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Then get some Brasso mate! 9 hours ago.

Yep. Plain to see the plan is to force them all out of Gaza and then next will be the West Bank. By the cruelest means necessary. 22 hours ago.

It was never about Hamas. It was never about "self-defence." It was never about freeing the hostages, It was always about genocide. 23 hours ago.

ChatRVZ - ChatRVZ be fer folks who wanna ask Ricky a "Real Intelligence" a question. Dis fer folks who knows dat ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE jest gonna give ya a fake no-nothin bunch 'o jibber-jabber.
One day ago.

Sho be tak'n all these here folks a LONG time ta kill off them swarthy sandcoons!!! Who can I pay peanuts to tar git the kill'n tar go a 'lill faster??? One day ago.

Ask thar Bloke ONE THANG - is you gonna git Australiens all thar guns back??? Y'ALL KNOW WHAT TAR DO IF THAR ANSWER TIS "NO"!!! One day ago.

Vashna - she be dat li'll coal-black pickaninny live down off 76 'n 441 in da gooberment housi'n in Clayton. I reckon a handfull 'o them darkies tain't scared 'o no 'lectric Cross high 'top thar Mountain. Funds is tight fer the now-time. Gonna have tar teach them li'l ones tar make burnnin crosses outa icypole sticks 'n pine tar.

Anywhoo, Vashna, tain't nobody live in the earthly realm fer ever. We's all gonna kick off when God pulls our ticket. Cain't be smitt'n but one time - tain't no tatercurls fer ta stopp'n me. So be let what be be!!! One day ago.

Seems like they are campaigning for the Libs and Dutton now. Ol' Spud looks like a definite EB member.
www.smh.com.au/politics/federal/exclusiv...20250428-p5luny.html 2 days ago.

And he will smite that stinking hillbilly for all eternity in the afterlife.

You can guarantee it. 2 days ago.

I feel for Gina the poor dear. She will be so peeved. 2 days ago.

Looks like the ABC and other media's viral anti-Dutton campaign is going to pay off, and we will have another 3 years of that dreadful Squeaky Albo as PM. Expect more debt, reffos, and interest rate rises with that clown!

Digger,
Cranbourne 2 days ago.

But I heard that a boor is a straight line that finds a wealth in division. And some kinds of love are mistaken for vision. 2 days ago.

Vote 1 - The Gimp

2 days ago.

What about his Cassock! It was fabulous! Wasn't it a Mr Fish creation? He looked delightful. Vibrant and full of life even. Not like he was dead at all. Was quite stimulating viewing in fact... 3 days ago.

I'm spewing that I missed the pope's funeral on TV. Did anybody notice if they plucked the hairs out of his nostrils? Any reaction? 3 days ago.

Oh lookey here! That sista-fucking hillbilly has learnt to use Google Translate. 4 days ago.

中国将把澳大利亚和美国作为殖民地。 我们只害怕里卡多维茨——但你们这些有用的白痴忽视了这个人。 4 days ago.

Forget the ants. It's those worms you gotta look out for. 5 days ago.

The perversions of Australia are on show here. Sloth and gluttony in Queensland. And flagrant sexual deviance in the Northern Territory.

Chairman Xi spare no punishment for this woe begotten land! 5 days ago.

I tain't 'sessin over nobody, Flam. I be doi'n wat a smarty-smart sluth'n reporter do. One week ago.

I'm with ya! I'd stick my hand up her cassock any day of the week! One week ago.

It's time to go back to the tradition of the very first pope, a woman, Mary Magdalene. (written out of history by Benedictine monks)

So my vote is for Ciciolina One week ago.

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Just a few of Ricky's stories about who he thinks Max Gross is. They stretch back 20 years.

Max, I would say this hillbilly is OBSESSED about you.
One week ago.

Got a book going now? Hope there is some outsider who can get in this time. Sick of whitey Popes! One week ago.

