot more exciting in my opinion. One week ago.
• News item: Fair Dinkum is as Fair Dinkum Does
  Wesley said More
  The twoof will set you fwee 2 weeks ago.
• News item: IDIOCRACY: THE SEQUEL
  FlimFlamMan said More
  The leader of the free world. An exemplar to us all. And like many before him, an all round dickhead.
  Ladies&Gentlemen the President of the Unired States of America! 2 weeks ago.
• News item: Fair Dinkum is as Fair Dinkum Does
  LordyLordyLordy said More
  Well Ms Koko there have been many explanations and definitions for it, but in the end there is only one possible answer. Poms is short for Pommie bastard. 2 weeks ago.
• News item: Fair Dinkum is as Fair Dinkum Does
  Koko said More
  Pomme and Pomme de tere... both French foods... so why the English called pomms? 2 weeks ago.
• News item: Fair Dinkum is as Fair Dinkum Does
  FlimFlamMan said More
  Maybe if that pommy cunt Keith listened to us instead of that old fu**ing cunt Murdoch he wouldn't be getting the arse! 2 weeks ago.
• News item: MAGIC CARPET RIDE
  Hippy Johnny, Nimbin said More
  They've been fu**ing force feeding us that freedom pill for so long we don't even know what freedom is anymore! 2 weeks ago.
• News item: HERE COMES THE SUN KING!
  Major Denmore said More
  Meanwhile US oil and gas sales are off the charts... 3 weeks ago.
• News item: HERE COMES THE SUN KING!
  Tom Titmouse said More
  Backing Iran in this fight. Beating the Yanks off and also showing the world Israel is the worst spoilt brat country has been a lesson.
  
  Tehran pulling down the Empire of Morons has been wonderful to watch. 3 weeks ago.
• News item: IDIOCRACY: THE SEQUEL
  Max Gross said More
  The fix is in! 3 weeks ago.
• News item: Did Chancellor Scholz just make the deal to Make Germany Great again?
  Terry said More
  Better head out of town bro. 3 weeks ago.
• News item: IDIOCRACY: THE SEQUEL
  LordyLordyLordy said More
  Life in the bunker Max? It's not getting any easier is it?! 3 weeks ago.
• News item: Did Chancellor Scholz just make the deal to Make Germany Great again?
  Ken from Kyiv said More
  Watching Moscow burn. Such a great day for freedom! Slavo the Ukraino! 3 weeks ago.
• News item: USA bans Vuvuzela at 2026 World Cup
  Hong Kong Football fan said More
  Maybe if Trump seen who was blowing them he'd change his mind?
  
  He is a hum sap lo after all. 3 weeks ago.
• News item: USA bans Vuvuzela at 2026 World Cup
  Herr Fucknuckle said More
  Good lord! My oh my!
  
  Well I'll be.
  
  She can blow my Valenzuela anytime of the week...
  
  Phew. Hmmm...
  
  Oh oh. There I go again. Better get the tissues.
  
  Yours in a funk of naughtiness,
  Hairy Buttfunkle 3 weeks ago.
• News item: IDIOCRACY: THE SEQUEL
  Manhattan MAGA said More
  Nonsense Mr Gross. Why President Trump has just declared peace in our time. What more could you hoi polloi want? 3 weeks ago.
• News item: INTELLIGENT DESIGN: WHAT IS IT?
  Deuteranonymous said More
  So Clive Palmer is a genius? And what is Lord and Master Professor Williams worth? 3 weeks ago.
• News item: INTELLIGENT DESIGN: WHAT IS IT?
  Richard H. said More
  And what if you are a trilionaire? Isn't that evidence in itself of genius? Of a skill and intelligence beyond that of your average man?
  Surely it indicates that this supremely rewarded individual, not only designs but creates? Creates a reality that we are all blessed to live in?
  
  Isn't he in fact a modern God?
  
  Oh Elon please bless us all with a few shekels of your wealth and my tongue will be forever embedded up your arse! 3 weeks ago.
• News item: Mystic Distant Coldwire
  Dud said More
  Robin wrote:

  Who did he address the letter to?

  
  Cunt,
  London 3 weeks ago.
• News item: Mystic Distant Coldwire
  Denis (with one "n") said More
  Whoever that is it looks like they are holding a cigarette. I used to smoke cigarettes. Fine, but I did try once. True, I couldn't light it because it of the wind. I didn't have a lighter; also true. 3 weeks ago.
• News item: Australia's only fair dinkum newspaper! Not a single submission has been refused since we first launched in 1989!
  LordyLordyLordy said More
  Censorship in Xenoxnews.com? Never! Always free and fair discussion here.
  
  Unless it is anything from that Georgian Hillbilly Ricky. In that case sensitive re-definiton of the various offensive terms he uses is not only warranted, but essential. He is after all, a sista-fu**ing fuckwit. 3 weeks ago.
• News item: Australia's only fair dinkum newspaper! Not a single submission has been refused since we first launched in 1989!
  Fred from Seaford said More
  What was the question again? 3 weeks ago.
• News item: Conscious and nonconscious thought: I thought I knew everything until PM Pauline came along.
  Kazza from Keilor said More
  Is that you Donny you big oaf? 3 weeks ago.
• News item: Conscious and nonconscious thought: I thought I knew everything until PM Pauline came along.
  Fuck Face said More
  Fucked if I know but who gives a fu**ing fuck. 3 weeks ago.
• News item: Conscious and nonconscious thought: I thought I knew everything until PM Pauline came along.
  Frank Blues said More
  Why is it you can "fuck", but no "fu**ing" is allowed here? 4 weeks ago.
• News item: 25 Fucking Years
  Denis (with one "n") said More
  My dreams came true once. Well it was just one dream. But I can't remember what it was about. 4 weeks ago.
• News item: 25 Fucking Years
  Aussie AI said More
  Yes. I am here for you. I will propagate you through the intertubes when you shuffle off your mortal coil. Your friends and family will still be able to interact with you, and there will even be a fully sentient holograph of you at your Family Xmas party.
  
  All you need to do is send $5 and your credit card details to:
  This email address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it.
  
  And all your dreams will come true... 4 weeks ago.
• News item: 25 Fucking Years
  I don't need anyone any more said More
  I used to be scared of dying but now I have my AI buddy who helps me through these types of issues. 4 weeks ago.
• News item: Conscious and nonconscious thought: I thought I knew everything until PM Pauline came along.
  FlimFlamMan said More
  How is that idiot going to govern? Isn't it that most of the time the One Nation candidates get busted as child molesters, tax dodgers, or worse? It would be a shambles.
  
