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News item: Murdoch Shits Pants Tonight

Cap'n Benjamin said More

Hey Wally. Ever thought to lighten up? You know, crack a brew, sit in a deck chair, and watch the Congo River flow by. Would be ever so good for your demeanour and complexion. 19 hours ago.
News item: Murdoch Shits Pants Tonight

Walter Kurtz said More

Horror and moral terror are your friends. If they are not, then they are enemies to be feared. Look into my rotten eyes and feel horror's stench swimming waft over us all feeding on my perforated bowel.. Listen to the terror of blind zombies as the spotted maggot transforms into a beautiful winged creature. The horror … the horror. One day ago.
News item: Original Thinking

Ronnie Van Zant's Ghost said More

Ricky, you is all right, brother. Sweet home Alabama, Where the skies are so blue. Sweet home Alabama, Jesus, I'm commin' home to you. One day ago.
News item: Original Thinking

John Seltka said More

You ignorant Yanks know nothing of my homeland, Croatia! Sir Josip was an old man when I was boy, but he was a wonderful man, a powerful man, a strong Croatian leader. My father (I am not bastard like no-balls Albanese) study Sir Josip and how he lead with ruthless, brutal kindness. Father taught me well.

So, you call me "Tito's Bitch" from your hateful Yank ignorance. Truth - I am not merely Tito's Bitch, but reincarnation of blessed fearless leader Josip Broz. external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=ht...4fdb6f79b666649b5ce8 One day ago.
News item: Sweel - The Word of the Day

Casual Observer said More

The Sultans of Sweel are never short of getting a root has been my observation. 2 days ago.
News item: Sweel - The Word of the Day

Casual Observer said More

"I was sweelin' along... minding my business..."

I would have thought. No need to over think things. Always get you into trouble. 2 days ago.
News item: Sweel - The Word of the Day

Casual Observer said More

I closed my eyes, and I slipped away
More than a sweelin'.. 2 days ago.
News item: Original Thinking

FlimFlamMan said More

Oh lil' John. So sorry to mistake you for your brother-in-dingbattery Ricardovitz. From now on I will call you John "Tito's bitch" Selka seeing you are from Croatia. Because they were, weren't they John ;) 2 days ago.
News item: Original Thinking

John Seltka said More

Shut your lazy mouth, FlimFlamMan. You think you can call me names and push me around like that sissy-boy Albanese? You think you can equate me with some galah, Ricardovitz?

Well, you better think again. I have "friends" hiding in every back ally and crack-den all across Australia and Tasmania. I feed the poor Wogs that the Wop Albanese has long forgotten. They love me and will do whatever I command them to do. Australia belongs to the entire collective of working-class Australians who answer to me and only me. When I say Albanese has no balls, it doesn't matter whether he does or doesn't, because my comrades will make it so if it ain't already so.

I don't know from where you hail, but I hail from Communist Croatia. We don't tolerate the likes of you. We won't tolerate the likes of Albanese either. With the sweat and fists of hard-working Australians at my command, and a hoard of confiscated guns well hidden from the Australian Albanese sissy-britches bourgeoise. So, don't ever, EVER challenge my grip on my beloved Australia again, or you'll see the wrath of Selkta Brigade's might. 2 days ago.
News item: WELCOME DICK CHENEY!

LordyLordyLordy said More

That Cheney fucker was so well hidden away I didn't even realise he was alive until they just announced him dead.

Hope he enjoys hell along with those other great Repubnik warmongers like Kissenger and Nixon! 3 days ago.
News item: Original Thinking

FlimFlamMan said More

Come on John 'Ricardovitz' Selka, why the obsession with the lady parts lately? Has there been a turn in your masculinity? Starting to feel that perhaps your little pee-pee is little for a reason? Or is it cause you knocked up Sissy?
Whatever the case Ricky, don't be ashamed. Come out of the closet and tell us. We won't judge you any more than we do now hillbilly! 3 days ago.
News item: Original Thinking

Ricardovitz said More

Sky be blue 'round ma paradice, Mr. Blues. Ya seem like some kinda weird, punkish fella, Mr. Blues. Wat can I do ya fer??? 3 days ago.
News item: Original Thinking

