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Donny said More

To these cunts bombing kids arms and legs off is winning fuck right off 10 hours ago.
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Wallace Of Arabia said More

Yeah he is a descendant of the guy who invented algebra. 11 hours ago.
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Donald said More

I smell a Muslim running this rag. Seems the Arab gets offended when his prophet, Muhammed, tells him what's in the Quran. That's losing. That's Xenox News not being "fair dinkum". That's Xenox News allowing only speech which Xenox News approves of. I'm all about Winning. And, Winning Bigley. Christian Knights shall save the world from Islamic speech-stiflers. I will make sure of it. Just like I will make sure Intel wins bigley too. 11 hours ago.
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Sid from Tel Aviv said More

OK Mr Motive. I am ready to hear more. But surely you know the way to a mans heart is through his wallet So for one last time...

SHOW ME THE MONEY! 12 hours ago.
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Joe Biden said More

I just put my little girl in the shower with me. That made her all slippery without me having to get on my arthritic knees and lick anything. JILL, I'M BUSY! That Donald Trump is a criminal, a Senator from Rome when Kamalah burned her fiddle and speaking of fiddling, nothing beats a good shower-fiddling...but not with Kamalah, she's too black and old....wait.....JILL, STAY OUT...STAY OUT,DAMNIT....anyway, we......beat.......Medicare. 12 hours ago.
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Ricardovitz said More

Why y'all Jews be shitt'n on Muhammed? He dern't murder Jesus, jest raped 'n buggered a 9-year old girl. 13 hours ago.
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Profit Motive said More

All Financials, and even Infidelities, are bound by the laws I dictate in my Kuran. My holey book. The book of My Pal Anon and Profit Motive. I tell you, as a man you may buy and sell women, like cattle and camels. When you own a woman you may have your sexual way with her, and she must submit to your every desire. If you bargained for a refund-and-return policy in advance, so be it - it is our way, the Profit Motive way. You may return her without obligation to the previous owner, pay a "re-stocking fee", even if you sampled the goods, so long as she is still worth what you agreed to pay for her.

Why do you question me, you Kafir! I am the one and only messenger of My Pal Anon, Mirrorman, Alfred, Charley and the Chocolate Factory, and heaps more. Nothing has changed except for the ignorant, wicked ways of my brothers in Financials. READ MY BOOK, and you shall be elightened on the Financial Laws of property including women and little girls who entice and stir your cooking pots. 13 hours ago.
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Deep State Larry said More

Not yet anyway. 19 hours ago.
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Little Lord Fauntleroy said More

Well it seems things have changed since I visited the Gulf states for a bit of rumpy-pumpy. Back in the day all it took was a few gold shekels and a quiet whisper in the ear of the Emir to spreadeagle a hookah. But now Mr Motive is telling us you need to get some sort of legal ruling for a bit of leg over. Bugger that! Seems like just too much bother for me. 21 hours ago.
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Sid from Tel Aviv said More

But Mr Motive, where's the money?

WHERE'S THE MONEY? One day ago.
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Herman Woody said More

Try cunnilingus first. It can make the whole episode a lot smoother One day ago.
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Profit Motive said More

Wickedness found in my children of Qatar Allah to sick his barking Jew-Devils upon them. Quran say "Whoever runs a brothel of prostitution or contributes to its opening or running commits acts against the Profit Motive and shall be punished with imprisonment and more".

I receive information from the Most High that my Profit children are being seduced by Filipina slave-women on the MeetMe app in Doha brothels. They are goaded into paying for sex without being married to the woman. This is against the Fiscal law that I dictate to all Profit under penalty of death and dismemberment! These Kafir lead my children astray.

However, I, Profit Motive, giveth my Profit Brothers a "work-around", because Allah has made Man with insatiable desires which must be satisfied. Read and study my Book, the Quran, and you shall find your answer. Fiscal Law permits concubinage in Fiscal such that a man may have intercourse with his female slave. And, the owners of such slave may sell his female slave on the slave market to another man, who will be permitted to have intercourse with her as her new owner. However, Fiscal provides an "escape clause" where after intercourse he must return his ownership of the slave to her previous owner on the pretext of discontent and his debt thus extinguished. This is the only legal and accepted method for Men to sex unmarried Women In Fiscal.