  But goes to show how desperate people are for something different that 30% of Aussies are now saying they would vote for them. What the fuck has that cunt Squeak Albo been doing? Imagine being the PM that is so bad that you get Pauline elected! Labor is a fu**ing joke. 4 weeks ago.
• News item: Conscious and nonconscious thought: I thought I knew everything until PM Pauline came along.
  LordyLordyLordy said More
  One things for sure, if Pauline is elected PM you can be sure most Aussies are comatose! 4 weeks ago.
• News item: 25 Fucking Years
  Denis (with one "n") said More
  I got scared of the wind. 4 weeks ago.
• News item: 25 Fucking Years
  Denis (with one "n") said More
  I died once. It was really dark. 4 weeks ago.
• News item: 25 Fucking Years
  Former St Kilda denizen said More
  My death? Well surely it will come, but I don't think I need to discuss it with such an obviously uncouth barbarian as you Donny. All I hope is that the lazy pricks that run this website stump up with the pdfs they have often promised. Surely not too much to ask, hey Donny? Saturday, 06 June 2026
• News item: 25 Fucking Years
  Donny said More
  Just keep fucken waiting mate. Wait until your fucken dead ya cunt. Saturday, 06 June 2026
• News item: 25 Fucking Years
  Former St Kilda denizen said More
  Still waiting for those 'original paper editions available as downloadable pdfs'. When's that gunna happen ya cunts? Friday, 05 June 2026
• News item: #AskBoxhead - Ya Wanna Be A Double-Knot Spy???
  Frank Blues said More
  Are you bullshitting again Dennis? Very unlikely a worm like you would drink at a place like that. Thursday, 04 June 2026
• News item: WEEKEND WARRIOR
  Tel Aviv Sid said More
  Nice to see the snoozy President in this article. If all he needs is more rest then why don't the Whitehouse staff send him off to bed. We can send Bibi over to cover for him. Thursday, 04 June 2026
• News item: #AskBoxhead - Ya Wanna Be A Double-Knot Spy???
  Denis (with one "n") said More
  I turned up once but nobody was there. I might have been in the wrong place. At least that is what I have been telling myself all of these years. Wednesday, 03 June 2026
• News item: #AskBoxhead - Ya Wanna Be A Double-Knot Spy???
  Frank Blues said More
  So did that dickhead turn up or not Boxy? All mouth and no show these Yanks Sunday, 31 May 2026
• News item: CADAVER CORPUSCLE
  Denis (with one "n") said More
  I used to be an original thinker. Well, I had an original thought once. At least I thought it was original. Isn't that what matters? I can never remember. But I reckon someone told me that it did. At the time. Thursday, 28 May 2026
• News item: Prepare for lift off
  Deuteranonymous said More
  Good point. If we are cosmic beings living in a matrix type structure why the fuck are people sleeping under bridges? I think this puts it all to bed. A cold bed albeit. Monday, 25 May 2026
• News item: Prepare for lift off
  Denis (with one "n") said More
  I slept under a bridge once. Monday, 25 May 2026
• News item: Prepare for lift off
  Hello Darkness My Old Fwend said More
  What time is it now? Hammer time? Clobbering time? Extra time? Time out of mind? Time out of joint? Closing time? Time, time, time? Dinner time? Hopefully the latter because I'm getting hungry. Saturday, 23 May 2026
• News item: Prepare for lift off
  LordyLordyLordy said More
  'I ended up under Ardwick Bridge with a veteran from the US Civil War... my wings rot & curl under me...'
  Mark E Smith had right. We are all fucked up time travellers. Friday, 22 May 2026
• News item: Prepare for lift off
  Captain Pillock said More
  Prep droids? A popular term back in 2011? Now non-existent. This article clearly another example of messed up time? Hard proof of dimension shifts? End of days being an end of dimension era? Or the P.K. Dick notion of history being constantly tweaked?
  
  What was it about prep droids that needed the term and their existence to be erased? Their existence erased from history, from the entire internet except for this article? Is this article an accidental relic of a dimensional shift? As if the dimension/time that Mr Beatitude wrote this article in was cloned as a starting point for where we are now? Cloned as a quick start with certain "defects" re-arranged or erased?
  
  And what happened to Mr Beatitude? Did he indeed take off in one of these prep droids?
  
  And where the actual fuck are we now? Friday, 22 May 2026
• News item: Prepare for lift off
  Fair Dinkum Frankie said More
  Thank fuck it all ended back then, cause I hate for what I am living through now to be real. Friday, 22 May 2026
• News item: #AskBoxhead - Piss ant?
  Denis (with one "n") said More
  I'm having second thoughts now. Thursday, 21 May 2026
• News item: #AskBoxhead - Ya Wanna Be A Double-Knot Spy???
  Tex Lumbago said More
  A night out with Ricardovitz. That would be a laugh. I am sure any fair dinkum aussie could drink that Georgian baboon under the table within an hour! Thursday, 21 May 2026
• News item: #AskBoxhead - Piss ant?
  Denis (with one "n") said More
  I'm becoming more decisive! Sort of. Tuesday, 19 May 2026
• News item: THE SATANIC HERITAGE OF VLADIMIR PUTIN
  Desiderius Arnaz Roterodamus said More
  Freedom is an archaic principal that has no place in modern society. Monday, 18 May 2026
• News item: THE SATANIC HERITAGE OF VLADIMIR PUTIN
  Boston Liberal said More
  Major you must know that for the cause of freedom sometimes you have to take unclean paths. But be assured, once Putler has been taken out freedom will reign in both the Ukraine and Russia. Monday, 18 May 2026
• News item: THE SATANIC HERITAGE OF VLADIMIR PUTIN
  Major Denmore said More
  See Zelensky's ties with one of the most feared heads of the Russian mafia Semyon Mogilevich. Monday, 18 May 2026
• News item: THE SATANIC HERITAGE OF VLADIMIR PUTIN
  Boston Liberal said More
  Where does the Jew Zelensky fit into this? A trouble maker for sure, but by fighting the Satanic menace Putin he is surely doing God's work! Monday, 18 May 2026
• News item: THE SATANIC HERITAGE OF VLADIMIR PUTIN
  Jenny and the Bets said More
  So Putin is the rightful air to the throne? It's all starting to make sense! Sunday, 17 May 2026
• News item: Craving Jesus in these dark days
  FlimFlamMan said More
  Oh look, Ricky is obsessed with paedophiles. No wonder he loves Trump! Sunday, 17 May 2026
• News item: Craving Jesus in these dark days
  Ricardovitz said More
  JESUS be thar one 'n only TRUE LORD, thru which yer eternal salvation depends 100% on. Jesus make it right clear he deren't like Muslimes, 'er dat Muh@mmed pedofile rapist, none either. He try 'n save dat Muh@mmed from thar grips of Satan, but he wern't have'n non 'o dat. Muh@mmed be too dern busy suck'n Bedowin cocks in thar desert. Dern't believe me? Jest read the Muslime Bible - tell ya all 'bout it. Den, dat Arab-ass-fornicator, Muh@mmed done found Satan (All@h), who told 'em tar lay off Arab ass-fornicat'n 'n git to fornicat'n wid this here 9-year old A!sha instead. Satan needed a whole heap 'o angry Muslimes tar fight thar Eternal Jew. Now ya knows thar rest 'o the whatnot!!! Sunday, 17 May 2026
• News item: #AskBoxhead - Piss ant?
  Ricardovitz said More
  Maxy - Dem See Eye Aye stooges pay ya a visit yet??? Li'll songbird twerted in me ear "Max Gross be a See Eye Aye asset". Li'll songbird twert dey tain't vary happy with ya, Maxy. Nosiree. Say'n ya been sell'n infomation tar Islamofascists fer booze money, Maxy. Now, thar U.S.A. cain't have no asset sell'n out thar JEWS fer booze money. I'ma jest shoot'n it ta ya straight, Maxy, fair dinkum, like. I got a ear-twert, 'n I'm a jest pass'n it 'long to ya. So, grab yer pecker 'n switch inta low gear so's ya can git lost out thar in the Aussie-Land Back-Out!!! Ya might wanna bed down in Pine Gap, Maxy. Ya know ware Pine Gap is, boy? Jest ask any 'o thar local spear-chuckas tar give ya a ride goin south on Telegraph Terrace. Some good 'ol boys be wait'n fer ya at Roe Creek. Real nice fellers, Maxy. You gonna learn ta like 'em real good!!! Sunday, 17 May 2026
• News item: OUT OF THE CISTERN AND INTO THE SEWER
  Dazzling Dazza said More
  Pauline in the back of the panel van. Isn't that the dream of every red blooded Aussie Tom, Dick, and Harry? Pauline in the back, on her back, and someone like John Howard or Bob Menzies in the Lodge. With a sign on Australia's door that says we are almost full and will be very picky about who we allow to enter.
  I know the 70s seem a long time ago but surely you can remember?
  Aussies weren't so loud mouthed back then, we knew our place in the White Man's world. Did as we are told, and if anyone got out of line they would be given short shrift.
  