I'm a gonna tell ya why YOU aughta vote fer me, Ricardovitz. Ya dern't needa like me - can hate me, if ya wanna. But, if'n I even git 10 right-in votes fer RICARDOVITZ, the E-tire Australien gooberment will be hunt'n me down. They's gonna even git thar Eff Bee Eye on it. 'N when I see them nefarious gooberment goons comm'n down my dirt road, I'm a gonna unleash HOLY HELL upon thar gooberments. That's how Ricardovitz is gonna do ya a Righteous!!! So, vote Ricardovitz, 'n let thar good-times roll!!! One week ago.

I was gunna vote but then I looked at the options. Nothing for a rambling man like me. So I decided instead to invest my time on polling day in some personal politics. First I will visit the bank and deposit a severed pigs head as a sacrifice to their greed. Next I will go to the Daily Telegraph office and pee in the sink in honor of their former editor Col Allan and also as a tribute to Andrew Bolt. Finally a visit to Trades Hall to set a bomb to wake those fuckers up.
Sometimes it takes direct personal action to revive a man's interest in politics. 2 weeks ago.

VOTE: RICARDOVITZ......Fer Prime Minister 'o Australia!!! I ain't 'ol Trump. Think 'o me as Trump'n Trinary!!! My campaign keep-sakes:
1. Bus all illegal aliens back tar Asia 'n Middle east. Buss 'me on one of them busses dat dern't float 'n make a youtube 'bout it.
2. Lower taxes fer folks who work, 'n raise taxes on free-loaders.
3. Make work-camps fer prisoners. Let 'em work off thar society-debts.
4. Make Gun Owning Great Again!!! Gonna pas a law 'says ever one gotta have a Lithgow L1A1 Self-Loading Battle Rifle fer starters.
5. Freedom tar say watever thar hell ya wanna say!
6. Git rid 'o woke, faggity-fag shit.
7. One last thang - gonna make Greenland a Australian territory. 2 weeks ago.

Dutton rolls out Jacinda Price to play the role of Elon Musk DOGE maestro. Is this an example of a master or perhaps hemorrhagic stroke? I guess they are both a similar girth and height. 2 weeks ago.

Remember when they said it was a matter of weeks before Iran had the bomb? Clowns like Patriot and Netanyahoo were spouting it all the time. Now 20 years later...

Nothing. Goes to show that the Yanks and IsntReal lie all the time. And any of their statements nowadays can be taken with a pinch of shit, whether it be Orangeman or whoever the Democrats throw up. 2 weeks ago.

It does seem an unusual story. She dead? She recovered? What tumour was it? Oh Perfidious Albion! You are filled with lies and calumny. 2 weeks ago.

It's a ponzi scheme anyway, think Fonzi.
No question of equanimity, its fall out reprobation, the collapse, all makes us stronger
but the sadness and the incomprehensioj 3 weeks ago.

They have a Prime Minister there? Who knew! Thought it was Harry Lee still running the place though a ventriloquist. 3 weeks ago.

The Prime Minister of Singapore enters the breach.


3 weeks ago.

Hmmm... "Can you name the minister who ordered the gag?" Telling video about the trials of Oleksandr (formerly Dave) Dubinsky

x.com/Dubinsky_pro/status/1909721844531212514 3 weeks ago.

Trumpy gonna bugger up yer PM Dromkom's backside with tariffs. Gonna past 'em up like a long-haired sissy-boy doing hard time with the Aryan Brotherhood at the ADX!!! 3 weeks ago.

Look here you bakchodi bevda, I am Indo-European and if you were not bhosdike, you would see Indians are white. We have straight hair like all Europeans, but tan skin because we spend much more time in sun. We sent all Muslim Sambos to Pakiland in 1947, and banish them to the Brahman-forsaken land where they make war with other Semites. The only black kettles all live in the Pakiland and the UK. 3 weeks ago.

Come on Dutton! Do the right thing and all us Aussie Wankers will pull in behind you. If you don't you're bound to lose! 3 weeks ago.

Sambo Narendra? Case of the turd calling the kettle black I would say mate. 3 weeks ago.

Look here you dirty Sambo. We Hindu Indians do not have Muslim brethren. This is why we give the Muslims all of Pakiland so we can be rid of them for all time. The Donald does not like the Paki Sambos either. Go home to your sand doons - you have nothing we want for in India. 3 weeks ago.