John Seltka said More

Albanese, you sackless, worthless, dego-wap bastard! Grow some balls you son of a loose-legged whore. Australia is failing. Kangaroos are dying. Unionists are starving. And, Brigitte Macron is a man. But, more of a man than you, Anthony with a left ovary bigger than your atrophied, dead, shrived-up testicles. So, who's going to Make Australia Great Again? Who's going to bring our Kangaroos back to life? Who's got the testicles the size of coconuts? Who has command of all of the women around him and can make them do jump for joy? 3 days ago.
News item: Original Thinking

Frank Blues said More

Mr Ricardovitz, your Trump derangement syndrome is leading you to some dark places. Best to get back to your usual routine of diddling your sister and ranting about kudzu. 4 days ago.
News item: Original Thinking

Ashley Griffith said More

I love you Tony! I love you more than Violent Crumble, Cherry Rape and Cadbury's Milk Chocolate Teets, but not more than little girls. Sorry, Tony, perhaps if you put on a pretty little skirt and lick on some Violent Crumble? Would you do that for me, Tony? 5 days ago.
News item: Original Thinking

Tony Albanese said More

High-speed rail would revolutionise motor travel and would also be an economic game-changer for Tranny Brothels and Flying Kangaroos! 5 days ago.
News item: Original Thinking

Tony Albanese said More

You can guarantee that mining uranium will lead to nuculear waste. You can't guarantee that not mining uranium will not not lead to nuclear weapons!. 5 days ago.
News item: Original Thinking

Tony Albanese said More

It is in our national interest to have the Flying Kangaroo. It's in the interests of our tourism industry. It's in the interests of jobs here in Australia. So, next Thursday, we will be throwing 50 Flying Kangaroos out of a helicopter over Gumbuya World. 5 days ago.
News item: Out the box *BOXHEAD*

Ricardovitz said More

Tain't wat YOU wanna do wid 'er dat makes no nevermind. Tis all 'bout how I gonna mount 'er dat ya problly ain't git the stomach fer. Dun't worry none, she gonna learnz ta luv it!!! Ponder this, Cap'n - Ain't you ever see wat a Pit Bull on Meth'nFentanyl do tar a Woman? 6 days ago.
News item: Good Ol' Melbum Days

FlimFlamMan said More

Another Thursday night and another beer. Thinking of the POW and its denizens. Now not there, but you know time is a circular thing, and when you have the love for the Boys you know you will be back.
Always. One week ago.
News item: Out the box *BOXHEAD*

The Cap'n said More

Only thing I wanna do with my little girl is take her for a ride in my terraplane One week ago.
News item: Out the box *BOXHEAD*

Ricardovitz said More

Li'll girl, you git yarself down tar 'ol Ricky's Plantation, 'n I'm a gonna let ya chewz 'tween ma gold chicklets, 'er ma silver chicklets 'fore I mount ya!!! One week ago.
News item: Out the box *BOXHEAD*

Casual Observer said More

Maybe you should put your teeth in and try again? One week ago.
News item: Out the box *BOXHEAD*

Ricardovitz said More

Ya wrote like you be all stub-titty 'n pinch-faced, march'n in one of dem pink-pussy protests - a fratstrated Harvard femcel !!! One week ago.
News item: Out the box *BOXHEAD*

Casual Observer said More

A classic example of over compensating and projection. Text book stuff. It would appear that you have hit the bullseye FlimFlamMan. One week ago.
News item: Out the box *BOXHEAD*

Ricardovitz said More

When I git tar hump'n on a pussy, I git skinny-shit nekid!!! Tain't no man warin no nevermind when slopp'n up a pussy. Yo u sum kiunda wierdo or sumptin??? BTW, dat thar BoxBoy dern't look like he git no pussy. He might could be one of dem wierdos who lop off thar dick-'n-balls, but he still ain't git no pussy. See here, pussy git farahormones that git a man all coyote-crazy in thar head. Ya git yer nose near dat stuff, 'n a real man go into fornicat'n autodrive. One week ago.
News item: Original Thinking

Baiser Tete said More

“When”? One week ago.
News item: Out the box *BOXHEAD*

FlimFlamMan said More

Oh you had old Ricardovitz nailed back then. Nowadays he wants to wear a dress as well when he does it.