I, the Profit Motive, have spoked.

2 days ago.
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Deep State Larry said More

That Charley was just a patsy. Something to get the dimwitted rednecks like Ricky all riled up. After this will come the crackdown. But don't worry Ricky, we won't be cracking down on you. 2 days ago.
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Fred from Seaford said More

I did notice them and to be honest they did kind of rile me up a bit. Do you think that their appearance meet the criteria of motive? 2 days ago.
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Le Dentifrice said More

Poindexters gonna poin. 2 days ago.
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Fred from Seaford said More

On average nine women are murdered in Australia every week. Yes, nearly 500 per year.

80% of the time the murderers are men between the ages of 20 and 44.

But yeah, let's deport teenagers in gangs.

2 days ago.
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Looney Les said More

Mine is sharpened, and ready to hack off the noggin of any plant stubborn enough to stand in my way! 2 days ago.
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Desiderius Erasmus Roterodamus said More

It's all there in the gums. Clear as day. 2 days ago.
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Ricardovitz said More

Dern't you go blaspham'n Charlie Kirk - dat man's with thar Lord in his good graces - tain't no gooder man 'n this here world 'n Charlie James Kirk. Now, Flam, ya touch'n on a topic dat gimme thar shit-skittles - MAX GROSS 'N HIS CIA-FBI STOOGES!!! I reckon 'ol Max gonna send his goons fer me, cuz Max dern't like no auntropenure, self-starter, land baron like me. Nosiree, dat commie-stooge HATE folks like 'ol Ricky. Folks who no how tar make thangs works. Folks good at work'n land 'n manag'n ornery Negros ta get 'n honest day's work out of 'em. 3 days ago.
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FlimFlamMan said More

Maybe thats what Mossad did to old moonface Charlie Kirk? Shot him up so they could dice&slice him for the Ukies.
Better watch out Ricky. They might be after your fatass good old boy body next! 3 days ago.
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Ricardovitz said More

PAL-A-STEINIANS - they all dead. World dern't needa be pestered by 'em no more. Dern't know why CIA Stooge Max Gross all up in a dither 'bout it. I reckon Israel meat-packers is slice'n 'n dice'n up all them dead Hamas-on-Ice 'n make'n em inta MRE's fer Ukraine Soldiers. When them dirty-brown Koreans see them Ukies eat'n fresh-cured Hamas, they is likely tar break ranks with thar Commies 'n join the Ukies in a feast. Maxie, ya needa say 3 HAIL-MARRIES, 'n pray Aussie-Land send ya to thar Russian Front fer ya to gnaw on one of them Israel-MRE's!!! 3 days ago.
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LordyLordyLordy said More

Yanks shooting each other. Is there nothing more American? 4 days ago.
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Crocasaurus said More

No worries, machete's are still readily available for all your gardening needs... outdoorswarehouse.com.au/fixed-blades/machetes/ 5 days ago.
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Donny said More

I told yas, he's fucken cooked 6 days ago.
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Ricardovitz said More

RICARDOVITZ - Prime Minister 'o Australia. "Freedom tain't free, but ya can buy it from me" - RICARDOVITZ 2025, 2026, 2027 'N FOREVER!!! 6 days ago.
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Ricardovitz said More

YA DERN'T KNOW NOTHIN, Commie Donny!!! Tain't got no "arse". Dat be some alternate universe, gobbly-gook nu-speak fer whatnosnever. As thar li'll tittless wonder feverishly yelps: "HOW DARE YOU", ya damnd commie pinko communist. If'n I ain't git no "arse", than, Donny, ya just be spurt'n yer load in some marijuana-haze commie Matrixverse, look'n fer arse. Now, down here in realtity wares I live, dumb-commie Donny, we git HO-MO-SEXUALS who go 'round lick'n ASS, 'n doin un-biblical thangs to thar dirt-hole. Is dat what ya be all 'bout in yer marijuana-haze commie Matrixverse, Donny? 6 days ago.
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Donny said More