Look out behind you Narendra! Here comes the Lions of Lahore! Roaring down from the Khyber to liberate their Muslim brethren in your Allah-forsaken shithole country! 3 weeks ago.

You listen to me, bakchod! China's behenchod Poo-Bear, Xi Jinping, is getting gaand-raped by the Donald right this very moment. The Donald has forced the China Poo-Bear to suck is loda all the way to the jhat! I have an army of Hindu Hackers right now forcing the Chinese to pay massive gift cards to India. 3 weeks ago.

Nonsense Narendra. You'll end up back in the QuickyMart if you try to negotiate with the Orangeman. He can read you fools like a book. Better to start talking with the Big Panda, together you could crush Trump like a bug. 3 weeks ago.

Mr Dutton if you remove the onerous GST on tissues, not only will I vote for you but my wife and cleaning lady also. And if you win perhaps my keyboard will no longer be sticky.

PM Squeaky Albo the balls are in your court on this vital issue. 3 weeks ago.

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Looks like you got screwed on tariffs Narendra. I'd get your fat arse back to DC and start begging before your backass country goes tits-up!

Do not confuse me with that moorkh, Xi Jinping. The fat panda is too stubborn to negotiate with the Donald. Indians are the best negotiators and I am the top Indian. I will negotiate a favorable trade deal with the Donald. He will give me a good deal. And, then we will take all of Jinping's business away from him for smarter, better Indians to do. 3 weeks ago.

Looks like you got screwed on tariffs Narendra. I'd get your fat arse back to DC and start begging before your backass country goes tits-up! 3 weeks ago.

I remember the first time I voted. I had a gleam in my eye and a pep in my step. Feeling like a lucky guy cause I had that democratic right to vote. Unlike those barbarous authoritarian Nations we could pick and choose our leaders. With our own free will.

So it was with a tear in my eye and pride in my heart that I placed an 'X' next to George W Bush's name. And lo and behold he did win, after a little help from his friends in the Supreme Court. It was Democracy in action!

Now I am living in Oz I hope the same will happen when I put a number 1 next to one of Mr Dutton's guys. 4 weeks ago.

It will be by the time Netanyahu is finished with it. 4 weeks ago.

In the Balkans. Right next to Herzegovnia. 4 weeks ago.

Got it. By specifying "Good Samaritan" the writer was flagging that most Samaritans are bad. Anyway where is this Samaria? Or Samaritania? 4 weeks ago.

Not all Samaritans are "good". If they were, then Jesus wouldn't have spoken of the "Good Samaritan" who took pity on him and dressed his wounds. Because, regular Samaritans didn't help him, only a good Samaritan did. 4 weeks ago.

Nonsense. Evil Putin is just trying to expand his empire like all imperialists. Completely different to defending your god given homeland, or invading a country before their weapons of mass destruction strike your homeland. 4 weeks ago.

All criticism of Russia should now cease. Netanyahu makes Putin seem like a fuckin Samaritan. 4 weeks ago.

Shit far, Mabel! I reckon I might could be a jew rabbid. I git a beard like that thar fellar. 'N I be say'n KILL ALL 'EM SWARTHY GAZA-AYRABS fer longer 'n dat guy. Now leame be whilst I git ta writ'n a Sermon fer ta preach to me jew-bros.

My feller Jew-Boys, I'm a gonna quote y'all someth'n from thar book 'o Philistines I: "One 44, two 45's/Three loaded clips, four sandniggas roll, one sandnigga drives/500 Benz, six reasons why this kid should die/We shooting every mothafucka outside/Pulled on his Gaza block, jumped out the tank/Guns in our hand, at the same time everybody ran/There that sandnigga go, hiding in the crowd/Let the trigger blow, seven shots now he lying on the ground"

Amen, jews. 4 weeks ago.

Rabbi urges IDF students in March 2024 to kill all Palestinians in the Gaza Strip, including infants, children, women, and the elderly.
4 weeks ago.

