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My life is a box full of dirt. 18 hours ago.

One day ago.

Look at the ugly mug on Orangeman. Fucking feed him 1 more burger. That's all we will need for his arteries to burst. Stuff it down his throat.

Then can bury him in his beachside plot in Gaza. Somewhere for the locals to piss on. 2 days ago.

No problem Max. You are a rolled gold XenoxNews legend! 2 days ago.

Thanks for the heads up, Xenox News! You can also find my shit on Mastodon in The Blower feed and on BlueSky. Kick out the fucking jams! 3 days ago.

I know where I'd put that big stick! 4 days ago.

"Researchers in Japan have confirmed that microplastics are present in clouds, where they are likely affecting the climate in ways that are not yet fully understood.

The team identified nine different types of polymers and one type of rubber in the airborne microplastics, which ranged in size from 7.1 to 94.6 micrometres.

Each litre (0.26 gallon) of cloud water tested contained between 6.7 to 13.9 pieces of the plastics.

When microplastics reach the upper atmosphere and are exposed to ultraviolet radiation from sunlight, they degrade, contributing to greenhouse gasses, Okochi said."

but not to worry:

"A type of zooplankton found in marine and fresh water can ingest and break down microplastics, scientists have discovered. But rather than providing a solution to the threat plastics pose to aquatic life, the tiny creatures known as rotifers could be accelerating the risk by splitting the particles into thousands of smaller and potentially more dangerous nanoplastics.

Each rotifer, named from the Latin for “wheel-bearer” owing to the whirling wheel of cilia around their mouths, can create between 348,000 and 366,000 nanoplastics – particles smaller than one micrometer – each day.

The animals are microscopic, ubiquitous and abundant, with up to 23,000 individuals found living in one liter of water, in one location. The researchers, from a team led by the University of Massachusetts Amherst, calculated that in Poyang Lake, the largest lake in China, rotifers were creating 13.3 quadrillion of these plastic particles every day.

If rotifers can produce 13.3 quadrillion nanoparticles a day in Poyang Lake, then the amount created worldwide is immeasurably greater. Each microplastic could theoretically be broken down into 1,000,000,000,000,000 nanoplastic particles, which are then more easily spread." 4 days ago.

Ooh you have such a wicked imagination! 5 days ago.

How about we put Teddy's big stick right up Orangeman's arse? Cause that's what that fucker is doing to the rest of us! 5 days ago.

The Dems definitely started the use of public servants to demonise their dastardly opponent however what is happening now very much reminds of the Reichstag fire.

"The Reichstag fire occurred on February 27, 1933, in Berlin, Germany. According to the search results, it is believed that the fire was used by Adolf Hitler and the Nazi Party to create a climate of fear and consolidate power. However, the search results also suggest that the arsonist was Marinus van der Lubbe, who was hoping to inspire resistance to fascism. The Nazis claimed that the fire was part of a Communist attempt to overthrow the government, and they used this as a pretext to impose a regime of violent terror against the German left and pass the Enabling Act, which transferred legislative powers to the Reich Cabinet." 5 days ago.

The oligarchs have taken over the asylum. 5 days ago.

I have seen enough of Bill now to understand that for all of those years the frustrating things about Windows were put there intentionally. 5 days ago.

When your dead you are no longer observed so stay dead unless something else can see you. 6 days ago.

Who wouldn't want to smooch that. Wow. At last a First Lady you'd really want to give it to...

Hmm... Just searching her now...

Oh my.

Sorry back soon. Got a mess to clean here. 6 days ago.

What's next? Canada and Mexico to join BRICS. USA is a laughing stock. It's like watching one of the later clown emperors escalate the downfall of the Roman Empire.

Bidaibbebe that's all folks One week ago.

Trump finally gets his own back at Canada with tariffs. Interesting way to make policy decisions.

One week ago.

Shoot him! Shoot him now! He is destroying our great Nation.

Could be Catholic, Greek, or Spic. Just fucking kill the Fucker!

He is a fascist after all. Don't worry, his Government of inept cronies will fold like a cheap $2 suit once the KingPin is pinged. One week ago.

Wishing & a hoping ain't a philosophy mate.
Lights off and no one home is our future. One week ago.

Is he a friend of Biggus Dickus? One week ago.

Federico Faggin (not a joke name) has an interesting perspective...a physicist and has a theory of conciousness... en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Federico_Faggin One week ago.

Dickhead Orangeman will invade Panama again to run a decrepit canal, meanwhile Socialist Mexican Pres is building a new and better one:

colombiaone.com/2024/12/24/mexico-intero...ay-new-panama-canal/

Everything Trump touches turns to shit Ricky. You'd be better off just barricading your farm and living in fear with your sister and in-bred kids.

