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"Does the fact I have 5 wives affect my friends chances of getting a root?"

Xenox Science Desk 1 minute read

Well according to the latest research, the answer is No.

 

High rates of polygyny* do not lock large proportions of men out of the marriage market.

 

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Populate or Perish!

Donald 1 minute read

WINNING! America takes a page out of Australia's playbook - "populate or perish". I have fast-tracked the legal immigration of white South Africans to America. MAWA! Make America White Again.

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One of the new South Africans President Trump has imported.

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The Scam of Modern Science

Prof Williams, Xenox Institut 2 minutes read

Scientists. We are out there thinking. Thinking all the time.

Now I am not talking about those numbnut fucking social 'scientists'; I mean the real ones like me. You know, that wear the white coats and invent things.

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Train, Train #2

Tex Lumbago 1 minute read

Continuing a series of XenoxNews train images, sounds, stories and poems...

 

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Extend your lifespan...breath less

XenoxNews Science Desk 2 minutes read

Well, here is a cracker for you. Some Poindexters have discovered that if you reduce your oxygen intake you can live longer. Indeed, their mice were able to live on average 50% longer if they reduced their Oxygen intake. Seems a bit counter-intuitive, but let's look behind the data to see what's really going on...

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The necessity of Dis-info Mitigation upon propaganda insemination into the Western Mind

State Dept Anarchist 2 minutes read

ABSTRACT

Dis-info damage and mind-moulding increase might have serious consequences for the average social media consumer in Orange County and the rest of us. From damaging the loving of consumption, to questioning of the impact the United States activity on World health and well-being, it appears necessary to handle these problems rapidly. Supplying a supposed alternative (ie liberal society, 'Anarchy', etc) and shutting down the outlets that provide the Dis-info is important in preventing the Dis-info impacting and destroying the permanence of the Western hegemony.

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Fact or fiction - how to tell? Check where it is from. Is it a reliable officially approved outlet?

 

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Pithy Quote

But it does one good when the conscience receives extensive wounds, because they make it more sensitive to each prick. I believe one should only read the books that bite and sting. If a book we're reading doesn't wake us up with a punch on the head, what are we reading it for? . . . We need the books which affect us like a disaster, which pain us deeply, like the death of someone dearer to us than ourselves, like being lost in the woods, far from everyone, like a suicide, a book must be the axe for the frozen sea in us.
Franz Kafka - (Letter to Oskar Pollack - Jan 1904)

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    Meanwhile US oil and gas sales are off the charts... 2 days ago.
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    Backing Iran in this fight. Beating the Yanks off and also... 2 days ago.
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