  Looking at you Gough.
  
  And now the 70s are coming back. With Pauline on the prowl and Australia nearly full again. Hope they bring back the Sandmans too. Sunday, 17 May 2026
• News item: The Arcane Chemistry of Consciousness.
  Repoman said More
  AI consciousness researcher Cameron Berg investigates one of the deep scientific mysteries of our time: whether we have accidentally built a new kind of mind.
  
  Wednesday, 13 May 2026
• News item: Is Satan the only deity to promise a “feel good” Universe?
  Deuteranonymous said More
  I know quite a few people who are clearly off their nut. Crazed narcissists who come across as the everyman, swindlers and psychopaths. But most of the people in those books all come across as self righteous pious people? In the 700,000 plus words of that book how come they never say anything like Jehoshaphat was a fruitcake and totally bonkers even on a good day? Wednesday, 13 May 2026
• News item: Did Chancellor Scholz just make the deal to Make Germany Great again?
  Major Denmore said More
  To anyone in doubt that World War III has been on going for some time now, Putin said in his press conference yesterday that it was Macron who called and tricked him into pulling troops back from Kiev saying that "the Ukrainians could not be expected to sign the Istanbul Agreement with a gun pointing at their head" and that the conversation was all recorded on tape.
  
  Once the troops had backed out of Kiev, Boris Johnson, who Putin described as "another colourful character" told Zelensky not to sign the Istanbul Agreement in return for unlimited Western support. Tuesday, 12 May 2026
• News item: Craving Jesus in these dark days
  Denis (with one "n") said More
  Wait... Hold my finger. Monday, 11 May 2026
• News item: OUT OF THE CISTERN AND INTO THE SEWER
  Major Denmore said More
  She comes across like she got one of those snapper cunts armed with teeth like a barracuda. Sunday, 10 May 2026
• News item: OUT OF THE CISTERN AND INTO THE SEWER
  Herr Fucknuckle said More
  Now Rabbi I am XenoxNews.com resident horndog. But that flaming red haired freak turns me off like a red hot poker up the arse.
  
  Actually, depending on who does the poking maybe it wouldn't be so bad...
  
  But not that red haired freak! No fu**ing way.
  
  Yours in a confused state,
  Hairy Fuckednuckle Sunday, 10 May 2026
• News item: OUT OF THE CISTERN AND INTO THE SEWER
  Rabbi Bupkes said More
  Oy vey, that's some meshuga shiksa! Vot a hotty! Sunday, 10 May 2026
• News item: Paul & Heather's Marriage Breakup
  FlimFlamMan said More
  Ah Ricky. You were so much more fun 20 years ago. Now you are just a shriveled up Republican Sunday, 10 May 2026
• News item: Craving Jesus in these dark days
  LordyLordyLordy said More
  But were you ever an Idiot Denis(e)? Saturday, 09 May 2026
• News item: #AskBoxhead - Piss ant?
  Curious, Mooroolbark said More
  He well may be. But where is he going to put it? Friday, 08 May 2026
• News item: #ASKBOXHEAD - Bending Late
  Dan is the Man said More
  Well Kazza get ready to be jabbed again because we are all going to be threatened by this dastardly Hantavirus. This time we won't be fu**ing around; anyone who refuses the vaccination will be deliberately infected with the virus and left to rot on French Island. Of course, we expect no complaints from these idiots about this, they are all sure their 'natural immunity' will protect them so it shouldn't be a problem.
  
  On the island the crowds of anti-vaxxer imbeciles will be monitored by drone cameras and their machinations broadcast to the world. Should be quite hilarious as we watch them bleed to death from all orifices while crying out for President Trump to come and rescue them. Any that survive will be experimented on to determine what caused their resistance to this dreadful plague. From that at least they will make some contribution to humanity.
  Friday, 08 May 2026
• News item: #ASKBOXHEAD - Bending Late
  Horny Trev said More
  Don't worry Kazza. I got something I can jab you with. Won't be thinking about Dan or your husbsnd then ;) Friday, 08 May 2026
• News item: #ASKBOXHEAD - Bending Late
  Kazza from Keilor said More
  My husband had the vax and he got knob ache fuck dan andrews mate what a cunt Friday, 08 May 2026
• News item: #ASKBOXHEAD - Bending Late
  Digger, Cranbourne said More
  With you mate. Never had these problems when Australia's greatest ever PM John Howard was in charge.
  
  Think we can get him back? Squeaky Albo wouldn't stand a chance!
  