One week ago.

Hey, Xi Jinping, Trump gonna take Panama Canal. 'N blow yer military industrial complex built on a canal island all tar hell!!! Slant-Eyed Fat-Panda goin DOWN DOWN DOWN!!! One week ago.

Kick'n jungle-monkeys arses back tar Guatamala jungles is what 'Mericans pay Trump ta do!!! One week ago.

Yup. Look like that thar clow be lub'n up that cob fer ta shove up the butt-holes 'o Guatamalans as a "good-bye" gift 'fore they git let loose in thar dirty jungles. One week ago.

What Trump is doing is the greatest insult to the US Constitution since a drunken President Taft peeled a sheet off and used it to wipe his ass.

I can assure this Presidential buffoon that he will never be allowed into our hallowed halls. Or into the dining rooms and billiard rooms of our Hyannis Port holiday homes.

Trump you are a disgrace!

Now excuse me, I have a Fraternity event to attend. One week ago.

An artist's impression:

2 weeks ago.

Think it is moonshine talking again.
No shame to admit girl on girl fantasy gets you going Ricky. We are all flesh and blood after all. Just stop getting your sister mixed up in it you perverted Hillbilly fuckwit. 2 weeks ago.

Ya mean dat carpet-lick'n, ugly-as-all-sin, lisbanin dyke who married the cripliberal 3-term tyrant? I 'member her. Ol Ricky here knew dat Eleanore when she took 'er spring break down west 'o Macon Ga. Cuz, I was a court'n Allie Smith as me paps was try'n tar git me married-up tar folks with means. Allie wern't but a dumb li'll cunt - still askeard a man's pecker. Well, young Elly new 'bout dat. Musta git a sniff 'o her fresh cooter. Elly git Allie cornered like a wet cat in 'n 'ol barn. I watched 'em as li'll Elly go tar town on Allie's fresh cunny. I throwed that ugly Elly offa Allie 'n finnished me business in her. Had tar knock dat Elly bull-dyke in 'er jawbone ta shut 'er up. Anywhoo, I hear sumthin sumthin 'bout Carters 'n Roosevelts 'n whatnot fore score later, 'n 'membered 'bout them two. Yessiree, I sho-nuf 'membered 'em!!! Oh, 'n case you's ask'n dumb whatnot - I'M OLD 'S THE TAR ON YER GREAT GRAMMAMY'S TEETH!!! 2 weeks ago.

I git thar "shine" as ya says, Flam. Jest like that Stephen King niggro, Hollaran. Ya best start list'n to me prophocies, city-boy. Cuz, yer carpet-baggin self is gonna git sent off intar the Northern Woods fer ta survive, if ya can!!! 2 weeks ago.

You bet ya she was! Can read about her WW1 exploits here: www.xenoxnews.com/artist/a-biography-of-...isited-the-doughboys
2 weeks ago.

Hillbilly I told you to lay off the moonshine. Don't know what the fuck you been drinking! 2 weeks ago.

I seen a prophecy ware dis here world gonna keep me 'round fer 114 years. In me 114th year, I'll be granted sight tar see up-past younder 2100, nayer to live in it, though. Cain't tell y'all yet what gonna be, but I plan on giv'n a full report to yer chill'n's chill'n as that day nears. 2 weeks ago.

I was in a band once. 2 weeks ago.

Sick of the passing of my old heroes. Can't they just retire at 80 and then live forever in quiet obscurity like the rest of us?
If we are fortunate enough to get to 80 that is. 2 weeks ago.

Tain't no money-grubbas gonna git my land 'n them werkers I let live thar. Wat dey gonna do??? Git 'n thar jeeps 'n wind all thar way down a narra strip 'o land tar my kin's homesteads? Tain't possible, I say. We's 'd blast 'em pert near a mile away. I reckon dey might-could try fly'n one of them black helio-copters donw on 'r land wid a buncha GI Joes jump'n out. We git folks look'n fer that thar invasion. Gonna blast 'em 'fore can see past tops 'o trees. Money-grubbas tain't no nevermind 'round here, boy!!! 2 weeks ago.

The Trump $500 billion OpenAI/Microsoft backed Stargate announcement is what people like Alex Jones and David Icke have been referring to as Prison Planet. It's supposed to be a conspiracy theory grift Donald, not a road map. With the billionaires now totally in control Prison Planet is here. 2 weeks ago.

Lemme tell ya, I got a hankerin' for my belle-sœur. Gonna take her t' a nice French eatin' place in Natchitoches, cher! 2 weeks ago.