Look. Just hold your nose and vote for Squeaky Albo. Otherwise we will blaming you for Dutton like Hilary blames the non-voters for Trump. 4 weeks ago.

I know man. That prick is one evil arsehole. 4 weeks ago.

Whichever candidate has a policy to get rid of AUKUS get's my vote. 4 weeks ago.

LP last. ALP second last. Just do it 4 weeks ago.

Netanyahoo be dooin thar World a good deed kill'n off all them swarthy dark Tear-o-risks. Friday, 28 March 2025

Netanyahu looks like he belongs in an insane asylum. Then again who doesn't?

But did anyone ever think that the world could be this fucking insane?

Diazepam sales must be the fucking roof!

Thursday, 27 March 2025

Maybe. But only in the good old US of A could an idiot make good like he has! Tuesday, 25 March 2025

Trump's own mother admitted he was an idiot. Tuesday, 25 March 2025

Wat we git here look like a Arkansaw Shebilly!!! Tuesday, 25 March 2025

You dern't no noth'in. Tuesday, 25 March 2025

Greenland first. Australia next. Say goodbye to your medicare card. Monday, 24 March 2025

Ricky! Are playing with your gender? What a woke little hillbilly you be! Monday, 24 March 2025

Boston, I feel your pain. But, I'm so fucking rich and Bill's about to croak soon. Young lesbians worship me, and I'm getting more Vag than Trump did in his 20's. In fact, I thank Donald for getting these young-tight-cunts begging to bed me, since they think I'm their Savior. They lick whatever I tell them to lick for as long as I can stand it, and pay money to have me sign their copy of one of my books. Presidency? No thanks. Just keep Donald doing what he's doing, so I can keep doing what I'm doing. Saturday, 22 March 2025

He can cause a lot of trouble in that time. He is really tearing at the fabric of civilised society.
Need to stand tall against him. My friends and I all agree: time to rally around Hillary and the Democrats. They are the only ones who can save us. Friday, 21 March 2025

Trumpty Dumpty sat on a wall. He is 78 years old, obese, eats greasy junk food, is mentally ill (probably dementia), illiterate and barely able to string a coherent sentence together. So, cheer up, peeps! The orange idiot ain't gonna make four years! Friday, 21 March 2025

Dat's RiKKKy tar you, BOY!!! Thursday, 20 March 2025

Angry much? Thursday, 20 March 2025

Just stay out of the creeks and waterholes up there, sport! (Not you, Rikky, you go ahead and dive right in). Wednesday, 19 March 2025

Dis one hear dun stumped thar Boxboy: WHY TRUMP SEND'N ALL DAT FINE INJUN DARK-MEAT TAR GUATEMALA PRISON FER "PROCESS'N"??? I GIT ME A MEAT PROCESS'N 'N SMOK'IN BAR OUT BACK. HE CULD JEST SEND'M TA ME FER PROCESS'N!!! Tuesday, 18 March 2025

Moved to Cranbourne eventually Fred? Tuesday, 18 March 2025

The Cap'n sure had a way with words. It's like he pre-dated AI... Tuesday, 18 March 2025

X. The mysterious X. It was only allowed into the alphabet after a conclave of linguists in ancient Rome decreed it allowed. But they didn't have any pronouncement on its pronouncing. Hence the long confusion on how to say it. Well let me finally dispel the ignorance on this. Whenever X is used it should have the same sound as the expelling of the air of a good curry from your anus. It is well explained in the following article: www.xenoxnews.com/artist/poets-corner/1741-silent-but-deadly
That is unless you are pronouncing this website. In that case it is a 'Z' sound, followed by an 'ex' sound. Monday, 17 March 2025

Hard to disagree. Saturday, 15 March 2025

Footy thread:
x.com/QldSportsFan/status/1900473980060049804 Friday, 14 March 2025

Har har har!!! Some Yankee git a MAGA drilldo so far up 's filthy man-cooter, he cain't yank it out!!! Friday, 14 March 2025

Send him to Vegas! Get him on stage! Get this Orange Clown anywhere except behind the levers of power!