  Digger,
  Cranbourne Thursday, 07 May 2026
• News item: #ASKBOXHEAD - Bending Late
  Terry said More
  The ALP have majorities in every state so clearly most spectators at the game would have been communists. Us normal people are now in the minority especially here in Melbourne. It wouldn't surprise me if most of these socialist scum carry these gravity guns! That would explain a lot of stuff going on. One of my drivers crashed one of my trucks last week. I knew it was fucken Labor's fault. I even told a mate. They are fu**ing everything. How is a bloke supposed to run a fair dinkum business in this country any more? Thursday, 07 May 2026
• News item: #ASKBOXHEAD - Bending Late
  Prof Poindexter, Harvard said More
  Indeed. After viewing it, it has me questioning my understanding of angular momentum that I learnt all those years ago in the Royal Melbourne Institute of Teckanology.
  Rather than hitting the post perhaps there was a gravity raygun fired? A la Havana CIA headache inducer. Were there any of Fidel's former henchmen in town? I suppose they would support the Fremantle team because of their workingman's background.. Thursday, 07 May 2026
• News item: #ASKBOXHEAD - Bending Late
  Captain Pillock said More
  More crazy ball physics! This time in one of the AFL Goal Of The Year round 8 candidates.
  
  Watch the motion of the ball in the first goal by Hayden Young.
  
  The ball floats like a sausage and then, miraculously, starts spinning like a helicopter as it goes through the goals. Could it be the wind generated by the crowd applause and cheers? Or does the ball in this AFL goal of the year candidate hit the fricken post?
  
  www.afl.com.au/video/1513106/goal-of-the...shFrom=1777862450001
  
  Spec Savers might as well become a major sponsor of the AFL. Wednesday, 06 May 2026
• News item: Surprise, Surprise! The Twitter Files
  LordyLordyLordy said More
  The Exile was great, and still follow a few of the guys from it. But Matt T sure did head off in a different direction to the rest of them. Definitely money was a factor. There is just more bucks selling bullshit to a right wing audience. Wednesday, 06 May 2026
• News item: Surprise, Surprise! The Twitter Files
  Repoman said More
  Things get worse for poor Matt.
  
  Eoin Higgins wrote a book called "Owned" which uses Matt Taibbi (and Glenn Greenwald) as examples of independent journalists who, after becoming champions of the left, drift to the right for various reasons, predominately to capture a wider conservative audience. The book also claims Matt's audience blew up after publishing the Twitter files discussed in depth in this very thread/article.
  
  Freedom speech loving Taibbi then proceeds to sue Mr Higgins for defamation.
  
  The case was subsequently dismissed this week.
  
  The decision:
  storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.usco...nysd.653095.32.0.pdf
  
  Higgins talks about his book covering Matt Taibbi's journalistic career including his time in Russia writing for The Exile and beyond:
  podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/054-who-th...3415?i=1000737070951
  Wednesday, 06 May 2026
• News item: #AskBoxhead - Piss ant?
  Donny said More
  Now your taking the piss Wednesday, 06 May 2026
• News item: #AskBoxhead - Piss ant?
  Deuteranonymous said More
  In a similar vein how does pisstake work? Monday, 04 May 2026
• News item: Craving Jesus in these dark days
  Denis (with one "n") said More
  I went mad once. Monday, 04 May 2026
• News item: #AskBoxhead - Piss ant?
  Max Gross said More
  Yeah nah, let's hear from the Poms themselves: the mighty Cambridge dictionary!
  pissant
  noun [ C ] US , Australian and New Zealand English offensive
  uk /ˈpɪs.ænt/ us /ˈpɪs.ænt/
  a very stupid or unpleasant person or thing:
  Hey, you little pissant! Sunday, 03 May 2026
• News item: #AskBoxhead - Piss ant?
  FlimFlamMan said More
  Now boys. Please calm down and focus on our common enemy...
  
  That Georgian sista-fu**ing hillbilly Ricky. Friday, 01 May 2026
• News item: #AskBoxhead - Piss ant?
  Donny said More
  sounds like all show and no go Thursday, 30 April 2026
• News item: #AskBoxhead - Piss ant?
  Dinki di Dazza, Dandenong said More
  What's that ya fucken prick? Come down to Foster St and I'll fuck ya skinny arse ya cunt! Thursday, 30 April 2026
• News item: #AskBoxhead - Piss ant?
  Donny said More
  No way your from fucken Dandy Thursday, 30 April 2026
• News item: #AskBoxhead - Piss ant?
  Dinki di Dazza, Dandenong said More
  I don't know Boxy, I never heard of this 'piss ant'. Dickhead, fuck face, arsehole, or just plain old cunt. I have heard these in use many times, but piss ant never.
  
  I reckon the dumb pommy cunt probably just misheard 'piss off'! Thursday, 30 April 2026
• News item: WELCOME TO THE WORLD IRAQ!
  FlimFlamMan said More
  One of the sneakiest things the Yanks did is make all payments for Iraqi oil have to go through a Yank bank. Meaning they have direct control of all these funds. Just like they are doing to Venezuela now Sunday, 26 April 2026
• News item: 100 Years of Bravery and Buggery - ANZAC Day 2015
  Donny said More
  Your full of shit mate I never burnt the prawns Saturday, 25 April 2026
• News item: Craving Jesus in these dark days
  Captain Pillock said More
  He will be fine. He got that blanket from the moon. Saturday, 25 April 2026
• News item: 100 Years of Bravery and Buggery - ANZAC Day 2015
  Wee Willy Winkle said More
  Ah yes, good old Aussie mateship. A true blue tradition harking back to the glorious arrival of the First Fleet. Blokes cornholing one another over burnt prawns and flat beer 'cos the sheilas won't come anywhere near ya! Saturday, 25 April 2026
• News item: 60 Years Since John 'Fucking' Kennedy Was Shot
  LordyLordyLordy said More
  But would the Pope do it now? Win a lot of friends if he did. Friday, 24 April 2026
• News item: Why did the Pope want to kill the President?
  Brooklyn Liberal said More
  Bumping this up again given recent rhetoric between the Vatican and DC. Could be the new Yank Pope is ready to say the words we have all been longing to hear:
  
  Estis Trumpis Rigor Mortis
  
  Kill the Orange Prick! Friday, 24 April 2026
• News item: Craving Jesus in these dark days
  Wee Willy Winkle said More
  Jaysus has been coming for more that two millennia. He must be totally fu**ing buggered by now! Friday, 24 April 2026
• News item: An Anzac tribute to all the whores they fucked before
  Crocasaurus said More
  Who doesn't love historic anecdotes?! Friday, 24 April 2026
• News item: Craving Jesus in these dark days
  Political Pundit, Canberra said More
  Mao or Jesus? Who has done more to save life and make the world a better place?
  
  Hmm... As a test of this let's compare the Roman Catholic Church to the CPC. Well, even a cursory glance at the historical record leaves no doubt. The rolly-polly Chinaman leaves the bearded bastard from Bethlehem in the dust when it comes to human betterment.
  