Nothing to be ashamed of Ricky. As long as you admit it. One week ago.
News item: Original Thinking

Ricardovitz said More

I done built "Ricky-Smarts". Wizer 'n that dumb 'ol ChatGPT. Pretty-much could tell ya wat tar do 'bout most anythang. But, got tar think'n - "WHY GIVE'M AWAY ALL MY SMARTS FER FREE?". So's I keep Ricky-Smarts jest fer me 'n me 'lone. I'm a only gonna let y'all git axcess tar the real Ricardovitz.

When I shit all my brains out, like that thar Joe Biden, well some times right 'fore then, I'm a gonna up-loade all my worldly wizdom to Ricky-Smarts so's it can keep giv'n y'all thar FAIR DINKUM news. One week ago.
News item: Word Of The Day: Garum

Ricardovitz said More

Wog oil. Swarthy Wogs cain't git 'long wid out it - they dry up 'n crack jest like a dead Elefant pussy. One week ago.
News item: Word Of The Day: Garum

Frank Blues said More

I remember trying something similar with a bottle of milk a few years back. Left it out in the sun and sleet for at least a month.

I think we called the congealed contents 'The Horn'. 2 weeks ago.
News item: Major Research Breakthrough or just More of the Same?

Horny Trev said More

Yeh. Reckon it's my ear fluff standing on edge. Especially when I walk past a NMR machine. Tickles the fluff around the old fella too. But didn't want to go into that given this a G rated site. 2 weeks ago.
News item: Major Research Breakthrough or just More of the Same?

Desiderius Arnaz Roterodamus said More

Tickling in the ears? 2 weeks ago.
News item: Major Research Breakthrough or just More of the Same?

Horny Trev said More

I don't know about the Major, but I have had a tickling in the ears and a strange craving for West Virginia girls these last few years... 2 weeks ago.
News item: Major Research Breakthrough or just More of the Same?

Denzil Oklahoma said More

Has anyone heard anything more from Major Research or has he been done away with too? Dangerous being an inventor in these times. I suspect the magnets might also be a motive in the Don Van Vliet poisoning. 2 weeks ago.
News item: #ASKBOXHEAD - No More Kings!

Anti-American, Caracas said More

His mum knew! She really did.

And now we have this clown running the Untied Shitholes of America into the ground.

I suppose we should be grateful.
2 weeks ago.
News item: #AskBoxhead - Australia. Open or not?

Max Srogs said More

I'm too drunk and high to ever let my body keep living with so few brain cells. Joe, your skull has to be so empty by now that you might as well put a box on your head before doing anything drastic so your brain rot doesn't infect others. 2 weeks ago.
News item: #AskBoxhead - Australia. Open or not?

Ricardovitz said More

Boy, I bin ta yer Big Shitty. I go tar Stone Mountain ta pay homage to da esteemed President Jefferson Davis, thar most reverred Generals Robert E. Lee 'n fire-balls “Stoneface” Jackson. Wid me Confederate Flag fly'n out the bed 'o my truck, I git jeered by a flock 'o devil-huff'n negros as I druve 'round look'n tar see what done took o'wer wha twas once God's Land. Throwed a Jack Daniels bottle full 'o me piss at some monkey's pimped-up ride. Were dat yo ride??? 2 weeks ago.
News item: #AskBoxhead - Australia. Open or not?

Joe Biden said More

Is this the Kansas surf club? It doesn't smell like fresh ocean air......JILL, why is there something brown and smeary on my hands? 2 weeks ago.
News item: #AskBoxhead - Australia. Open or not?

LordyLordyLordy said More

You would like pretty in pink Ricky. Even as the boss 'man' 2 weeks ago.
News item: #AskBoxhead - Australia. Open or not?

Ricardovitz said More

Aw 'preciate yer support, Flam - dern't need no dress nor lady parts dangl'n 'round my nethers. Jest yer vote!!! I'm a gonna werk hard find'n you a good plantation fer ta werk on, wid a kind-hearted boss-man. How's yer touch fer pull'n 'maters? 2 weeks ago.
News item: #AskBoxhead - Australia. Open or not?

FlimFlamMan said More

Ricky your sudden obsession with Trannys is getting a bit too obvious. Just come out of the closest in Sissy's dress and we will all be supportive of you :)

No need to be ashamed anymore Ricky! 2 weeks ago.
News item: #AskBoxhead - Australia. Open or not?

