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Hong Kong Harry said More

Yeh Bethovitz. They could unite Nixon with President Littlehands by sending the later into the next life to join the former. I am sure the rest of the world would cheer.

Maybe that lovely fellow Chairman Xi could arrange it. 6 hours ago.
News item: Ain't it funny how the time goes...

Beth Povarich said More

That mighty fine looking Mr. Nixon could team up with President Trump to turn China into a glowing cesspool of human waste and Happy Meal trinkets. Wasn't it Mr. Nixon that dropped the bomb on Hirosaki? He did something in China. He might even be a Chinese spy. Nixon - can also be spelled Xi Non - distant cousin to Xi Ping Pong. 14 hours ago.
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FlimFlamMan said More

Still not resolved. 23 fucking years later. 15 hours ago.
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Anonymous Nunawading resident said More

Hey! I remember that night. 15 hours ago.
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Frank Blues said More

Reckon Tricky Dicky has more hair than that little dicked President they have now. 15 hours ago.
News item: The Week that Was: Strange Occurrences and Alien Visitations

Desiderius Erasmus Roterodamus said More

Uri Geller pops up and the next thing a huge hunk of bent metal is discovered heading toward the sun with a backward tail. The sooner that cunt drops dead the safer everyone will be. 17 hours ago.
News item: Remember, Remember, the Lies of September 11

FlimFlamMan said More

A year to go on this prediction. Looking a good possibility with President 'Smallhands 21 hours ago.
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FlimFlamMan said More

Nixon and Trump. Both impeached Yankee losers, who like to start LatAm wars. 22 hours ago.
News item: Word of the year: Genocide

Donny said More

Told you'se. Fkn cooked. 2 days ago.
News item: Word of the year: Genocide

Ricardovitz said More

VOTE RICARDOVITZ!!! Y'all dern't know meenin' 'o WINN'N BIGGLY till ya git me fer Prime Minister 'o Australia. I git a 4-point plan tar make Australia great, finally.
1. Siphon up all thar rare-earth whatnot from dat middle part 'o Australia nobody gives no nevermind 'bout. Sell it all tar Trump fer BIG-BIG money, 'n kick that Xi Ping-Pong in his fat-filled squishy balls.
2. Seend all the swarthy Wogs, Lebos 'n terrorists back tar Gaza - Make Australia Beautiful Again!!!
3. Nationalize Jew-Banks. Gonna call 'em Christ National Bank. Make Australia Rich Again.
4. And, Make Guns Legal Again. Yep, all y'all git guns so's ya can keep the slants 'n other nefarious dirt-bags out of Australia.

Ya wanna win bigger 'n TRUMP, vote fer RICARDOVITZ, Prime Minister 'o all 'o Australia!!! 3 days ago.
News item: Word of the year: Genocide

Casual Observer said More

Thanks for sharing. Very low IQ people voting in a celebrity with an extremely low IQ is the definition of America. Dumb and dumber is a documentary. 3 days ago.
News item: THE TWO-STATE DELUSION

Ricardovitz said More

I git ya now, Max Gross!!! Ya slither'n slime-bucket CIA stooge!!!

"Max L. Gross retired from the See Eye Ay in December 2005. Prior to his retirement, he was for eleven years Dean of Spy'n 'n such at the National Defense Intelligence College. Before that, he was Brofessor of Intelligence (Middle East Sand-nigga X-pert) at the same institution. He also served as an Secret Spy sluther in the Middle East Branch of DIA’s Directorate of Research. Dr. Gross (he tain't no real doctor) served as a military intelligence officer in the United States Air Force, with three consecutive overseas assignments in Turkey, West Germany and South Vietnam. In addition to his work at the Joint Military Intelligence College, he also has served as adjunct professor at George Washington University, American University, Georgetown University and the University of Virginia. He also snitched several times each year fer the Eff Bee Eye in Washington, DC 'n thereabouts. His current research interests focus on the relation between Communists, Atheists, and Islamists. He also has been especially interested in Ottoman homosexual history, especially its military anal-fornication bath houses and its Pride Grooming program among the Arab world."