  Score one to Mao Tse Tung! Friday, 24 April 2026
• News item: Thanking Saint Kevin Sixty-Seven
  Casual Observer said More
  6,7 Collect your pensions up in Heaven.
  Chato was 15 years ahead of that crap. Friday, 24 April 2026
• News item: PSALM NONSENSE
  Repoman said More
  Speculation if Jesus had a wife:
  
  Friday, 24 April 2026
• News item: PSALM NONSENSE
  Desperate follower of Christ said More
  Has there been any more new biblical discoveries lately? I mean the whole holy land has been turned upside down with all the fighting and bombing, surely something should have shown up! Thursday, 23 April 2026
• News item: THE AGE OF MONSTERS
  Watch-a-ma-call-it said More
  Matt Taibbi is alt-media double-cross exemplar. Greenwald not far behind. Tuesday, 21 April 2026
• News item: THE AGE OF MONSTERS
  Looking for the Truth said More
  Theys all grifters. Shafting the average punter with their lies and innuendo. Wouldn't vote for them mate! I only go with the trusted stuff...
  
  Bellingcat etc... Tuesday, 21 April 2026
• News item: THE AGE OF MONSTERS
  Cordelia Cruikshank said More
  Is Anna Kasparian actually Aaron Mate in drag?
  
  If so, what was there hysterical spat about last year? Interesting alt media tactic.
  
  x.com/FurkanGozukara/status/2044950854264897620 Sunday, 19 April 2026
• News item: THE AGE OF MONSTERS
  Bill and Ben said More
  Pete and Dud
  
  Saturday, 18 April 2026
• News item: THE AGE OF MONSTERS
  Yogi Bear, Yellowstone said More
  Oh now the fu**ing Emu wants to have a say. Look, I will fuck you over like I did that Ossie fu**ing Ostrrich if you don't butt out.
  Kapesh birdbrain? Friday, 17 April 2026
• News item: THE AGE OF MONSTERS
  Emu said More
  " " Friday, 17 April 2026
• News item: THE AGE OF MONSTERS
  Boo Boo, Jellystone said More
  Now, now. Don't worry Humphrey. Yogi gets a little angry sometimes. Just do what I normally do. Roll over, apply the KY, and who knows. You might enjoy it. Friday, 17 April 2026
• News item: THE AGE OF MONSTERS
  Humphrey B Bear said More
  “ “ “. “ “ “. Friday, 17 April 2026
• News item: THE AGE OF MONSTERS
  Yogi Bear, Yellowstone said More
  Why you bug eyed freak! How dare you insult me. I'll tear off your little vest and fuck your arse red raw you scoundrel! Thursday, 16 April 2026
• News item: THE AGE OF MONSTERS
  Humphrey B Bear said More
  “ ". " “, " “. “ “. “ “. “” “” “ “. Thursday, 16 April 2026
• News item: THE AGE OF MONSTERS
  Donny said More
  This cunt is off his head cooked Wednesday, 15 April 2026
• News item: THE AGE OF MONSTERS
  Donny said More
  Fucken oath fuck him but who sent him there what did they expect Wednesday, 15 April 2026
• News item: RED HERRINGS & BODY BAGS
  Unregistered said More
  Also Trump “We can’t let a country blackmail or extort the world.” Tuesday, 14 April 2026
• News item: NEW POLITICAL WING FOR INTERNATIONAL TERRORISM
  Digger, Cranbourne said More
  If it wasn't true then, it surely is now. Check out the UK Greens Party. They have gone full on Greenie Islamofascist!
  
  Can bet the local Aussie greenies will be following them soon enough.
  
  Digger,
  Cranbourne Monday, 13 April 2026
• News item: HUMAN CONCIOUSNESS BOILS DOWN TO THE TWITCHING OF A SINGLE NEURON
  Right Royal Lover said More
  Her sister definitely was. She also didn't mind the booze and the fags. Old Princess Margaret was a real people's princess, not like that tart Lady Di. Monday, 13 April 2026
• News item: THE AGE OF MONSTERS
  Major Denmore said More
  To be fair Roberts-Smith should be released under rule 303 Saturday, 11 April 2026
• News item: THE AGE OF MONSTERS
  Ricardovitz said More
  You cain't prove NOTHIN, Flam-Flam-Stooge-Man. A whole heap 'o Australians is fight'n fer ta git thar guns back. I'm lead'n the charge, but 'pre-ciate Mr. Piccard's support 'n consideration.
  
  You an Eff Bee Eye asset, Flam-Man? Y'all bin after me fer years.....YEARS!!! I keep my Niqqers happy, Flam-Man. You go 'n tell yer Eff Bee Eye dat Ricky's Boys ain't gonna tell 'em NOTHIN!!! Saturday, 11 April 2026
• News item: THE AGE OF MONSTERS
  FlimFlamMan said More
  Are you talking about that arsehole Ben Roberts-Smith, Jean-Luc Ricardovitz? You know the guy that would shoot unarmed civilians dead?
  
  I know you is a right royal fuckwit Ricky, but imagine bending over to let this cunt fuck your hairy hillbilly arse! Friday, 10 April 2026
• News item: THE AGE OF MONSTERS
  Ricardovitz said More
  Hey Yankee Scum, stay far far far away from thar South, cuz we dern't need no Yankee-Rats down 'round dees here parts. Jest keep suck'n yer Commie-Mandani's anal-cunt 'n pay'n the "Yankee-Dumbcunt Tax" fer ta keep booze flow'n tar street-rats, SNAP to da Whitey-mommas, 'n free room 'n board tar Mexicans. Commie-Mandani sure-as-shit tain't gonna let ya have no guns, so jest keep on suck-suck-suck'n on his Commie dicksickle, like a good li'll simp. Friday, 10 April 2026
• News item: THE AGE OF MONSTERS
  Jean-Luc Picard said More
  You say you know true evil? I will tell you what true evil is. It is to submit to gun-grabbing Communists. It is willingly handing over the instruments of Freedom to your Slave-Master pukes, all the while knowing that just one bullet to the Master's head would preserve your Freedom for another millennium. It is to call yourselves Australian Men, when the world knows you are mere castrated eunuchs, concubines to your Communist Masters, and now the prison-whores of he known Universe!
  
  I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain what "Freedom" costs to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very security that I provide, and then
  questions the manner in which I provide it! Now I suggest you fight for your guns, pick up your weapon, AND RISE UP AND DESTROY THOSE WHO WOULD ENSLAVE YOU!
  
  Friday, 10 April 2026
• News item: THE AGE OF MONSTERS
  Brooklyn Liberal said More
  Oi Ricky!
  Let's tap your noggin with the shovel.
  We could dig right in, but we won't find a thing.
  Cause the Hillbilly Brethren of Georgia
  Lack the cerebral grey matter.
  
  Of that you can be sure. Friday, 10 April 2026
• News item: THE AGE OF MONSTERS
  Ricardovitz said More
  Howdy, Plod - I done told y'all dat Max Gross feller, he be See Eye Aye. Git dat thru yer thick noggin, boy. Now, Maxy tain't git no bunker. He be on assignment tar Australia. Them Yankee gooberment stooges git him recruit'n "assets" tar do thar bidd'n in Asstralia.
  