Ricardovitz said More

Yesiree, he sho-nuff yer PM did!!! I tain't yer PM. Could-be, but ayain't. Tain't git a hungry pussy 'tween me legs like Tranthony Albanese. I git 100% Grade A meat swing'n tween thar legs 'n hooked-up ta my twin testosterone-pump'n balls. A man, a REAL man - RICARDOVITZ FER PRIME MINISTER 'O AUSTRALIA - send Tranthony tar Thar House 'O the Man-Pussy Sun!!! Even writ a li'll ditty 'bout 'm:

Thar is a house in Canberra
They call the Tranny Cum
And it's been the ruin of Tranthony Albanese
And Lord, Trump knew he's one

Tranthony's mammy was a sailor
She spread 'em fer new blue jeans
His father was a pickled Dago
When he arrived in Canberra

Now the only thing a tranny needs
Is a suitcase full of Vaseline
And the only time he'll be satisfied
Is smok'n methamphetamine.

Oh, mamma, tell your chill'n
Not to do what Tranthony done did
Spend his ass in sin and misery
In the House of the Tranny Cum

Well, Tranthony git Trump's foot up his arse
Tain't even git no reach-around
He's goin' back to Canberra
To wear his leathers 'n chains.

Now, thar's 'nother house in Warwoman Dell
They call Ricardovitz Plantation
And it be thar saving grace of all Australiens,
When they vote 'ol Ricky ta run thar Nation!!! 2 weeks ago.
News item: #AskBoxhead - Australia. Open or not?

Desiderius Arnaz Roterodamus said More

It's an Aussie tradition. 2 weeks ago.
News item: Ricardovitz: "Trans Women Are Not Monsters"

Ricardovitz said More

Ayain't git time fer yer tomfoolery, boy. Got me a new batch of ornery fellers dat tain't git nothin tar do, 'n a strong hanker'n fer meth. Learn'n 'em how pick'n 'maters da right way, GOD'S way, 'll git 'em a li'll smoke'n candy fer suppertime. 2 weeks ago.
News item: Ricardovitz: "Trans Women Are Not Monsters"

LordyLordyLordy said More

Come on Ricky. You can get out of the closet now. Put on that pink dress and pretend to be Sissy. You know you love it! 2 weeks ago.
News item: #ASKBOXHEAD - No More Kings!

Ricardovitz said More

Only a damn Pinko Commie 'd worship dat deff, dumb, blind star-trek nigga. You a Pinko-Commie, Boxboy??? 2 weeks ago.
News item: Ricardovitz: "Trans Women Are Not Monsters"

Ricardovitz said More

Ali Bobo Kahammy, ya git too much fight in ya 'n dirty-skin tar waste. I git a field 'o Betta Boy's dat need pick'n. 'N I reckon you semite-type folks cain't eat no 'maters cuz dat tain't desert food. So, how 'bout ya git yer swarthy ass o'wer tar my kingdom, 'n I'll werk dat fight right outa ya. I'm a gonna have ya sleep'n 'n slumber'n 'bout like one of dem regula niggas. 2 weeks ago.
News item: Ricardovitz: "Trans Women Are Not Monsters"

Ali Baba Salamakbar Khamenei said More

THE JEWS change my words. The JEWS twist the Arabic alphabet into a slithering slime of forked-tong rhetoric meant to enrage my Muslim brothers. Look how they slaughter my innocent Hamas brethren. Are you a Jew-Editor? Your deeds will tell your future history. Look how they lie and then start the slaughter all over again. Dead Muslims. Righteous Muslims. Bombed dead for no reason other than the JEW's blood lust.

Either you are a JEW or you are a Muslim. There is nothing else on this planet. Hindus are JEWS. Christians are JEWS. All else belong to Islam and Allah will make certain of this.

WITNESS the Trans People, Homosexuals, Atheists and Communists come to support our fight. These are OUR people. Future Muslims. Converts who will come to love Allah and absolve their flesh from their wicked ways. I have created an army of Imams who will conduct wudu and Ghusl on these future Muslims, from head to toe, from mouth to anus - all will be cleansed and ready to accept Allah into their flesh. 2 weeks ago.
News item: #AskBoxhead - Australia. Open or not?