Y'ALL CAN THANK ME FER GIVE'N THAR WORLD TRUMP 2.0!!! I make all them werkers vote fer 'em. Werkers knowed what good fer 'em, they vote how I's tell 'em tar vote!!! 2 weeks ago.

How exciting that Trump won! And how about all of the great announcements!!!

I can't wait to get a few shots of the warp speed AI constructed mRNA vaccines they have announced!

And how good will Trump's new AI public surveillance system be. We will be safe wherever we go. You would think they will install them in drones as well. So the AI eyes will be able to cover every square inch of the country and all day and night.

America is back on track and in a big way! 2 weeks ago.

Stiff arm technique. 2 weeks ago.

I used to speak French. Well it was in a restaurant. You know, ordering. 3 weeks ago.

¡Camarada Fidel! ¡Por favor, levántate de la tumba y dale una buena paliza al hombre de Orange! 3 weeks ago.

Didn't I deal with you already you poor sap? Dennis, the only place you belong in Bass Strait is at the bottom of one of those oil rigs pumping up the gas. With the drill bit right through your brain! 3 weeks ago.

Sorry Trump and his freaky friends epitomise limp dick America. Meanwhile BRICS is going bronco, more than half of the world has jumped on board and it is only getting started. Dickhead thinks tariffs are going to bring them back lol. Another backfire. Lucky he wears those diapers. 3 weeks ago.

Poo git Trump's cock in 's mouth. That's right, Jinping, suck that Trump cock, ya shiver'n 'ol commie!!! 3 weeks ago.

I am hereby renaming "Bass Strait" to "The Strait Of Denis (with one N)". I have every right to do this. You may disagree. You might even keep calling it Bass Strait. But you will be wrong and just plain arrogant and stubborn. But call it what you want, it doesn't matter, because it will still be "The Strait Of Denis (with one N)". And that is that. 3 weeks ago.

And after many months of both the Democrats and Republicans ruminating about the evils of China and TikTok, interrogating, investigating, propagandising, and eventually banning the website, but, after the predictable instant blowback, Trump, not very long since he promised to shut it down, has allowed TikTok to open up again. The backfire was so loud he had no option. That backfire was louder and gasier than a Hilary fart. Now the same will happen in Australia with the new law to ban youth from accessing social media. How fucken dumb are all of these cunts? Meanwhile all of out fire engines are in disrepair. 3 weeks ago.

That Pooh Bear Xi might be smiling now, but wait till our AUKUS Nuclear Submarines catches him in a South China Sea trap!

He won't be so smug then. 3 weeks ago.

wouldn't trust those israeli pricks as far as you can throw them. dodgy fuckers. 3 weeks ago.

Trump once visited Havana. Fidel dealt with him

3 weeks ago.

It should probably be noted that Drumpff sent his Middle East envoy Jewish Billionaire Steven Witkoff here last week. According to the Israeli press Netanyahu refused to meet with him because he landed on the Shabbat after which Witkoff used more than a few expletives over the phone and the meeting subsequently went ahead with the demand for a ceasefire. Not that there appears to be any ceasefire. IDF did a similar mock ceasefire before Obama's inauguration. 3 weeks ago.

Jill....my Jill? Has my boy..... ehhhh.....errrr....Beau....uhhhhh..... been pegging your pussy? I'M GONNA KILL THAT DOG-FACED PONY BASTARD! 3 weeks ago.

You mean me and Hunter? Well, everyone is a consenting adult now, aren't they. As Johnny Cockroach once said "If the dick don't fit, you must acquit". Now, run along BL, I don't think you can manhandle my cock-warmer like little Methy-Wethy can. 3 weeks ago.

Oh Denis you are a soft little pussy wrapped in tiger skin. A bit like my Fritz.

Oh Fritz where are you? And your perfect pinklewurst... 3 weeks ago.

Your type is why I loath humanity. Well why I used to loath humanity. Fine, but I did have a falling out with someone once. 3 weeks ago.

It is an interesting fact Jill, that most folks who go on and on about 'pedo' stuff actually harbour these thoughts as well.

Your case too 'Jill'? 3 weeks ago.

You don't know the half of it, honey. What he's done to little girls, his own daughter. He was all shitfire and crazy-cock for me when he got me to divorce the love of my life. But, after we got married, I believe all that man wanted to do was build his own pedo-island. 3 weeks ago.

Them Haulers git a pitbull look 'lot like dat doggie. 3 weeks ago.

I see that cunt Sleepy Joe finally removed Cuba from the bullshit 'terroist' sanctions list. Could have done it back in 2021, but did at last minute so can be seen as some sort of good guy. Fuck that prick; he is as big an arsehole as Trump. 4 weeks ago.