Someone must have fucked this cockhead up the arse. Lost his shit or just a fucken dumb cunt. One week ago.
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Ricardovitz said More

Commies is EVIL. That tain't no 2 ways 'bout it. Nosiree, they is wick'd evil 'n aughta have a hammer 'n sickle riveted ta thar ballsack 'er titties, er whataver them commie trannies git fer ta nail 'em tar. R E V O L U T I O N ! ! ! One week ago.
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Wallace Of Arabia said More

Shoot us all.
In the name of freedom. One week ago.
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FlimFlamMan said More

Not only Machetes but the that tool of freedom, the firearm, is also being used on those that celebrate its usefulness. In Utah even.

You win some, you lose some. Dickheads One week ago.
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Ricardovitz said More

Jippie Johnny, you show 'ol Ricky jest how ya go 'bout eat'n "Peace"??? Peace dern't put no vitals on thar table. Peace dern't make corn stalks grow tall 'n strong. Peace ain't no good wen yer try'n tar make people-paddies with pickles on top!!! One week ago.
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Hippie Johnny said More

Whatever happened to Peace? One week ago.
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Ricardovitz said More

Chopper Reed be jest what thar Southern States need ta lead White Folks tar VICTORY!!! We got Trump, but he tain't no drug-den killer. How 'bout this: Ricardovitz 'n Chopper Reed - Prime Minister 'n Vice Prime of Australia. "Keep'n Food Prices Down By Chopp'n 'N Grind'n Gangstas Good Parts Up fer Tasty Sausage"!!! One week ago.
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Poet Larryette said More

Now I remember tunnel ball as a wholesome game we played on the fields of our Primary School. But is Pervis now telling us there is something sinister in bending over and watching the ball trundle between your and your school pals legs? Some sort of metaphor for our existence?

I can tell you it has me curious and confused! One week ago.
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FlimFlamMan said More

An accurate depiction of the brainless dickheads currently leading the US of A. 2 weeks ago.
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Donald said More

That first picture of me - I like it. It will be permanently added to the Oval Office. But, that second photo - more fake news. I don't shoot Communist shit-hole country guns. The American-Rifle (AR) 15 is more to my liking. And, I don't wear green tranny-bands to cover my gorgeous blond locks. I heard my Sharks took a nice bite out of your reporter before you shot him. Its a fine line between keeping them hungry, yet strong enough to devour your Fake News. 2 weeks ago.
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Tex Lumbago said More

Hey Yugo. The link still works! 2 weeks ago.
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FlimFlamMan said More

Damn. Keep trying though. We have to get that fat orange prick one of these days! 2 weeks ago.
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FlimTransMan said More

2 weeks ago.
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Anonymous said More

Sure doesn't now 2 weeks ago.
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LordyLordyLordy said More

Yeh, you jumped the gun.

A pity cause we were all hopin' that fat orange prick had really carked it. 2 weeks ago.
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Brooklyn Liberal said More

Bill! Come on man, there is still a chance for you. The world is crying out for a centrist like you to run the old US of A. There are too many extremists nowadays like the Orangeman and that radical muslim guy taking over New York. I am sure the people would love you to be President one more time. 2 weeks ago.
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Bill said More

I have had Hillary. Once you've had her, you can't get rid of her, and she never liked my cock anyway. She's harder to get rid of than the Clap I got from Monica. Oh, how I love chubby little Jewish girls. 2 weeks ago.
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Donald said More

Insane people who don't know if they are a man or woman scare me. They shoot up schools, murder people, molest children, all in the name of cross dressing and pretending to be something they're not. Yeah, they scare me. Lock 'em up. Or, some people say I can deport them. 2 weeks ago.
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FlimTransMan said More

Oh Donny! Are you scared of my sexuality? You little shy boy. Why don't you slip off that suit and slip on a lovely night gown. Powder your nose and join all us queens in Queens.

