AUSSIE PM SCOMO CHOOSES THE SAILORS LIFE AND BUYS SOME NUCLEAR SUBMARINES!

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Is the AUKUS gunna get Raucous in the South China Sea?

Tough Guy Aussie PM Scott Morrison joined with the other two leaders of the Free World, UK PM Boris Johnson and US President Joe Biden, in announcing a new Alliance against Tyranny today. As part of it, ScoMo is gunna buy Australia some Nuclear Submarines...

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COVID-19: Do you feel lucky, punk?

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"Today the Victorian outbreak reached 60 cases and it was announced the lockdown would continue in Greater Melbourne for another seven days.”

“NSW health authorities are working against the clock to determine when COVID-19 spread between the members of a Victorian family who holidayed in NSW more than a week ago… So far 243 people have been identified as casual contacts…”

Meanwhile the UK has declared NO COVID-19 deaths for the first since the pandemic struck its shores, despite the PM there – Boris Johnson – being at least as much of a complacent buffoon as Australia’s Scott Morrison.

Like Morrison, Johnson had wanted to let the virus run wild in order to acquire ‘herd immunity’, regardless of the even greater numbers of illness and deaths such a catastrophic hands-off response would have caused.

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AUSTRALIA’S DAZE OF HEAVEN AND HELL

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Has there ever been a greater admission of failure by an Australian government?

The reactionary Morrison LNP government is threatening Aussies attempting to fly home from India with 5 years in jail or a fine of up to $66,000 after dribbling idiot Health Minister Greg *unt made the unprecedented decision with an emergency determination under the Biosecurity Act that he did NOT implement for the UK or USA when those countries fell off the Covid-19 cliff.

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Scotty the Simp Assaults Elderly Citizen

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COVID-19 vaccinations began in Australia today with Prime Minister Scott Morrison among the first handful of recipients, naturally.

He was always going to be at the front of the queue.

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Pastor Disaster’s Smoke, Mirrors and Denial

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Australia burns while the government ignores reality

First it was Sydney, then Canberra, now Melbourne is opaque with acrid bushfire smoke, the worst it has ever endured.

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BURNING DOWN THE HOUSE

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LNP scorched earth agenda ramps up after scraping back into government

Raving reporteur for Xenox News, Max Gross, strikes back after two weeks of lying under the dining table in abject despair amid the post-election blues!

• “That’s a slogan, not a policy” – Anthony Albanese
• “Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want too test a man’s character, give him power” – Abraham Lincoln
• “He who wins through fraud is not a winner” – Umar ibn al-Khattab (Al-Farooq)
• “Aussies are happy in their materialistic world as long as water is coming out of the tap and nothing bad lands on their doorstep” – Sue C.

There is a scene in Beneath The Planet Of The Apes where the last surviving “intelligent” humans are praying in the nuked remains of a cathedral and, in a moment of awful revelation to the long-suffering Nova and Brent as a nuclear missile rises from a silo underfoot, pull their faces off to reveal the grotesque, skinless reality beneath human-looking masks: these “humans” are deranged mutants intent of destroying the entire planet and everything on it.

That’s precisely how I felt when early on Election Night it became obvious that not only had Labor lost the “unlosable election” but that interim PM Morrison – the cack-handed Pentacostal nutter, that smug, barking, smirking used car salesman and interim leader of the raving rightwing wingnut LNP – had won.

My fellow Australians were revealed as grotesque freaks intent on destroying the world.

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