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Under The Influence

THE MUTATED NATIONS

Max Gross 2 minutes read

"Still negative function, sir!"

 

Ever wonder why the so-called United Nations is so feckin’ useless in stopping wars or Israel’s genocidal rampage? It is headquartered in New York, USA, not a neutral country, but a belligerent participant.

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Election Year Fer Australia! - Happy, Happy, Happy....

Ricardovitz 1 minute read

2022 is Australia's Election Year. And as XenoxNews.com prides itself on giving all voices an opportunity here is our resident Fascist fuckwit Ricardovitz with his pitch to the Australian Electorate.

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Miracle Corona Cure? Corn Flour!

Stoned out of my Tiny Gourd 2 minutes read

Have you had it?

Stuffed up your nose on a week-long bender?

With your old fella hoisted up like the Jolly Roger and your belly just a pasted mess?

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Well now those in the know are saying Corn Flour has some other wonderful properties that may come in handy in times like these...

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What's getting you high nowadays?

Stoned out of my tiny gourd 1 minute read

For my mindblowing pleasure, I've tried a few things over the years. In fact in my youth I'd try anything.

And I mean anything.

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What's on my mind can teach you to fuck in almost several different ways

Stoned out of my tiny gourd 2 minutes read

Leading a lifestyle the envy of others. It takes panache. It takes courage. It takes the ability to lie.

I do it; but I'd have to say I am not always proud of it.

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Dreams, Reality, the Morning Lies...

Tweaking all Night Long 1 minute read

I am happy to say that today only the green ghosts watch you...

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  1. The Return of the Persian Menace
  2. Pot Head Lunacy!
  3. Don't knock on the door. No one's at home.
  4. Do you smoke at work?
  5. 4AM PERAMBULATIONS
  6. Things I want from Tony
  7. Riding on the Rocket Okinawa style
  8. Through me GOD Speaks I
  9. Boozing with the Blue Girl in Kowloon…
  10. I VOTED FOR THE RED PILL CAUSE IT’LL BLOW MY MIND
  11. The Magical Mystery of Cornflour
  12. I WANNA FUCK THE CLEANING WOMAN
  13. NORTH EAST ASIA - A TALE OF TWO BEERS
  14. WHERE CAN I SMOKE POT MAN?
  15. FORTESQUEUE
  16. Armenian Ale Tasting
  17. Ale Tasting - Taedong Bitter
  18. IN CASE YOU DON’T KNOW...CHEAP HIGHS & LEGAL THRILLS
  19. AUSSIE ABOS CHROMING THAR BRAINS...
  20. I was up to it before
  21. EMOTIONAL CONTAGION - SOMETHING YOU DON'T WANT TO CATCH
  22. THE PROBLEM OF OBAMA
  23. I had a wee dram...
  24. Dimwit Doldrums
  25. XenoxNews Announces its own Religious Message Bus
  26. Thru the cracks
  27. 9/11 revisited: a new perspective
  28. Fuck I feel Good
  29. John Howard deserves a bullet, not an award
  30. GST: The White Rodent.
  31. No Laws = Freedom
  32. Ex-PM gets laid...
  33. More nude gals
  34. Have you fucked a whale?
  35. I was trying something new...
  36. Xmas Cheer as Satan Brings the Bacon home!
  37. What Jesus Wouldn't do...
  38. Woo-Hoo! I'm as happy as Larry!
  39. Is this why we should feel sorry for crazy old non-core John?
  40. Riffing on the "Mother Earth" Ideal...
  41. We arf-ucked!
  42. Andrew Johns caught in possesion of Ecstacy...
  43. Petey C: "I've lost my ticker"
  44. Hey! It's Friday Night
  45. Bite Me Batman
  46. Fuck I'm going nutty nowadays
  47. It's Official. The end of the world starts now.
  48. Pirate wanted: Only Hardened, Horned and Happy Need Apply
  49. Southern Pride Being Stripped From Florida
  50. My life with mugwump jism and bug powder dust
  51. APOCALYPSE THEN AND NOW
  52. GOD IS ON THE TURPS AGAIN
  53. THE EVOLVING APOCALYPSE
  54. BARM-ALYPSE NOW
  55. MYSTERY DRONE #01
  56. BOOSTED RECYCLED SEWAGE
  57. MY WEEKEND AT THE G20
  58. Memo to Morris
  59. sometimes i sit at home
  60. DICKS FOR PEACE!
  61. let me assume my normal Friday evening revelry...
  62. The Shrub is the Decider
  63. OSAMA ON THE WEED...
  64. WE CAN DRAW SEVERAL CONCLUSIONS...
  65. free rant speech
  66. FREEDOM LOVIN' DOPE SMOKERS IN THE SIGHTS OF SQUARE HEAD POLTICIANS
  67. Howard hitler
  68. Why I Like Ice
  69. Ever had that dream?
  70. CAN’T WE USE SUPERHEROES TO DEAL WITH TERRORISTS?
  71. SCHIZO STRIKES OZZIE'S VIRULENTLY
  72. EVEN THOUGH I'M STONED LET ME MAKE THIS POINT...
  73. TEMPLARS - COMMUNIST PRECURSORS?
  74. BUYING DOPE IN BAGHDAD
  75. WHEN THE PATH OF JUPITER CROSSES WITH YOUR ANUS
  76. PUTIN APOLOGISES TO PIPSQUEAK BALTIC STATES FOR WW2 LIBERATION
  77. EPIDURAL ROMANCE - FUCK I NEED DRINK
  78. NO BOUNDS TO THE ARROGANCE OF ATHIESTS
  79. THE RE-UNIFICATION OF GERMANY: A PROCESS UNFINISHED
  80. WORLD #1 TERRORIST: FIDEL CASTRO
  81. THE UNHOLY TRINITY: JEWS, JESUITS, AND FREEMASONS
  82. Y'KNOW SOME DAYS I FEEL JUST LIKE KURTZ...
  83. SMASHING THE TERRORIST NEXUS
  84. SILVER SPOTS BOILED IN FRONT OF MY EYES
  85. I WANT MORE DRUGS
  86. XENOX NEWS EXCLUSIVE: HOWARD PLANS AUSSIE ID CARD
  87. Diary of a Sad Man
  88. Amazing Co-Incidence!
  89. SHIT! I'VE GOT A HAIR IN THE GATE!
  90. I TOOK A NICE SHINY RED PILL THIS WEEKEND
  91. ME SECOND FLIGHT...
  92. I'VE GOT THE SWEET SMELL OF ANISEED TODAY...
  93. SNOWFLAKES COVER MY EYES
  94. Stuff I Know
  95. I ARRIVED ABOARD A COSMIC CHARIOT...
  96. We Want Prussia Back
  97. I PROPOSE A NEW TOPIC...
  98. DOODLE ME THIS FATMAN
  99. Speaking in Fish

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