Y'all think'n I make this here stuff up. I dern't. Look it up on AOL, er BratGPT, er GiggleMyDiggle - some smarty smart bot like dat!! 4 days ago.
News item: Word of the year: Genocide

Donald said More

WINNING. I stand here before you victorious over Democrat scoundrels and Communist crazies who once infiltrated America. We beat Hamas and I presented my buddy, Bibi with a cigar made of Muhammed Cartoons, hand drawn by Japanese artists on the finest tobacco ever grown. Nothing but the best - Smoke 'um Chief Bibi!

I instantaneously nuked Iran's balls into oblivion. Boy, was that fun or what? And, I have implanted psuedo-polonium-210 in Xi's sagging man-boobs. What a site. If Xi wants man boobs America has some of the best man-titty surgeons in the world. Why settle for 3rd rate when you can have the best, right? He doesn't know it yet, but I have sewed the seeds of Xi's demise. The once not-so-great nation of China, under the Ping Dynasty, is now crumbling. Without American dollars, American finance, American software, American hardware, and access to our Markets, 83% of Chinese workers will be unemployed. Stagnant, sacks of fermented rice soon to be freeze-dried by China's cold winter coming will cry for Xi to relent. But, not until the Chinese fermented-rice-sacks turn into men again will they topple the Ping Dynasty.

Just as China has killed many Americans with their Fentanyl drug machine, I have an even better plan for the Chinese Communist Party members. I won't disclose it here, but the world will soon know their fate. A fate I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy, Chuck Schumer. Except, I'm The Donald, and yeah, I don't "wish" things, I make them happen.

WINNING BIGLY. 4 days ago.
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Joel said More

Sartorial splendour! Oh Beau you sound like a man of my own heart. Oh you darling. Just... you know! Oh my! Sartorial splendour. Boom tish. cluck cluck cluck!!! 4 days ago.
News item: "Does the fact I have 5 wives affect my friends chances of getting a root?"

Aisha said More

How dare you!! You who questions the words of Profit Motive will commit bankruptcy. My Profit Motive is strong of breath, but has a tiny brain. Profit Motive's tiny brain thinks me so good. Make me happy he has no nervous disorder. He paint his fingers to look like beautiful dolls from Egypt, me and my friends play with it. We all have fun and praise Profit Motive. 6 days ago.
News item: The Covid19 Conspiracy Explained Once And For All

Tex Lumbago said More

Did see that one too. Hilarious. Tells his fuckwit follows like Ricky not to take it meanwhile he secretly gets a jab.

Oh President Littlehands you are a devious bugger. 6 days ago.
News item: The Covid19 Conspiracy Explained Once And For All

Herman Woody said More

The White house doctor just announced that the US President Donald Trump just had a Covid booster/vaccination. RFK has yet to make a statement about this.

6 days ago.
News item: "Does the fact I have 5 wives affect my friends chances of getting a root?"

Sid from Tel Aviv said More

I thought you were a Commercial Titan Mr Motive. It turns out you are just a second rate huckster!

Disappointing. Very disappointing. 6 days ago.
News item: "Does the fact I have 5 wives affect my friends chances of getting a root?"

Profit Motive said More

Ahh, I have many businesses more than five! And I love my 9-year old kudzu recycling business called Ricky the most. That is until Ricky starts to lose money, then I get real hairy and ornery. Then i put Ricky with my other businesses in the bankrupt bin. But, I must confess, I want to be a Jew, because the Jew beat my businesses in all 4 corners of the desert lands and I love winners. Except, the Jew man only gets one business and he cannot correct the employees with fists and kicks when they start striking. I so much want to prophesize to the Business Winners, but my business is losing money longer than a barking dog chasing desert squirrel. 6 days ago.
News item: "Does the fact I have 5 wives affect my friends chances of getting a root?"

