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@Yossi18 years later and the Yanks are still bombing innocents from above. Still the world's number 1 terrorist nation. And still run by fuckwits; whether it be Bush the dumber, Obama the crank, Sleepy Joe, or 'little hands' Trump.
The sooner this shithole country disappears up its own arse the better.

@RicardovitzWell looky here we have a triggered Ricardovitz. As soon as he hears about old President 'little hands' Trump he flips out.
What's the matter boy? Realising that your great leader is a fuckwit, just like his supporters? Why, that makes you one too Ricky. A rolled gold Georgian fuckwit!

Hay Jew, dance a jig tar this....
I like shuga 'n I like tea,
But I dern't like n*g*e*s;
No siree.
Thar be two lone things that'll make me puke,
Dat's a hog slurp'n slop and a big black spook.
And the NAACP
Would sure like to git 'hold of n*g*e* haten me.

Roses is red and violets be blue,
And n*g*e*s is black.
You know dat's true.
But they dern't mind, cause What the heck?!
You gotta be black ta get a welfare check!
Jigga boo, jigga boo, where are you?
"Missa Whitey, I be here in a wood pile peep'n at you!"
Jigga boo, jigga boo come on out
"I scared of da white man way down South!"
"Lawds no, Mr. Whitey, I be gitt'n gone ta ma big-black Betty, wait'n at home,Fresh fried chick'n hearts 'nturnip greens a plenny,'n wait'n fer me is 7 li'll pickanninies. 
Dern't be a fright, boy, we's jest funn'n
Git us some rope 'n mounted up fer gunn'n.

@Miskatonic MasterChrist. It is nearly 50 years now...

And old Prez Little Hands wanted to make him leader of Iran again. Was that part in the Bible Mr Botherer?

You sound like a real sweetheart Denis. I've been known to lounge around in bed all day on occasion. Don't let these anonymous bullies get to you.

@Denis (with one "n") Sorry Denise. Wouldn't want to get a drug taking, lazy hippie's name wrong, would I? Just get out and get a job and I won't bother you any more you lazy prick.

My name isn't Dennis. It's Denis. That is what it says on my birth certificate. One day I will show it to you all as proof. If I could only find it. I used to keep it in a safe. Ok, fine, it was more like a shoe box.  But it did have a lid on it. Fine, it was glad wrap or something like that. Anyway what is with that bad language? You must be a nasty person. Or at least a bit mean. And I am not lazy. It's true I did sleep all day once. Ok, it might have been more than a few times.

@Denis (with one "n")On the slow again Dennis? You fucken lazy drug taking prick. 

I used to be a space man. I even went to the moon once. At least I thought it was the moon. Wait it could have been Brunswick. Can't really remember.

Where are the spacemen nowadays? Heroes floating down from the ether that could rescue us all from the misery and woe of 21st Century life. These intrepid adventurers lit up the last century with their spunk and IQ.
Neil. Yuri. Valentina.Buzz.
Christ, who do we have now? Some hair transplanted South African freak and a bald headed fuck from Amazon! No wonder it is all going to shit.

@Heil HitenyahuGee Mr Trumpypoo, I thought the garbage was going to be used in the Magic Ballroom. The one you and your cronies are ripping us off with. 
Just wait till the Democrats are back in power. You will be neck deep in the garbage I assure you.

No worrying my friend. We send Earth garbage to Gaza Landfill.  This for filling holes so Donald J can build Mediterranean Palms Golf Course.  Coming very soon. Very exclusive membership.  Get in early.  Buy now, save later.  Now offering 10 free driving range sessions with tanerite exploding targets. Grand Opening August 1, 2028.  
Wear a Heil Hitenyahu T-shirt for win big prizes.

I thought we were gunna move there. A short stay, while on the way to Mars. What happened? Is he really as full of shit as they say?

I sit uptop dis here mountain - cool breez, gonna rain.  Crops grow'n good. Cows happy.  'N my workers is work'n.
Tain't no sea levels fix'n tar drown no nevermind.  I reckon if'n Greenland melts 'n drowns all them nefarious darkies liv'n down by thar sea - it be God's Will.  Ricky dern't mouth-off 'bout God's Will.  Nosirree!!!