Trump is a diabolical threat to America's World leadership! Friday, 14 March 2025

Don't worry ol Uncle Rucky, I've had plenty of chicks down in The Lost City. Why, even a few of them became a sweet child of mine! Thursday, 13 March 2025

Dat tain't no girl. Dern't let the Box fools ya. He might can be "froot-funny", but he ain't git no vag hole like a Jill got. Thursday, 13 March 2025

Hey! I had a tune about this place.

'Take me back to The Lost City, where the trees are high and the girls so pretty!' Wednesday, 12 March 2025

Kate still alive? Haven't seen hide or tail of her lately.

In any case, she was never as good as her mother in law. Wow. There was a Princess. Moist soft eyes. Long slender legs. Gracious hands. A soft feminine voice. And a butt that wouldn't quit all night...

Oh Queen's Mum when will you comeback! Tuesday, 11 March 2025

Trump grab 'em by thar pussy. 'N they's love it!!! Tuesday, 11 March 2025

Oh Donny! You really are our first Rock'N'Roll President! Monday, 10 March 2025

Looks like Max's prediction is coming true. With shithole nation Isntreal already balls deep, expect a total shit storm there. Monday, 10 March 2025

If only the Russians were muslim. Then good ol' digger would be fired up to bomb them. Sunday, 09 March 2025

There is whole lot of liberal, new neo-con, Putin bed wetters out there. Mr Z should round them up and get 'em on the front line. They could drive all those Leopard tanks all the way to Moscow I reckon. Saturday, 08 March 2025

Digga, if'n ya ever git tar travl'in up my ways, you gimme a holla, 'n I'll put ya up fer a spell. Tell ya wat - you come tar Warwoman, 'n I'ma gonna give ya a box 'o T-Shirts dat say "RICARDOVITZ FER PRIME MINISTER 'O AUSTRALIA". You c'n sell 'em 'er give 'em away down under!!! Thursday, 06 March 2025

All you blood thirsty war-lovers like Max are really going to get your come uppance when President Trump and his team negotiates a great deal for peace in Russia/Ukraine. You should get on your knees and thank Trump for saving so many lives but I know you won't because your consumed with TRUMP-ENVY!

Digger Thursday, 06 March 2025

You called me a "stupid man". How dare you, you ahhhh Darnell. Uhhh, Jill left me. Emmm, uhhh, my diaper smells like poo. Errrr, uh, ahhh, anyway, we.....beat....uhhhh.....Medicare. Wednesday, 05 March 2025

Ukraine will help make America Great. And, then, Siberia and Eastern Russia will make America even Greater. I'm a damn Yankee on a train to manifest-destiny. Get on my train.......or get run over and my people will throw your carcass on my train. In America, we give you freedom to choose. Tuesday, 04 March 2025

Ukraine is fucked. The US was always going to feed it to the Russian bear. And there is no way the EU will risk WW3 just for Zelenskyy. This is the end of Ukraine! Saturday, 01 March 2025

Wish Modi had pounded that Orange prick. That cunt in the White House has sold us down the river he has! Saturday, 01 March 2025

This war between two countries of drunks had to end eventually. Suppose it is fitting it will be done by an idiot with a comb over. Saturday, 01 March 2025

Boxboy aughta whoop yo ass fer dispect'n him like that. He done took time outa his neck-noose, hi-rize corporate day-trade'n job fer ta give 'ol Tony sum fair dinkum smarts. What you git 'gainst Boxboy try'n tar fix 'ol Tony up? If'n Boxboy has his neck-noose on, ya wern't dare talk all sassy 'bout him like dat!!! Saturday, 01 March 2025

You cardboard freak! Denigrating the freedom fighters of the world! Come here and I'd poke 2 of your eyes out! Saturday, 01 March 2025

Right on Max. The American bum-sniffers in both parties have been leading us up shit creek for too long. Someone needs to grow a spine and turf the yanks out of Oz and then we learn to find our own way. Saturday, 01 March 2025

I think that I forgot who I am? Was? Is? Friday, 28 February 2025