Punctilious Pilate said More

A.A. One week ago.
News item: "Does the fact I have 5 wives affect my friends chances of getting a root?"

Looney Les said More

What meeting would I have to go to get a share of that one on the top? Huba-huba! One week ago.
News item: "Does the fact I have 5 wives affect my friends chances of getting a root?"

Herr Fucknuckle said More

Ok. If I, being a member of society, have as many wives as I want I will be helping the aforementioned society to 'strengthen' itself. This is what they are saying?

Well I am all for it. Ready in fact.

Question is, where can I get these wives?

Yours with limp willow in hand,

Hairy Buttknuckle One week ago.
News item: Lookie Yonder! Three Wise Men of the East

Flagetlatiius Farctus said More

Nick: "Ok, that will do. Now take him back down to the cellar..." One week ago.
News item: Lookie Yonder! Three Wise Men of the East

Fred from Seaford said More

Those two rogues must have had Jojo tied to the chair. You can see him trying to hide the welts around his wrists. One week ago.
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Casual Observer said More

I wonder who cleans the windows? And what are those tethers on the chairs? One week ago.
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Liz B. Ends said More

rumble.com/v5aa4rg-dont-munch-the-carpet...-by-liz-b.-inns.html One week ago.
News item: Lookie Yonder! Three Wise Men of the East

Wallace Of Arabia said More

Is that carpet or tiles? One week ago.
News item: Lookie Yonder! Three Wise Men of the East

Fmr Fitzroy St Denizen said More

Oh look. It is all the nay sayers. The tall poppy cutters. Well I bet none of you have had as much pussy as Nick. Or written a tune that delights people of all ages like Jojo has. And how about whatever beardy does? I reckon you couldn't do that either.

So just lay off these 3 great men! 2 weeks ago.
News item: Lookie Yonder! Three Wise Men of the East

Smarticus of Norseland said More

Walmart Satan. Cum-Stains Manson. Queeral Marx. This is where the AIDS epidemic started. 2 weeks ago.
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Well I Jumped said More

What comes to notice? Mr Richman has either been working on his car, or, as the ex-editor of the Guardian pointed out that, like Assange, he wipes his hands on his pants. 2 weeks ago.
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Beau Brummel said More

What immediately comes to notice when you see these three vagabonds? A complete lack of sartorial splendor. Now we can't all be young and handsome, but for godsake at least put a tie on man. I mean, how hard could that be? 2 weeks ago.
News item: THE TWO-STATE DELUSION

Fearful Clayton GA resident said More

Oh Mr Ricardo, sorry Mr Republican, I am also so happy that President Littlehands is popping random strangers out on the ocean. I mean, who knows, they might have been heading up to Yankee land to fuck your sister. And we couldn't have that happen could we Mr Rublicavitz? 2 weeks ago.
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Mr.Republican said More

Max, it seems as though your Hamas is surrendering. Now, what am I going to watch on Youtube? I sure hope they don't and keep fighting. I really wanted to watch Israel's "Final Solution" for terrorists. Oh well, there's always Venezuela! Isn't it just glorious how Trump has been making narc-terrorists disappear? This promises to be better entertainment than "God's Gaza Plan". 2 weeks ago.
News item: THE TWO-STATE DELUSION

Mr.Republican said More

Cry, Karen, cry. Trump told me to tell you.......YOU'RE FIRED! Now, I've got a lot of work to do firing 300,000 of your friends before Monday. 2 weeks ago.
News item: THE TWO-STATE DELUSION

Ciciolina For Pope said More

No bigger Karen's than Trump and Musk by a country mile. Maybe in history. Big fat fucking sooks. oooh... I saw a trans person WWWAAAHHHHHHHHH .... Ooooohh PANADOL!!!!!! WAAAAAHHHHHHHH 2 weeks ago.
News item: Steal'n My Moonshine - A Better National Anthem

Ricardovitz said More

Salty? Cain't rightly say, cuz I dern't go 'round lick'n bums, queer-boy. McTillers be thar last 'o mixed-breed theiv'n mountain trash. My pa hobbled his pa fer steal'n his moonshine. Tain't noth'n but theiv'n drunkards. Dern't know no mean'n 'o property lines.