20 years later it unfortunately turns out that it is real. Very real in fact.

@The DonaldFor your average American voter it is what Trump is doing for the economy, their community, and their lives that matters. But for your average MAGA nutter, say someone like Ricardovitz, it is all about his penis. 

Some people (Negros) say I have a big prick - well I do!  No one calls me Mar-a-lago slim.  My cock is thick and huge, one of the biggest pricks.  Why else would a porn star like Stormy allow me to Trump-root her silly? And, Melania - she can only handle my porno-prick half-way to the root and for 10 minutes.  If I'm not done, she slides me a couple $100's and tells me to pay Stormy to let me finish. 
Did you know, some people tell me, that Goat-Fucking requires slim, short rat-dicks.  I hear Iranians have evolved over millions of years to fuck goats.  Atlanta Slim, did you get that name fucking goats?

That orange prick is playing the weirdest fucken horn I've ever seen. He sure is an ugly looking freak. Can't imagine that sweet Melania banging him. She must be knocked out on valium or something when he does it.

When I see that shepherd I see a man content with his life. Resting on his balcony and staring out over Austria. Satisfied in knowing that his hard work and dedication will leave a lasting mark on the world. Blowing his pipe until his maid brings him his steamed brussel sprouts.
Yes, a man of his time, and of ours.

The peaceful shepherd rests after leading his herd to greener pastures. Y'know. The Ukraine, Donbass, and the Volga.

Gotta have a comfy couch though I reckon 

@The DonaldHaha Ricky. That is a good joke. The truth is that like in Afghanistan, the mighty Yank is getting his rather atrophied arse pummeled by the Iranians. 
Oh Ricky, how does it feel that you are getting beaten by Muslims? Again!

I had a Ford Falcon once. Well it was a Ford. OK fine but I am going for my license one day.

Howdy.  Maltese Falcon of the Rebels Motorcycle Club  giving ya a shout-out on this rip-snorter news outlet. We're just a group of restless riders tearing through Brisbane's outskirts at the moment. This Rikardovits bloke, a hang-around you know, reached out to us to become a patched member.  He gave Xenox News as a reference and told us to leave a comment and someone would vouch for him.  Seems like got some mickey-mouse political ambitions too. The Rebels could use someone like that.  
So, what say you - admit him or curb-stomp him?
The Maltese Falcon - 1%er for life.

Hay boy, I piss on 'ol Boxboy's head tar keep 'm cool, fiar-proof 'n smell'n like a Kanberra Kanker-sore Kowboy.  He tain't catch a flame yet!!!  'N you 'member, when it come a time tar vote.....
RIKKKARDOVITZ FER PRIME MINISTER 'O ALL AUSTRALIA!!!  (Jest rite in KKK, 'n I git ya covered, boy). 

HOW DARE YOU, Donald! Your criminal and offensive micro-aggressions aimed at those men, me in particular, who have anal-fannies, is unacceptable. And, yes, I may be a cock-gobbler, as you so crudely put it, but I am still the leader of the great nation of OZ! OZ is a place where government controls what Citizens say because they have no guns.  No testes either.  No ability to stop a cock-gobbler such as myself form allowing Wogs, Lebos, and other nefarious furry MusIims to grace our Australian shores, and rape our Australian women.  I never cared much for lady-vag anyway - a complete waste of time when a man could be getting arse-raped by swarthy goat-fuckers. 

Ladies Gentlemen, Commies and Poofters (people say that's Max Gross), Epic Furry is targeting the world's number one state sponsor of terror, Iran.

In these past eight weeks, our armed forces have delivered swift, decisive, overwhelming victories over the furry MusIims of Iran. These sick animals have fur on their backs, on their feet and in their twisted brains turning them into blood-thirsty monsters. On the battlefield we are winning biggly. Tonight, Iran's Navy is shaved. It's Air Force is buried under radioactive lye. The Gayatollah has had every hair surgically plucked from his brain, and we are harvesting his organs for research.