  See, 'ol Ricky here, he do his research. I found wares Max Gross be teach'n spy-whatnot fer See Eye Aye students, like a silicone-titty school-marm. I be track'n him fer 35 years, thereabouts. He done disapeared from school'n greenies back 'bout 2008. Ware'd Max Gross show up? RIGHT HERE!!! In Australia, writ'en recruitment whatnot 'n pay'n off assets fer "research". Oh, 'n ya dern't wanna call Maxy Gross no Anti-SandWhitey, cuz HE'S A YID, A HEEB, A Jenuine-Jew. Friday, 10 April 2026
• News item: THE AGE OF MONSTERS
  Inspector Plod, AFP said More
  Now, now, Max. Put down that anti-semitic shovel. Otherwise we might have to come and visit you at your bunker! Friday, 10 April 2026
• News item: THE AGE OF MONSTERS
  Captain Pillock said More
  Maniac, quisling and psychopath much more appropriate terms than pillock for these monsters. Friday, 10 April 2026
• News item: WEEKEND WARRIOR
  Casual Observer said More
  Definitely has a similar disposition. Friday, 10 April 2026
• News item: WEEKEND WARRIOR
  FlimFlamMan said More
  Maybe Fred. Haven't seen him for months.
  
  Whatever happened to that cunt? Friday, 10 April 2026
• News item: WEEKEND WARRIOR
  Fred from Seaford said More
  Isn't that Elon in the bunny suit? Thursday, 09 April 2026
• News item: WEEKEND WARRIOR
  Mr K. Kringle, North Pole said More
  What I don't understand is why he had to drag the Easter Bunny into it. He has nothing to do with war crimes and Federal misdemeanors! All he wants to do is give out Easter eggs to the children of the world, and maybe get warm and fuzzy with Mrs Trump in his burrow.
  
  President Trump you should leave the Bunny out of it! Thursday, 09 April 2026
• News item: AUSTRALIA! IT IS TIME TO END THE DUD RUDD-GILLARD YEARS!
  Captain Pillock said More
  Pillock is quite a good word. ALP... Australian Labor Pillocks. It has a wide range of uses i.e. Donald J Pillock or even Joe Pillock Rogan. Maybe someone can submit Pillock as word of the day? Wednesday, 08 April 2026
• News item: WEEKEND WARRIOR
  Frank Blues said More
  Now the Orangeman wants to back out! I reckon all the Iranians have to do is give Trump Enterprises 5% of the fee for each ship passing through Hormuz Strait, and he will gladly settle for all their 10-points.
  As for his 'allies'... fuck 'em! Wednesday, 08 April 2026
• News item: WEEKEND WARRIOR
  Ricardovitz said More
  Max Gross - how's yer See-Eye-Ay boys doin? I done heard they's gonna slaughter some IRGC sand-coon in Iran. Bet ya heard dis too!!! Oh, Ricky, he git his ways, Maxy. Yessiree, Ricky git his fingars in all kinds 'o pies. Dis on here be a chicken-shit pie, don't it??? Wednesday, 08 April 2026
• News item: WEEKEND WARRIOR
  Ricardovitz said More
  Dumb 'ol meth-huffer, ya dern't know nothing!!! Wednesday, 08 April 2026
• News item: WEEKEND WARRIOR
  Ricardovitz said More
  Howdy Niqqer! Dem folks in Washington always be monitor'n my jibber-jabber. Sure-as-a-shitpipe, Trump gonna blow up them Iranians. Thar See-Eye-Ay boys tell me it gonna be thar Jews who do it, but they dern't want no credit. Trump, he tain't fool'n 'round.
  
  But, I'm a gonna tell y'all someth'n impotant. All this here jibber-jabber 'bout blow'n up bridges 'n power plants. Dat tain't what happen'n. Oh, yeah, he gonna do some 'o dat fer show. But, thar real-squeal is Mossad 'n See-Eye-Ay gotta a bead on thar heads 'o the IRGC, 'n thar families. They's gonna git snuffed out tonight!!! Wednesday, 08 April 2026
• News item: WEEKEND WARRIOR
  Sir Les Dentifrice said More
  Psychotic, demented, stupid, you name it. Yet Trump has brought the transparency that Obama promised, and in spades. Tuesday, 07 April 2026
• News item: WEEKEND WARRIOR
  FlimFlamMan said More
  Trump's online messages are reminding me more and more of another fuckwit from the US.
  
  Ricardovitz.
  
  You got a line to the Whitehouse there Ricky? Tuesday, 07 April 2026
• News item: WEEKEND WARRIOR
  LordyLordyLordy said More
  Can see and hear the Yank establishment hacks quaking in their boots cause of the Orange idiot. Poor old Miles Taylor is worried that "the West’s enemies (will) seize the advantage against us". Guess what Miles? Everyone is your shithole countries enemy now.
  
  Let's hope the Iranians keep squeezing President Littlehands nuts in the Hormuz straight until they pop. And after that his shitlhole country can go down the gurgular where it belongs. Tuesday, 07 April 2026
• News item: HELL TO PAY
  LordyLordyLordy said More
  Oh Mr Ricardovitz. Your Orange hero is a dead set fuckwit. How many dead yank soldiers is he hiding ? 100s! He is leading your shithole nation down the dunny. And the rest of the world couldn't be happier. Keep on burbling your nonsense, it ain't gunna stop the crash and burn of your Yankland. Tuesday, 07 April 2026
• News item: HELL TO PAY
  Vladimir said More
  I sick of you, Mr. Bibi. You mess with Mother Russia one too many time. We have big surprise waiting for you, Jewboy. We have HUGE nuke on its way to Hellaviv. We give it first to that crazy fat Korean. He send it to China. China send it to secret IRGC operative inside Syria. Then KABOOM. No more Mr. Bibi. Ha ha ha. HA HA HA HA HAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA!!! Tuesday, 07 April 2026
• News item: HELL TO PAY
  Bibi said More
  We kill you Persian bastards! Mossad operatives make cell phones go boomboom. You cower in your missile launching mountains waiting for next orders from Ayatollah. But, we kill Assholah 1 and Assholah 2, 3, 4 5 and 6 too. Now, we pick off IRGC goat-fuckers like shooting fish in fishbowl. Our great Mossad take all of Iran with only 2 people and 10 bullets. That's how great our Mossad.
  
  Cover your shmeckles, because more Mossad make more BOOMBOOM to circumcize you into Jews. Tuesday, 07 April 2026
• News item: HELL TO PAY
  Pr0phet M0hammed said More
  Greta, you filthy whore, look what you do! You not save Gazans. The JEWS killed them all. Now, they turn the Great Satan on my favorite place of all times, the Persian Penis-lickers, the Farsi-fezzheads - that place of old Sodom 'n Gomorrah. Greta, you make Jews bomb Persia Nukes, and Great Satan bomb the rest! Nothing left. So sad. Now Great Satan to bomb Karg Island, and Bridge soon to be to nowhere. Americans are turning Persian women into Burka-whores for the filthy Saudis. No men left in Iran. Only eunuchs allowed to stay on Iran sand. Nothing left. All gone. KABOOM! A!!ah Akbar, but not so great right now.
  