LordyLordyLordy said More

Indeed. Just have a look at our PM's latest visit to Washington. He bent over and spread them for the whole world to see. 2 weeks ago.
News item: Ricardovitz: "Trans Women Are Not Monsters"

Sid from Tel Aviv said More

There I was thinking you were some kind of Financial adviser but it turns out you are a pervert for hillbilly lads of the Georgian persuasion. I think I will keep my shekels for myself from now on Mr Motive. 2 weeks ago.
News item: Ricardovitz: "Trans Women Are Not Monsters"

Tex Lumbago said More

I'm the editor here Marvina. And you know we only publish what we get sent. So thanks for your piece and hope to get more from you. 2 weeks ago.
News item: Ricardovitz: "Trans Women Are Not Monsters"

Mr. Drippy said More

Oh, Ooooo, that Profit Motive offends me. There is no cure for my ooze, and that Mr Motive makes fun of my medical condition. HOW DARE HE! The wretch. 2 weeks ago.
News item: Ricardovitz: "Trans Women Are Not Monsters"

Profit Motive said More

STOP. I demand that ye stop showing this hideous, blasphemous pornography. It is too much for me to think of my sweet 9-year old bride Ricardovitz with all of that hair and Arabic man-boobs dripping off of his sweet, no longer so innocent body in just a few short years. Oh, the pain, the pain - I will have Ricardovitz set up a play date with me and her girl friends so that we can play sock-puppet and Mr. Drippy. Oh Lord may Jesus, the God of Hillbillys and only Chrsitians bless all of my little Ricardvoitzs. 2 weeks ago.
News item: Ricardovitz: "Trans Women Are Not Monsters"

Marvina McTillers said More

Who is Ricardovitz? Why did Max Gross edit my investigative piece about Trans People? 2 weeks ago.
News item: #ASKBOXHEAD - No More Kings!

Boston Plutocrat said More

Will I don't know about you, but after these protests I feel invigorated. Opposition to this Orange fool and his administration of morons is growing. In fact I reckon they'll all be gone by Xmas!
And then Queen Hillary will take her rightful place in the Whitehouse.
3 weeks ago.
News item: #ASKBOXHEAD - No More Kings!

LordyLordyLordy said More

Reckon it will be like Smiling Jack. One of the insiders will ping him. He is too dangerous and destructive for the people who really run Yankeeland. 3 weeks ago.
News item: #ASKBOXHEAD - No More Kings!

FlimFlamMan said More

Look out Boxy! The Feds are out to get ya!

But no need to worry. Most of them agree with you. Something that'll have old Agent O'vitz crying into his sister's pussy. 3 weeks ago.
News item: #ASKBOXHEAD - No More Kings!

Agent Gillanden said More

Attention person posting as Boxhead. Our agency has reason to believe your post violates Section 11.4 of the Criminal Code Act, Part 5.3 of the Criminal Code addressing terrorism, the National Security Legislation Amendment (Espionage and Foreign Interference) Act 2018 and other broadcasting laws. Do not try to contact us. We will make all necessary arrangements. 3 weeks ago.
News item: #ASKBOXHEAD - No More Kings!

Dirk Hogg said More

Me and my Warlocks will be hosting Biketoberfest in Daytona. MAOA - Make America Ours Again. We have big, Big, BIG plans for the cream-puffs, soy-boys and pinched-face jew-whores who will be unarmed and stomping around Daytona City Hall this weekend. My Big Plan is getting stiff and hard right now. This is gonna be better than a Chomo beatdown. 3 weeks ago.
News item: #ASKBOXHEAD - No More Kings!

Joe Biden said More

I've been in Hillary. She forced herself.....JILL, SHUT UP YOU CUNT....Bill made me force my hotdog....damn lying Republicans. Anyway, she smelled real bad, like when Jill forgets to clean my diaper for a week. DAMNIT JILL, warm those cold fingers of yours before tucking my colon back in my...Republicans are such asshole...I mean I missed the wet hole and my hotdog made icecream in Hillary's poo-hole... Medicare is a Republican pony poo-hole,... and well I pooed medicaid winners. 3 weeks ago.
News item: #ASKBOXHEAD - No More Kings!

