Election Year Fer Australia! - Happy, Happy, Happy....

2022 is Australia's Election Year. And as XenoxNews.com prides itself on giving all voices an opportunity here is our resident Fascist fuckwit Ricardovitz with his pitch to the Australian Electorate.

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Miracle Corona Cure? Corn Flour!

Have you had it?

Stuffed up your nose on a week-long bender?

With your old fella hoisted up like the Jolly Roger and your belly just a pasted mess?

Well now those in the know are saying Corn Flour has some other wonderful properties that may come in handy in times like these...

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Offend-o-Meter: 5 / 5

What's getting you high nowadays?

For my mindblowing pleasure, I've tried a few things over the years. In fact in my youth I'd try anything.

And I mean anything.

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Offend-o-Meter: 3 / 5

What's on my mind can teach you to fuck in almost several different ways

Leading a lifestyle the envy of others. It takes panache. It takes courage. It takes the ability to lie.

I do it; but I'd have to say I am not always proud of it.

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Dreams, Reality, the Morning Lies...

I am happy to say that today only the green ghosts watch you...

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The Return of the Persian Menace

A country with a history going back thousands of years...

An Empire that spanned continents...

Lunatic rulers with followers filled with savagery and superstition...

Against it all stood a plucky little fighter. Shielding the rest of the world from barbarism and hatred…

How long can this David hold back the terror and madness? Oh white man! Time to stand up to evil instead of fleeing. Time for you to join the Judean Hasids on Acid!

Bringing freedom to the masses has never been easier…