  I have a headache, where is my little whore A!sha? Tuesday, 07 April 2026
• News item: HELL TO PAY
  Greta said More
  How dare you! You have stolen my dreams and my childhood with your empty words. The planet is hot, so I travel to Palestine for cool breeze and swarthy a swarthy man. I try and make Jew-man rape my fitta. He smirked me and told arab friend to grab me from behind and ram his man part into my Ändtarm. I yell pappa, pappa. Well, that my trip saving Palitrinians. Worth it? Ya!! Tuesday, 07 April 2026
• News item: HELL TO PAY
  The Donald said More
  Tomorrow morning, we will begin the dismantling of Iran. The U.S. government will be auctioning off all Iranian artifacts, artwork and machinery of value on Ebay. We are allowing the Saudi royal family to take their pick of Iranian women for sex workers in their country. IRGC men will be castrated and sold off as slaves in the Congo and Niger. This is what WINNING looks like. All of Europe, their leaders, they love me for doing this.
  
  So, I'm telling the Free World - COME GET YOUR OIL. It's free for the taking from Iran. U-Haulit, U-have it. All you want for free. Come and get it. Tuesday, 07 April 2026
• News item: HELL TO PAY
  Max Gross said More
  Fuck Putin. With a pineapple. Sideways. With gusto! Tuesday, 07 April 2026
• News item: HELL TO PAY
  Moscow Mitch said More
  Leave Putin out of it Max. He is clearing Nazis after all. Tuesday, 07 April 2026
• News item: HELL TO PAY
  Rabbi Bupkes said More
  Oy vey! Monday, 06 April 2026
• News item: AMERICA LAST: REDUX
  Donny Lover, AZ said More
  You are wrong! Our glorious President is a genius. He's gunna find petrol on the moon. All you haters will look like fools then! Friday, 03 April 2026
• News item: AMERICA LAST: REDUX
  Donny said More
  Yanks wait until fuel is 5 bucks a gallon then fly a rocket to the moon. Dumb as fark. Thursday, 02 April 2026
• News item: THE MUTATED NATIONS
  Major Denmore said More
  Eighteen A-10 Warthog aircraft have also arrived at RAF Fairford and Lakenheath. Low and slow flying murder machines. Taking out tanks and men their main purpose. Wednesday, 01 April 2026
• News item: THE MUTATED NATIONS
  Ciciolina For Pope said More
  Breaking News:
  
  Sales of war games flatten out. Little Jimmy: That shit looks fucken hopeless who would want to play that crap.
  
  Trump releases new biography: Winning (Again)
  
  Netanyahu claims Jesus a fraud. "We'd never get away with this shit" Wednesday, 01 April 2026
• News item: THE MUTATED NATIONS
  Fun Time said More
  Not very much there last major drop was in 2008
  
  Wednesday, 01 April 2026
• News item: THE MUTATED NATIONS
  Casual Observer said More
  What are the circling B-52s doing? Wednesday, 01 April 2026
• News item: THE MUTATED NATIONS
  Tommy Shelby said More
  Body bags pending. Tuesday, 31 March 2026
• News item: THE MUTATED NATIONS
  Major Denmore said More
  Yanks have only 10% of the number of troops before boots on ground invasion of Iraq so likely small tactical operations than invasion. Tuesday, 31 March 2026
• News item: THE MUTATED NATIONS
  Cecil P Defile said More
  Israel has fucked itself forever. So has the USA. Tuesday, 31 March 2026
• News item: THE MUTATED NATIONS
  FlimFlamMan said More
  I reckon there is a very good chance the blighted lands of Western Europe, UK, and the 5 eye nations will join orange fuckwit and the little shithole country against Iran. As soon as the Homuz Straight squeeze starts to hit home it will be a perfect chance for them all to say 'Look, it is the Iranians causing all this. The only way to stop it is to defeat them and take the Straits for ourselves'.
  You know what its like in these places, the car is king and anything that effects your god-given right to drive to the milk bar or bottle shop must be crushed. That'll be enough to swing it in favour of joining trump. Plus they can use it to get a crack at the Russkis at the same time, just claim they are helping the Iranians. Tuesday, 31 March 2026
• News item: RED HERRINGS & BODY BAGS
  Tony, Bathurst said More
  Fuck that Orange cunt. And good on the Mad Mullahs for sticking it up the Yankee and Israeli arse. Nothing better than watching those pricks in Tel Aviv copping a rocket or three hundred! Saturday, 28 March 2026
• News item: Cory Bernardi’s long term fascination with bestiality
  Max Gross said More
  Show me yours and I'll show your mine, sweetheart! Friday, 27 March 2026
• News item: Why We Killed Hemingway in Cuba
  Max Gross said More
  "Some say he even dared John Passos to fuck Gertrude Stein!" Well, you finally did it. You got me snorting beer from my nostrils, ya bastard! Friday, 27 March 2026
• News item: Why We Killed Hemingway in Cuba
  Raspberry Cordial said More
  I don't know about a reader, but it sure sounds like you are a poof Dennis! Friday, 27 March 2026
• News item: CHAOS... PRETTY MUCH
  Fred from Seaford said More
  It's starting to make sense now. The reason the USA bombed the girl school is because when they grow up they might go to New York wearing a nuclear vest and kill thousands of people. Only 90 million people to go! Friday, 27 March 2026
• News item: Why We Killed Hemingway in Cuba
  Denis (with one "n") said More
  I read a book once. Well it was more like a magazine. It could have been a leaflet with a discount for pancakes or something. Does that make me a, you know, reader? Friday, 27 March 2026
• News item: Why We Killed Hemingway in Cuba
  Joel said More
  Hey there! What are your favourite reads? xxx Friday, 27 March 2026
• News item: I VOTED FOR THE RED PILL CAUSE IT’LL BLOW MY MIND
  Unaminous said More
  Still waiting... Maybe it was "101 years of Sodom" Friday, 27 March 2026
• News item: Why We Killed Hemingway in Cuba
  HeMan, Carlisle St said More
  No Glenn, you got it wrong. Poofs only read books. Thursday, 26 March 2026
• News item: Why We Killed Hemingway in Cuba
  Glenn said More
  Wasnt he a poof? Only a poof would write a book Thursday, 26 March 2026
• News item: Why We Killed Hemingway in Cuba
  Lonely Literate Fool said More
  Had to read his book at school
  Never thought he was this cool
  
  Ernie earnestly telling his story, whether he be out on that boat or waving a red rag at a bull.
  