The IRGC is being hexidecimated as we speak - that's like a shit-ton of them! Their ability to masturbate on deadly missiles while watching gay porn is dramatically curtailed (some people said it couldn't be done) and their cock-gobblers, goat beautification factories and lady-boy launchers are being blown to pieces. This is what I call WINNING BIGGLY!

As long as you call it Crok I approve.

@All In On AIYeh, this AI shit is really taking off. Maybe time for Xenoxnews.com to whip up their own version. Whaddya reckon Tex?

Too busy talking to A.I. for any petty activities Don.

Any of you cunts going to the snow?

@Wandering PoetFark

@DonnyI can see that Don. The beer spluttering down the fissures and crevices of his noggin holder as Boxy sucks another can dry. 
And those blank eyes... glassy and wet. Gazing out of the blackness like death itself.
And so I too, raise a tinny to the BoxMan, with the hope that freedom for all doesn't just mean 6 feet underground.

If you done it right the box would be moist from beer splutter.

Looks like Boxy has even survived the flames of Brixton! Undoubtable proof that his 'slightly' moist box theory works.
But for our Frenchy friend I reckon he is gunna need a box of asbestos to ward off the fire at his place.

The flames of capitalism are gunna burn us all Boxy!

I got violent once. Really violent. I really gave it to them! Well it was after they left but still.

And the fuckers always, always, ALWAYS get away with it

@Fatima bint Mwhammed (aka RicI know you like these stories Mr Ricardovitz because it is so much like your daddy man President Trump. An idiot leader who can't keep his hands off little girls!

I PUT FATWA ON JEW GLOBALISTS - Andy Burnham, Mark Carney. Anthony Albanese.  And, on Communists too.  LALALALALALLALA ALALALALALALALALA.  Fatwa on Max Gross a Jew and a Communist - double Fatwa LALALALAL ALALALALALALALALALA. 
I create Fatwa in AIIah's name when Daddy's dirty cunt-wife, Asisha forsake him.  Called Daddy a rapist, a pedophile and tell him NO MORE NUK-NUK.  Well, I offer my sweet flower to Daddy at age 10 and Daddy love me and praise AIIah. Now, for Daddy, I become Fatwa Queen.  ALALALALALLALALL LALALALALLALAALA. 

@AnonymousAgree.

Shit must be going bad if old Condie Rice is being called up to pump President Dickhead's Iran war.

I reckon thar nefarious Negros 'round here think I cuda had somethin tar do wid hack'n this Fair Dimkun newzpaper.  Well, 'ol Ricky dern't roll like dat, see.  Nosiree, dat thar be TERRORISM not  REPORT'NISM.  
Now, I be see'n a swarthy southerner "Profit Motive" rant'n 'n gallivant'n tar da Xenox public.  He tain't no good.  He A bad dude, fer sure. Now, I git a right mind tar report Mr Motive tar the Aussie Authorities, cept fer they tain't but a bunch 'o sopp'n wet pussies. 
Anywhoo, y'all 'lect me Prime Minister 'o Australia 'n I promise tar stop Mr Motive 'n all his neferious, swarthy sand-jiggers from hack'n Fair Dimkun newzpapers like dis here one!!!

When I die I am leaving my brain to A.I. I hope that this will be helpful. You know to humanity and everything.

I got hacked once. Well it wasn't really a hack. Someone slept in my car and then stole all of my tapes. I definitely lost a box of cassettes. Well I might be imaging that there was a box. Before computers hacking meant a different thing I think. Unless it is the same? I really did have a car though.

@Von Mises19 years ago it was a 'crippling debt' and now? You num-num libertarians and your idiocy deserve the Gulag!

Ok. Lets try that again...

Finally we are hitting Iran where it hurts. Their schools, water supply, and bridges. Thank God we have a man's man as President. All hail little hands Trump!

I am fairly sure that if you use your left hand it should fine.