FlimFlamMan said More

Don't know about this 'No Kings' protest, but you should definitely be going to these ones if you can:

3 weeks ago.
News item: #ASKBOXHEAD - No More Kings!

LordyLordyLordy said More

Now now Boxy. Shouldn't we wait to see what the protest achieves? I reckon there will be some really cutting signs at least. That'll upset President Littlehands. 3 weeks ago.
News item: #ASKBOXHEAD - No More Kings!

Boston Plutocrat said More

Well if Hillary is in, I am in. And so should you Boxperson.
x.com/HillaryClinton/status/1978838824294752679?s=19 3 weeks ago.
News item: Ain't it funny how the time goes...

Ricardovitz said More

Kong Chong Hawwy, if'n yer think'n I git a cunny-hole fer ya to diddle, AYAIN'T!!! Now, I dern't no what kinda hole that thar Beth feller got fer yer diddl'n pleasure - better ask shim. 3 weeks ago.
News item: Ain't it funny how the time goes...

Hong Kong Harry said More

Yeh Bethovitz. They could unite Nixon with President Littlehands by sending the later into the next life to join the former. I am sure the rest of the world would cheer.

Maybe that lovely fellow Chairman Xi could arrange it. 3 weeks ago.
News item: Ain't it funny how the time goes...

Beth Povarich said More

That mighty fine looking Mr. Nixon could team up with President Trump to turn China into a glowing cesspool of human waste and Happy Meal trinkets. Wasn't it Mr. Nixon that dropped the bomb on Hirosaki? He did something in China. He might even be a Chinese spy. Nixon - can also be spelled Xi Non - distant cousin to Xi Ping Pong. 3 weeks ago.
News item: Throwing the first stone...

FlimFlamMan said More

Still not resolved. 23 fucking years later. 3 weeks ago.
News item: Blue Polls

Anonymous Nunawading resident said More

Hey! I remember that night. 3 weeks ago.
News item: Ain't it funny how the time goes...

Frank Blues said More

Reckon Tricky Dicky has more hair than that little dicked President they have now. 3 weeks ago.
News item: The Week that Was: Strange Occurrences and Alien Visitations

Desiderius Arnaz Roterodamus said More

Uri Geller pops up and the next thing a huge hunk of bent metal is discovered heading toward the sun with a backward tail. The sooner that cunt drops dead the safer everyone will be. 3 weeks ago.
News item: Remember, Remember, the Lies of September 11

FlimFlamMan said More

A year to go on this prediction. Looking a good possibility with President 'Smallhands 3 weeks ago.
News item: Ain't it funny how the time goes...

FlimFlamMan said More

Nixon and Trump. Both impeached Yankee losers, who like to start LatAm wars. 3 weeks ago.
News item: Word of the year: Genocide

Donny said More

Told you'se. Fkn cooked. 3 weeks ago.
News item: Word of the year: Genocide

Ricardovitz said More

VOTE RICARDOVITZ!!! Y'all dern't know meenin' 'o WINN'N BIGGLY till ya git me fer Prime Minister 'o Australia. I git a 4-point plan tar make Australia great, finally.
1. Siphon up all thar rare-earth whatnot from dat middle part 'o Australia nobody gives no nevermind 'bout. Sell it all tar Trump fer BIG-BIG money, 'n kick that Xi Ping-Pong in his fat-filled squishy balls.
2. Seend all the swarthy Wogs, Lebos 'n terrorists back tar Gaza - Make Australia Beautiful Again!!!
3. Nationalize Jew-Banks. Gonna call 'em Christ National Bank. Make Australia Rich Again.
4. And, Make Guns Legal Again. Yep, all y'all git guns so's ya can keep the slants 'n other nefarious dirt-bags out of Australia.

Ya wanna win bigger 'n TRUMP, vote fer RICARDOVITZ, Prime Minister 'o all 'o Australia!!! 3 weeks ago.
News item: Word of the year: Genocide

Casual Observer said More

Thanks for sharing. Very low IQ people voting in a celebrity with an extremely low IQ is the definition of America. Dumb and dumber is a documentary. 3 weeks ago.
News item: THE TWO-STATE DELUSION

Ricardovitz said More

I git ya now, Max Gross!!! Ya slither'n slime-bucket CIA stooge!!!