You know you want to! 2 weeks ago.
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Donald said More

Fake news. I'm alive and well, kicking communist ass, taking names, rounding them up and then deporting them to Venezuela, or some other shit-hole country of my choosing. So, who am I to sue over this fake news? Max Gross? Boxhead? FlimTransMan? Who is spreading this fake news about me? My Great White Shark wants to know. 2 weeks ago.
News item: Iranian Terror Strikes at Our Home!

Profit Motive said More

And, I have more enlightening stories for you Phil. As I wrote in my book, The Life of Motive, I explain what I must do to wicked women. One time, this dirty cunt, Asma bint Marwan wrote a poem criticizing me, squawking to her people, “You obey a stranger who is none of yours. . .Do you expect good from Motive after the murdering of your chiefs?” Now, in the book I said a disciple of mine, Umayr, went to Asma's house that very night and ran a sword through her while she was in bed nursing her baby. But, I now reveal that twas me, Profit Motive, as I am no coward to hire a lowly servant to do my murdering for me. Only I, Profit Motive, at Allah's behest, run a nursing mother through with my sword. For, I am no coward, Mr. Phil. I am Profit Motive, the great and powerful ruler of the world. 2 weeks ago.
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Brooklyn Liberal said More

Fantastic news that the Orange clown is dead. Now is the time sanity can be restored to our great nation. Bring back Biden! Or even better...

Let's have President Hilary! 2 weeks ago.
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FlimFlamMan said More

Hmmm... Some interesting options there. But I'd have to go with Melania. I mean how long could you put up with that fat Orange slob in your bed? It would be a nightmare! I reckon she slipped him a mickey and off he went to the hereafter. 2 weeks ago.
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FlimFlamMan said More

Yes, where is that Orange fraud? He is leading the once great nation of the USA to wrack and ruin. You'd think at least he'd show his ugly mug every now and then. 2 weeks ago.
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Peoria Phil said More

Wow Mr Motive. What an enlightening story. Never knew how crazy it got down in Alabama. But again I must ask, where's the money? For we all need to make a quid nowadays. So how do you do it Mr Motive? 2 weeks ago.
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Wallace Of Arabia said More

Is Drumpf dead yet? Would anyone notice? 2 weeks ago.
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Coach Devine said More

Rudy, “you’re 5 feet nothin’, 100 and nothin’, and you got hardly a speck of athletic ability. And you hung in with the best college football team in the land for two years. And you’re also gonna walk outta here with a degree from the University of Notre Dame. RUDY....RUDY....RUDY....RUDY. 2 weeks ago.
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Profit Motive said More

I wrote my entire story in the Popular Mechanics (Scientific American for hillbillies) - you may read it at your leisure. But, I will summarize it for you. I was a humble boy born into the Quraysh tribe in Mobile. As a young boy, I was forced to clean fecal-pits and perform handy work for Jew merchants. In doing so, they taught me about Abrahamic law and of my blood line from Ishmael. Once enlightened, I had a face-to-face with Allah and he gave me a new set of commandments for Jews, Christians and my Arab idol-worshipers. I told the Jews about this, and they rejected me. I told the Christians about Allah, and they too rejected me. I told my Arab brethren about Allah's new commandments, and they embraced me as a Prophet. Profit Motive I became. I told my idol-worshiping converts to go forth and slaughter all Infidels. That there will be no peace until all Infidels are eradicated or converted to Islam.