Yes, in a cage you fucker! Cause that's where freaks like you belong.

Not in normal society.

Not with the woman and children.

Ensconced in a cage. With your mouth muzzled, and fed a liquid diet via a catheter up your arse.

Get me Denis? 4 weeks ago.

This is how I spent my xmas:

4 weeks ago.

The fire situation will be resolved soon because Trump said he will let people start raking again. And he is a man of his word.

4 weeks ago.

Sorry Max, we can't do anything about as the money is all gone and we are all out of ideas. 4 weeks ago.

Yer music-ritein tain't nothin, Flam. Now, 'ol Peewee Trahan, thar's a genuwine artist. Bring tears ta me eyes listen'in tar a real classic like Peewee's "Kajun Ku Klux Klan"!!! 4 weeks ago.

Still got no fucken answer. This place is as lazy as a Georgian Hillbilly! 4 weeks ago.

Nice little ditty Ricky. Reminds me of another classic:

"Orangeman, better keep your head.
Don't forget what your good book said.
Southern change gonna come at last.
Now your crosses are burning fast.

Orange Man.

I saw cotton and I saw black.
Tall white mansions and little shacks.
Orange Man, when will you pay them back?

I heard screamin' and bullwhips cracking.
How long? How long?

Orangeman, better keep your head.
Don't forget what your good book said.
Southern change gonna come at last.
Now your crosses are burning fast.

Orange Man.

Lily Belle, your hair is golden brown.
I've seen your black man comin' round.
Swear by God, I'm gonna cut him down!

I heard screamin' and bullwhips cracking.
How long? How long?"/
4 weeks ago.

I dinka dee, I dinka doo...

4 weeks ago.

Gulf 'o Merica - git a nice ring tar it. Gonna rename Mexico ta Shitsaco, Greenland ta New Florida, 'n England NewMerica. Gonna be thar 51st state. Some 'ol boy sing-sung 'bout it....

Look outa your windows, watch the skies
Read all the instructions with bright blue eyes
We're W.A.S.P.'s, yeah proud American sons
We know how da clean our teeth
And how da strip down a gun

'Cause we're the 51st state of America
Yeah we're the 51st state of America
This is the 51st state of America

Our star-spangled Union Jack flutters so proud
Over the dancin' heads of the merry patriotic crowd
Yeah, tip your hat to the Confederate conquerors
We got no reds under the bed with guns under our pillows

We're the 51st state of America
Yeah we're the 51st state of America
This is the 51st state of America
4 weeks ago.

Reckon Trump is gunna be mighty pissed when he gets Greenland and realises it isn't as big as he thought it was.

Mr Mercator better look out that day! 4 weeks ago.

It was foretold and so it will be. Our God given power and right. 4 weeks ago.

Pituffik? Are you sure its not Pitiffuk?

Meanwhile as I view the devastating footage of the Pacific Pallisade wild fires ripping through affluent residential areas of LA, only one question comes to mind. Do you condemn Hamas? 4 weeks ago.

Prediction: Trumpy will fire Musky for stealing his limelight 4 weeks ago.

Just nonsense T Mamma. Imagine thinking that the Yanks are under any external control. Idiotland does what it does because it wants to do it. Israel is just a grubby little paid actor for the Yankee empire's desire to run the planet. Nothing more, nothing less. 4 weeks ago.

Dern't I say that, er cain't ya read??? 4 weeks ago.

The USA is under the control of Israel. They can chant USA, USA in desperation over and over again but it doesn't change a thing. All Americans work for the Zionists. They are there to fund the chosen people. Slaves every tax paying one of them. No wonder they run around shooting each other. 4 weeks ago.

I can imagine Trump in Panama. In a Penthouse overlooking the Canal. Counting the money as each container ship floats by. Finally ensconced there like a later day Howard Hughes. A bathrobe. A burger. His underage prostitute. Gazing out the window in a daze of corn flour and madness.

The final symbol of a flailing and falling Empire. Wednesday, 08 January 2025

Hillbilly. We are still here. And still kicking your fat honky ass. Wednesday, 08 January 2025

How thar heck is thar JewNation gonna grab a part of Syria if it dern't bomb 'em? Seems like a right-smart than if ya wanna git some of it. So, how cum thar USA ain't bomb'n Syria? I reckon they ain't got noth'n we want 'er Joe Biden be busy fornicat'n everthang all tar hell 'fore he goes off on his big 'ol dirt nap. Wednesday, 08 January 2025

Yer right thar Digger. Now y'all know Ricky LOVES Australia. Thar southest most state of all thar southern states!!! Good on y'all Australians fer gitt'n rida all yer Niggas. That thar Yankee shitwit, Lincoln, he dern't let us git rid 'o ours. Wednesday, 08 January 2025

How I wish they did that. He would have woken up with the good ladies of the night polishing his little Mr Sheen head between their shining titties.