"Max L. Gross retired from the See Eye Ay in December 2005. Prior to his retirement, he was for eleven years Dean of Spy'n 'n such at the National Defense Intelligence College. Before that, he was Brofessor of Intelligence (Middle East Sand-nigga X-pert) at the same institution. He also served as an Secret Spy sluther in the Middle East Branch of DIA’s Directorate of Research. Dr. Gross (he tain't no real doctor) served as a military intelligence officer in the United States Air Force, with three consecutive overseas assignments in Turkey, West Germany and South Vietnam. In addition to his work at the Joint Military Intelligence College, he also has served as adjunct professor at George Washington University, American University, Georgetown University and the University of Virginia. He also snitched several times each year fer the Eff Bee Eye in Washington, DC 'n thereabouts. His current research interests focus on the relation between Communists, Atheists, and Islamists. He also has been especially interested in Ottoman homosexual history, especially its military anal-fornication bath houses and its Pride Grooming program among the Arab world."

Y'all think'n I make this here stuff up. I dern't. Look it up on AOL, er BratGPT, er GiggleMyDiggle - some smarty smart bot like dat!! 3 weeks ago.
News item: Word of the year: Genocide

Donald said More

WINNING. I stand here before you victorious over Democrat scoundrels and Communist crazies who once infiltrated America. We beat Hamas and I presented my buddy, Bibi with a cigar made of Muhammed Cartoons, hand drawn by Japanese artists on the finest tobacco ever grown. Nothing but the best - Smoke 'um Chief Bibi!

I instantaneously nuked Iran's balls into oblivion. Boy, was that fun or what? And, I have implanted psuedo-polonium-210 in Xi's sagging man-boobs. What a site. If Xi wants man boobs America has some of the best man-titty surgeons in the world. Why settle for 3rd rate when you can have the best, right? He doesn't know it yet, but I have sewed the seeds of Xi's demise. The once not-so-great nation of China, under the Ping Dynasty, is now crumbling. Without American dollars, American finance, American software, American hardware, and access to our Markets, 83% of Chinese workers will be unemployed. Stagnant, sacks of fermented rice soon to be freeze-dried by China's cold winter coming will cry for Xi to relent. But, not until the Chinese fermented-rice-sacks turn into men again will they topple the Ping Dynasty.

Just as China has killed many Americans with their Fentanyl drug machine, I have an even better plan for the Chinese Communist Party members. I won't disclose it here, but the world will soon know their fate. A fate I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy, Chuck Schumer. Except, I'm The Donald, and yeah, I don't "wish" things, I make them happen.

WINNING BIGLY. 3 weeks ago.
News item: Lookie Yonder! Three Wise Men of the East

Joel said More

Sartorial splendour! Oh Beau you sound like a man of my own heart. Oh you darling. Just... you know! Oh my! Sartorial splendour. Boom tish. cluck cluck cluck!!! 4 weeks ago.
News item: "Does the fact I have 5 wives affect my friends chances of getting a root?"

Aisha said More

How dare you!! You who questions the words of Profit Motive will commit bankruptcy. My Profit Motive is strong of breath, but has a tiny brain. Profit Motive's tiny brain thinks me so good. Make me happy he has no nervous disorder. He paint his fingers to look like beautiful dolls from Egypt, me and my friends play with it. We all have fun and praise Profit Motive. 4 weeks ago.
News item: The Covid19 Conspiracy Explained Once And For All

Tex Lumbago said More

Did see that one too. Hilarious. Tells his fuckwit follows like Ricky not to take it meanwhile he secretly gets a jab.

Oh President Littlehands you are a devious bugger. 4 weeks ago.
News item: The Covid19 Conspiracy Explained Once And For All

Herman Woody said More

The White house doctor just announced that the US President Donald Trump just had a Covid booster/vaccination. RFK has yet to make a statement about this.

4 weeks ago.
News item: "Does the fact I have 5 wives affect my friends chances of getting a root?"

Sid from Tel Aviv said More

I thought you were a Commercial Titan Mr Motive. It turns out you are just a second rate huckster!

Disappointing. Very disappointing. 4 weeks ago.
News item: "Does the fact I have 5 wives affect my friends chances of getting a root?"