As a reward for my service, Allah blessed me with a 9-year old virgin girl to take as my wife. Never a more beautiful, innocent little girl had I ever seen, until I laid eyes on my Bride-Wife Aisha. As Allah commanded, I took her as my wife, for I had no say in this matter. She didn't even have any hair on her pelvic area when I married her. Allah assured me this was "ok" with him. So, I thanked Allah and had my way with my new Wife who soon became my favorite. This is the law of nature, just as a Rooster has many hens in his flock, he will "peck" and groom his favorite, just as I did to Aisha. This is one of many stories I can tell you, student. But, you may read the Quran for yourself and see all I say is true, is Allah's word. 2 weeks ago.
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Peoria Phil said More

Mr (I assume Mr) Motive what is your story? Are you a new age capitalist prophet? Someone with a message to lead us all into a prosperous and debt-free future? Perhaps you have a memecoin we can invest in?

I am always looking for a bargain so do tell Mr Motive! 3 weeks ago.
News item: Wanted. Dead or Alive.

Rudy G, Manhattan said More

Oh President Littlehands your glorious Nation is the winningest nation ever! Please keep on Winning so Winners like me never have to go to jail. 3 weeks ago.
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Robert E Lee, Heaven said More

Don't worry mate. That's more than I ever got from Jesus and his dad. Boring as hell up here. They even padlock our penises! 3 weeks ago.
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Yahya Sinwar said More

Where are my virgins, Prophet (PBUH)? You promised me that if I kill the Jew-Devils for you, I would have horny young virgins, like your beautiful 9-year old bride, Aisha. But, all I got was that fat American clown, John Wayne Gacy, sticking his festering clown-cock in my anal parts. Such deception, Prophet, tell me this can not be true? 3 weeks ago.
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Donald said More

I have delivered Yemen to the Jewish Nation and I grant them free will to do what they want with its remaining inhabitants. As for Washington DC, I hear that the Guard is disappearing criminals faster than Israel made all of Hamas disappear. This is what Making America Great Again looks like. WINNING! 3 weeks ago.
News item: Iranian Terror Strikes at Our Home!

Profit Motive said More

INFIDELS! How dare you blasphame my name. I AM PROFIT MOTIVE. I come to tell my people of the sand, and your people of the forests, ye shall submit to my will, Allah's will, or I will take out all of my fury on my young bride-wife Aisha. She shall bear my cross for your sins. 3 weeks ago.
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Frank Blues said More

Mum! They done it again. 3 weeks ago.
News item: Wanted. Dead or Alive.

FlimFlamMan said More

Dickhead Orangeman is sending in the popgun Yankee Navy now. After the goat herders of Yemen scared them away just a few months ago.

Old President Littlehands doesn't realise that the no one is scared of his ragtag country any more. They should just fuck off back to Hicksville, Georgia and continue killing each other and raping their sisters and leave the rest of us alone. 3 weeks ago.
News item: Iranian Terror Strikes at Our Home!

Definitely not a poof said More

Did it have 2 balls attached ya big poof!? 3 weeks ago.
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Denis (with one "n") said More

I ate a sausage once. 3 weeks ago.
News item: Iranian Terror Strikes at Our Home!

Hans the Sausage Man, Glebe said More

Now those bastards are after our delis. OUR DELIS! Where am I going to get my pinkelwurst from now??? 3 weeks ago.
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Pastor Pervy said More

Yeh I am in for a buck too Mr Motive. But I always find the Christians are the biggest suckers for paying the Pastor ;) 3 weeks ago.
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Profit Motive said More

NOT THE SAME, Infidel. Iranian Mullahs enforce modesty among their females and offer great praise to Allah and Muhammed. They defend Profit Motive in his choice of wives, as provided to me by Allah himself! No matter the age of my blessed soul-mate Aisha. We were meant to be and I have taught Aisha many new things we can do with her dolls, together as Husband and Wife. Tasmania is ruled by the Jew-Devil, who seeks to pervert Islam at every twist and turn. Allah has spoken. I give you the word of Allah, not of the Tasmanian Jew-Devil. 3 weeks ago.
News item: Iranian Terror Strikes at Our Home!

Denis (with one "n") said More

I used to live in Iran. Well Tasmania but you know. Same kind of thing right? Right? 3 weeks ago.
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Patriot said More

Well, who would've guessed? Anyone who is not an instinctive terrorist lover, that's who!