Who wouldn't love that?

And if he did it back in 07 he might have beaten that old tea-totaling dud Rudd. Monday, 06 January 2025

What? Like how they prevent them selling oil? Monday, 06 January 2025

Surely the Ruskis should be prevented from using advisors. Monday, 06 January 2025

Can see why the Nth Koreans might send some troops there. Nothing beats real fighting experience. But thousands? Seems unlikely.

And I wouldn't be surprised if the Chinks have sent some special forces etc for this as well. Can call them 'volunteers'; just like all the yanks, poms, aussies and other assorted NATO lovers on the other side. Monday, 06 January 2025

Until I see photos of dead Korean soldiers in Kursk I'm not buying it Monday, 06 January 2025

Dead right about that Ukrainian war being stupid. It's like 2 drunks fighting, but with a whole lot of killing and destruction thrown in.

As for the Nth Koreans, is there any real evidence of them being there? This idea was initially promulgated by the same South Korean intelligence services that work for their President.You know, the one who has been in the News lately and wanted to start a war with Nth Korea so he could declare martial law and rule forever. Monday, 06 January 2025

Dern't give no nevermind 'bout yer "true patriots". We git Southern Patriots - them's all ya need, boy. Now git yer cotton-pick'n ass down here 'n START PICK'N MY COTTON!!! Sunday, 05 January 2025

The hilarious thing about Trump is all of the rednecks and hillbillies who voted for him thinking he was going to improve their quality of life. After his election promise of bringing back manufacturing he appoints 13 billionaires to the job, few who made their money from manufacturing, making their money on Wall Street by investing in companies who fleece the wider American population. Saturday, 04 January 2025

Why would they shoot him when he will again fast track the neo-liberal agenda? His only negative for the democrats is that he makes them look like the incompetent idiots that they are, unable to pull a vote against a buffoon. But he will relentlessly continue with their agenda. Mark my words. In 6 years time you will see the photos of George, Barry, Michelle and Orange Man all holding hands with goofy "mission accomplished" grins on their faces. Saturday, 04 January 2025

Now it's America's turn. Watch it in real time. Saturday, 04 January 2025

Then it starts again see Germany Saturday, 04 January 2025

Hillbilly do you think that the true Patriots will let that Orange fool destroy our great country?

They won't. The forces of good are already secretly assembling, and the disposal of the Orange tyrant will be swift and free us all.

As for his followers, for too long the stupid ways have been tolerated. They will need to be educated in the ways of civilised folk before being allowed back in normal society. A short stay in our Cuban enclave should do the trick I reckon. Saturday, 04 January 2025

Y'all reckon they git thar Eff Bee Eye in Kikeland, NY? I figure Jonny Law git a red dot on ya, Brooklyn Liberal. Jest watch'n 'n wait'n 'n watch'n. Ya'aughta look down at yer pecker 'n see if thar's a hot-red-dot on it. If ya see that thar li'll red dog, they's fix'n tar open up a five gallon bucket a woopass on ya!!! Saturday, 04 January 2025

Are those drones still droning the New Jersey idiots? Or has the mass hypnosis worn off? Friday, 03 January 2025

Take the gloves off Padre. Time to give that Orange fool and his followers a real beating! Thursday, 02 January 2025

Well if it is a cycle where does it return too? Otherwise it is a one way ride to hell! Thursday, 02 January 2025

Drumpf is just a continuation of the inevitable. The inevitable cycle of capitalism -> fascism -> total annihliation. Thursday, 02 January 2025

Shit. Imagine how we look now. Wednesday, 01 January 2025

Ping him on inauguration day. Just as he lays his hand on the bible. Doesn't believe in it so no problem there.

The bullet strikes his throat. The jugular gurgles blood as he collapses to the floor. Flailing arms, and a muffled scream. Eyes roll to the back of his orange head and it is over.

America's nightmare will be over.
Wednesday, 01 January 2025

Jill, I thought you were white? What's happening? You're black and wearing a pants suit - are you the President? I get to be President in 20 days - its gonna be my turn, right? Uhhh ohhhh, gpurrrrrrrr - something doesn't smell so good. Wednesday, 01 January 2025

Oh Sleepy Joe. Just tuck your slippers under the bed and let me look after it now. Monday, 30 December 2024