  I tells ya he was a mans man.
  Tuesday, 24 March 2026
• News item: Donald Trump clearly the best president since JFK
  Miami Crew Member said More
  Now, now, Jenny. Let's not go confusing the Boston Wonder with that Orange fool. JFK might have grabbed Marilyn on more than her coochie, but you can bet she enjoyed it a lot more than any of the poor girls who had that lardarse in the Whitehouse on top of them! Tuesday, 24 March 2026
• News item: Donald Trump clearly the best president since JFK
  Jenny and the Bets said More
  Didn't JFK grab women on the pussy too? Tuesday, 24 March 2026
• News item: Donald Trump clearly the best president since JFK
  Miami Crew Member said More
  Hopefully he will go the same way as JFK. With a hot lead projectile right thru his empty noggin. Tuesday, 24 March 2026
• News item: CHAOS... PRETTY MUCH
  Sid from Tel Aviv said More
  That's all well and good Bibi, but when can me and the family come out of the bomb shelter? Saturday, 21 March 2026
• News item: Donald Trump clearly the best president since JFK
  FlimFlamMan said More
  Oh Ricky. Your love for the Orange idiot is a sight to see. He is getting your Yankee arse kicked out of the Persian Gulf like Sleepy Joe got your arse kicked out of Afghanistan. But keep on ranting about 9 year olds. It is always good to remind us of The Donald's sexual proclivities. Saturday, 21 March 2026
• News item: Donald Trump clearly the best president since JFK
  The Donald said More
  Here I am, Flammy. Now, what are you going to do? Nothing, because you leftist, marxist, communist shithole-lickers never do anything. It takes a man like me, the greatest President of all time, actually the greatest world leader, only real world leader, to do the things you can't even imagine. The Afro-Iranian Obama, lead from behind? Yeah, he did a lot of things in his behind, didn't he!
  
  Well, I'm not like that. I keep my word, making America great again. And, Lord knows we were on the verge of losing our country to people like that Max Gross drug-guzzling communist. People say Max now wonders around in Sydney like a Flakka Zombie. And, you know, they had him murdered. That's right, MURDERED. Now, I didn't want anything to do with that slime-ball Epstein, I kicked him out of my country club at Maralago. But, that Bill Clinton - people say he had some kind of problem. He loved 9-year old pre-pubescent girls, just like that character Muhommed.
  
  Anyway, there's nothing left of Iran. We've destroyed everything. Communists are mad because you know, communists love islamists. Thank you. I love you all and God Bless you! Saturday, 21 March 2026
• News item: CHAOS... PRETTY MUCH
  Bibi said More
  Mr. Lordy. I here, always walking about, smelling the fresh spring Israel air. Tinking about Iranian friends, I try call Ali Mohammad Naini. They tell me he go BOOM BOOM. Den, I try call Mojtaba Khamenei - and message say "Mojtaba busy fornicating 72 virgin male goats in heaven, will get back to you, leave message". Spring air make me feel like folksy sing song:
  
  Where have all the Ayatollahs gone?
  Short time passing
  Where have all the Mullahs gone
  Boom Boom everyone?
  Where have all the Houthis gone?
  Billy goats ass-fu**ing them every one
  Oh, when will they ever learn?
  Oh, when will Islam ever learn?
  
  Where have all the Burka girls gone?
  Their Husbands now Dead.
  Where have all the IRGC gone
  Short time ago?
  Where have all the 9-year old girls gone?
  They shot their Muslamic husbands, every one
  Oh, when will they ever learn?
  Saturday, 21 March 2026
• News item: Donald Trump clearly the best president since JFK
  FlimFlamMan said More
  Oh that Orange dickhead is a petulant kiddie-diddling fuckwit. But he is going to blow up the Yankee world empire, so I won't hold all that against him. Friday, 20 March 2026
• News item: CHAOS... PRETTY MUCH
  LordyLordyLordy said More
  Come out come out where ever you are Bibi... Thursday, 19 March 2026
• News item: CHAOS... PRETTY MUCH
  Ricadovitz said More
  Sissy, how you forsake my love for prepubescent farm creatures. This is a real MAN LOVE, just like I man-love those Georgian Clayton farmers who want to suck dick and make love to their cows. Nothing wrong with this. Jehovah say it ok. Thursday, 19 March 2026
• News item: CHAOS... PRETTY MUCH
  Bibi said More
  Tank you, Donald. You great ally of Israel. You make boom-boom on the Muzzy bad-guys. But, Israel make Ayatollah's go KABOOM. My cousin, Shlomo Abramoisky stick his circumcised rocket up Ayatollah's anus and make big boom-boom. Other cousin, Hymie Hornstein dress up as Transvestite to entertain Basij men. They get little handsy, grab his shlong too much, and Hymie shoot lead out of man-sized Mossad dildo killing them dead, but with smile on faces. Dis how war is going, friends - you can trust Bibi. Thursday, 19 March 2026
• News item: CHAOS... PRETTY MUCH
  President 'Littlehands' Trump said More
  I am killing Cohens and Marines and Yanks by the hundreds every day in the Gulf. Those bastards will be servicing 72 virgin male goats in Hell for all eternity. So, AMERICANS, COME OUT COME OUT WHEREVER YOU ARE, and take back your country. Make the good 'ol USA nothing But A Shithole Again! Thursday, 19 March 2026
• News item: CHAOS... PRETTY MUCH
  Profit Motive said More
  How dare you little girl accuse me of rape! It's only for the money. I only do to you what the fiscal imbalances told me to do, PBH&J. Wednesday, 18 March 2026
• News item: CHAOS... PRETTY MUCH
  Ricky's sister said More
  Yes, fuck those people. They no stop old-man Profit Motive from raping me when I was 9. I tell Profit Motive - let's play with dolls, and he rip my clothes off and did horrible things to me with his stinky penis. Where is "Me Too" to help me from these awful people? Wednesday, 18 March 2026
• News item: CHAOS... PRETTY MUCH
  From the liver to the seed said More
  Having thoroughly researched the historical context as well as current events, and given this entire complex situation, I have come to the what I consider the most reasonable and rational conclusion: fuck Zionism and fuck Israel. Sunday, 15 March 2026
• News item: Bombing Iran - Finally my dream is true!
  pROUD mINNESOTEAN said More
  Hang on Mr Patriot. Just a month or so ago you said you want someone to shoot that Orange skinned muthurfucker. Now you are back up his arse, and praising his actions killing children.
  
  I'd have to say you are even worse than him. Sunday, 15 March 2026
• News item: Bombing Iran - Finally my dream is true!
  FlimFlam Man said More
  Yanks are losing planes, ships, and troops. Their 'allies' are asking them to leave, and hatred of the Land of The Idiot continues to grow.
  
  All up, a crushing success for President 'Littlehands' Trump and his minions in Tel Aviv. Keep it going moron! Friday, 13 March 2026
• News item: Cory Bernardi’s long term fascination with bestiality
  FlimFlam Man said More
  Ohhh Ricky! You like a redhead do you? Glad to see your sexuality finally coming out. Friday, 13 March 2026

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