Profit Motive said More

Ahh, I have many businesses more than five! And I love my 9-year old kudzu recycling business called Ricky the most. That is until Ricky starts to lose money, then I get real hairy and ornery. Then i put Ricky with my other businesses in the bankrupt bin. But, I must confess, I want to be a Jew, because the Jew beat my businesses in all 4 corners of the desert lands and I love winners. Except, the Jew man only gets one business and he cannot correct the employees with fists and kicks when they start striking. I so much want to prophesize to the Business Winners, but my business is losing money longer than a barking dog chasing desert squirrel. 4 weeks ago.
News item: "Does the fact I have 5 wives affect my friends chances of getting a root?"

Punctilious Pilate said More

A.A. 4 weeks ago.
News item: "Does the fact I have 5 wives affect my friends chances of getting a root?"

Looney Les said More

What meeting would I have to go to get a share of that one on the top? Huba-huba! 4 weeks ago.
News item: "Does the fact I have 5 wives affect my friends chances of getting a root?"

Herr Fucknuckle said More

Ok. If I, being a member of society, have as many wives as I want I will be helping the aforementioned society to 'strengthen' itself. This is what they are saying?

Well I am all for it. Ready in fact.

Question is, where can I get these wives?

Yours with limp willow in hand,

Hairy Buttknuckle 4 weeks ago.
News item: Lookie Yonder! Three Wise Men of the East

Flagetlatiius Farctus said More

Nick: "Ok, that will do. Now take him back down to the cellar..." 4 weeks ago.
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Fred from Seaford said More

Those two rogues must have had Jojo tied to the chair. You can see him trying to hide the welts around his wrists. 4 weeks ago.
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Casual Observer said More

I wonder who cleans the windows? And what are those tethers on the chairs? 4 weeks ago.
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Liz B. Ends said More

rumble.com/v5aa4rg-dont-munch-the-carpet...-by-liz-b.-inns.html 4 weeks ago.
News item: Lookie Yonder! Three Wise Men of the East

Wallace Of Arabia said More

Is that carpet or tiles? 4 weeks ago.
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Fmr Fitzroy St Denizen said More

Oh look. It is all the nay sayers. The tall poppy cutters. Well I bet none of you have had as much pussy as Nick. Or written a tune that delights people of all ages like Jojo has. And how about whatever beardy does? I reckon you couldn't do that either.

So just lay off these 3 great men! 4 weeks ago.
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Smarticus of Norseland said More

Walmart Satan. Cum-Stains Manson. Queeral Marx. This is where the AIDS epidemic started. Monday, 06 October 2025
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Well I Jumped said More

What comes to notice? Mr Richman has either been working on his car, or, as the ex-editor of the Guardian pointed out that, like Assange, he wipes his hands on his pants. Monday, 06 October 2025
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Beau Brummel said More

What immediately comes to notice when you see these three vagabonds? A complete lack of sartorial splendor. Now we can't all be young and handsome, but for godsake at least put a tie on man. I mean, how hard could that be? Monday, 06 October 2025
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Fearful Clayton GA resident said More

Oh Mr Ricardo, sorry Mr Republican, I am also so happy that President Littlehands is popping random strangers out on the ocean. I mean, who knows, they might have been heading up to Yankee land to fuck your sister. And we couldn't have that happen could we Mr Rublicavitz? Sunday, 05 October 2025
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Mr.Republican said More

Max, it seems as though your Hamas is surrendering. Now, what am I going to watch on Youtube? I sure hope they don't and keep fighting. I really wanted to watch Israel's "Final Solution" for terrorists. Oh well, there's always Venezuela! Isn't it just glorious how Trump has been making narc-terrorists disappear? This promises to be better entertainment than "God's Gaza Plan". Saturday, 04 October 2025
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Mr.Republican said More

Cry, Karen, cry. Trump told me to tell you.......YOU'RE FIRED! Now, I've got a lot of work to do firing 300,000 of your friends before Monday. Saturday, 04 October 2025
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Ciciolina For Pope said More

No bigger Karen's than Trump and Musk by a country mile. Maybe in history. Big fat fucking sooks. oooh... I saw a trans person WWWAAAHHHHHHHHH .... Ooooohh PANADOL!!!!!! WAAAAAHHHHHHHH Saturday, 04 October 2025

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