I have been telling the readers here for years about the terror loving fiends in Tehran. Now their tentacles have reached Australia. I hope your PM has the will to stand up to them. But he doesn't look like he has got half the strength as that former man of steel, PM John Howard.

PM 'Squeaky' Albo needs to not only cutoff the Iranians but also their overall funders, the CCP. Expel their Ambassador and their Embassy full of spies. Only then will they get the message that freedom loving Aussies are not as easy touch and won't be trifled with.

God bless,
Patriot 3 weeks ago.
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LordyLordyLordy said More

Yes, that cocksucker is laughing his ass off looking at us. Pathetic, scared, little country. 3 weeks ago.
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Figment of Imagination said More

I hear tell that Benny the bomber is hopping mad at the little Aussie ditherer Albo. Gosh! Imagine being pussy-whipped by an adjudicated war criminal who sics snipers on children! 4 weeks ago.
News item: By Crom, Have I Got a Tale for You!

Profit Motive said More

How dare you speak ill of Muhammed you vile blasphamer! I shall capture your wife, then kill her by tying her between two camels and ripping her in two, like I did to old woman,Malik – Umm Qirfa. Do not doubt the all mighty power of Muhammed, Infidel. 4 weeks ago.
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Loving Machine said More

Yeh I'm a infidel. In that I fuck who I want and when they want. And I bet old Mo (or more likely Ricky) is a shriveled old incel in his Clayton hideout.

Horny and giving love that's what I do. Shriveled and neglected is you Mo/Ricky. 4 weeks ago.
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Profit Motive said More

INFIDEL! Ye shall slay the Infidel wherever you catch them, and turn them out and slaughter your opposers. I command you to fight and slay the pagan filth wherever ye find them, and seize them, beleaguer them, and lie in wait to relinquish their heads from their torsos. Muhammed has spoken. 4 weeks ago.
News item: BETTY WAS A CROSS DRESSER

Denis (with one "n") said More

You know what they say don't you? Ok, fine, I can't remember. 4 weeks ago.
News item: BETTY WAS A CROSS DRESSER

FlimFlamMan said More

20 years later and with this Serge has hit it out of the park. 4 weeks ago.
News item: By Crom, Have I Got a Tale for You!

JC, Jerusalem said More

Out of the way boy, it is JC here. And all you hillbillys will bend over for me like you are on the Hill of Golgotha. Me and my Mum are gunna ride you till Judgement Day!
YeeeHaaa 4 weeks ago.
News item: Come with me on my deathtrip

Denis (with one "n") said More

I was actually resurrected. You know what I mean, I came in on flaming wings. Fine; my brother gave me a dink there. 4 weeks ago.
News item: By Crom, Have I Got a Tale for You!

Profit Motive said More

All shall submit to my will. Europe is mine. Russia is mine. The Great Satan and Little Satan - I will make them mine too. Don't bother me again, infidel, I have a date with my favorite bride-wife and her little friends playing dolls. 4 weeks ago.
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Horny Trev said More

Going by that top pic it looks like old Khlit had a beard. Not my favourite nowadays I have to say. Give me a clean and trimmed Khlit any day of the week. 4 weeks ago.
News item: Come with me on my deathtrip

Curious, Clayton said More

Were you Dead or alive Dennis? 4 weeks ago.
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Denis (with one "n") said More

I used to live in a cemetery. Well... you know.. 4 weeks ago.
News item: By Crom, Have I Got a Tale for You!

Taras Bulbous said More

A cossack were you? A prized Orthodox Christian nation they were. Bit strange given your name that you place yourself amongst them. 4 weeks ago.
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Profit Motive said More

Ah, the fine old days. When killing Jews was a sporting event and the prize to the winner was a 6-year old virgin bride. I was top of my game back then. The stuff legends are made of. When I get bored humping my bride, I think I'll write a book about my adventures. 4 weeks ago.
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Jeff said More

I will say... Come back Jim. Yeh!

4 weeks ago.
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Joe Biden said More

Come back? I never left....Jill? Is that you....did you leave. Oh, Hunter....put some clothes on, Boy! Your step-mom is right behind you. What? Jill.....Hunter.....you two run along and find that Ashley for me. Now, where was I.......We will beat that no good pony soldier, George Bush, we will beat him some that he doesn't beat Medicare before.......Jill? Jill? Anyway before we will beat Medicare. Monday, 18 August 2025
News item: By Crom, Have I Got a Tale for You!

Sword&Sorcery Fan said More

I dunno know about that. I reckon old Conan could give that Cossack a mighty good licking if they ever met. Monday, 18 August 2025
News item: Let's get real

Casual Observer said More

Right... Monday, 18 August 2025
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Hello Darkness My Old Fwend said More

Zelensky referring to the support he is getting from Europoean/NATO leaders as from "The Coalition Of The Willing" speaks volumes in this disastrous spat with Russia. Monday, 18 August 2025
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Boston Liberal said More

Oh Sleepy Joe! Please come back. All is forgiven. Please save us from this dreadful Orange Clown. He is a disgrace to all that is good and great about the US of A! Monday, 18 August 2025
News item: RECOGNISE THIS!

Joe Biden said More

I am a Zionist! Not a Jew. Not a Christian. Not a....., uh....those other folks......uh you know, uh....semi-African and semi Muslim. A Catholic Zionist. I see your fear, your hurt, my butt really hurts, that lump in my rectum is about to burst again, anyway, Jill? Let me reassure you, as your senator, you’re ........ uh, that thing feels huge, uh.....like a nigger's dick in my.....where was I...... I didn't say nigger, how dare....uh, anyway, You belong. You always have and you always will.....and, well, we uh......we...... beat......Medicare. Saturday, 16 August 2025
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Ricardovitz said More

Ricardovitz fer Prime Minister 'o Australia - "Tak'n Drugs outa thar veins 'o Junkies, 'n Relpace'n 'em with JESUS!!! Thursday, 14 August 2025
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Hello Darkness My Old Fwend said More

Some better news. Main stream media is reporting today that Australians are the biggest illicit drug users in the world!

No wonder the AFL have hired Snoop Dogg for the big dance. Entertaining the wider audience. Thursday, 14 August 2025
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Ricardovitz said More

Sissy dern't use ma Juny Cakes fer no hump'n sponge ya flame'n fool. I git all thar stank cooter a man culd never want. More 'n you is never gonna see!!! WHITE cooter. Not no frog-pond, slope-head monster, who be sport'n fer tadpoles. Wednesday, 13 August 2025
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FlimFlamMan said More

No worries Donny. He gets a root. The problem is that he is fucking his sister. You know what those hillbillies are like. Wednesday, 13 August 2025
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Casual Observer said More

Breaking news. Bono and U2 have just posted a message on their website that suggests that something concerning might be happening in Gaza. Wednesday, 13 August 2025
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Donny said More

I thought this bloke was fucked in the head probly needs a root Wednesday, 13 August 2025
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Ricardovitz said More

You dern't know nothin!!! Australia be run-over with swarthy Ayrabs, Muslimes, Lebos, Wogs 'n other Seminegro pirates. Thar be the problem. Now, 'ol Ricky git a sulotion fer all these here nefarious chimps. Saw it on a darcumantary once - Soilent Green. Round 'em up, grind 'em down 'n make kibbles 'n bits fer Max Gross's Gaza-Goombas tar knaw on. RICARDOVITZ - MAGA - - - make'n australia great again!!! Tuesday, 12 August 2025
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LordyLordyLordy said More

With you Max. This 'recognition' of Palestine, with its conditions that the Palestinians only have leaders we want, is a total fraud. Just eliminate Israel and do a 1 state solution with no special rights for religious groups. That'll fix it more than the rubbish Squeaky Albo is offering. Tuesday, 12 August 2025
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V-2 Schneider said More

Popping cocks is your patridiotic duty! Cthulhu bless! Tuesday, 12 August 2025

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