Pa made me 'n brother Kalib take cover in a thicket one early morn. Pa setupon his night still ower dusty coals, jest barely warm'n thar mash up . Jest 'nuff fer 'ol drunk McTillers ta git a wiff 'o Pa's morn'n dew. Sho 'nuff, me 'n Kal heard drunk McTillers mess'n with dat thumper, click-clang'n 'bout like a dumb one-eyed bear. We run-up on 'm (dern't need a run, he too damn whooped tar barely crawl), jump 'ol man McTillers 'n bat-beat his left leg ta sawdust.

Pa dragged busted-up McTillers' ower ta one of thar nigga cabins; paid a Gal ta fix McTillers up from croak'n. 'Bout a work-week later, Pa paid visit tar McTillers, 'n found he done raped that Gal silly soon as he cood git his hands 'round her. Git dat Gal big with his seed. Some months later, Junior got born. He come early. Someth'n tain't right wid Junior, dern't know what - I ain't no doctor.

That nigga-Gal took one look at ugly Junior 'n give 'm tar Pa, ball'n like she gonna die 'er somept'n. Pa throwed Junior aside and commence tar whoop'n Kal wid a strap, hate all welled-up in Pa's eyes, bark'n on 'bout how dis be me and Kal's fault. Told us not tar step foot on his land till dis here "thing" get settled wid 'ol man McTillers. So, Pa throwed Junior ta Kal 'n we commenced on find'n McTillers. Found 'm soon 'nuff steal'n from neighbour-Hauler. Gave 'm his boy, Junior, wrapped in a 'tater-sack. Ugly, half-breed, shit'n-machine.

Kal told McTillers Pa want 'm ta raise Junior, 'n Pa 'll give 'm work so's he could keep feed'n Junior's shit-hole. I told McTillers ta stop his theiv'n 'n not go nowares near Junior's Ma. He done as we told. But, dat Junior McTillers - he turned ta be a worse, no-good, lazy, theiv'n drunk bum than his Daddy. So, now ya knows when I tell ya "YA DERN'T KNOW NOTH'N" its cuz ya dern't know diddly-shit. 2 weeks ago.
News item: THE TWO-STATE DELUSION

Mr. Republican said More

DEPORT ALL ILLEGAL ALIENS......and annoying Karens too. You are an annoying Karen? 2 weeks ago.
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Casual Observer said More

You clearly have no idea how ridiculous you sound. At least you have that. 2 weeks ago.
News item: Word of the year: Genocide

Mr. Ukrainian said More

And, that's before the Comedian-in-Chief hires out-of-work IDF soldiers to destroy Russia. 2 weeks ago.
News item: THE TWO-STATE DELUSION

Mr. Republican said More

Sheep are a delicacy in Wales. Trump is slaughtering woke sheeple posing as government workers, and feeding tariff-free mutton stew to British X-Pats. 2 weeks ago.
News item: THE TWO-STATE DELUSION

Flagetlatiius Farctus said More

Baaa, baaa, baaaa. 2 weeks ago.
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Mr. Republican said More

SHUT IT DOWN! KEEP IT SHUT! SHUT UP DEMOCRATS! Power to the people. Federal Workers go home. Stay home. Don't come back. Ever. Because Trump just said "YOU'RE FIRED". 2 weeks ago.
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Donny said More

Death to reason more like it. Every one is off there head these days what the fuck happened. How the fuck can people even stand to look at a politician and fuck Pele anyway 2 weeks ago.
News item: Steal'n My Moonshine - A Better National Anthem

The nightie wearing Captain said More

Steal softly thru sunshine.
Steal softly thru snow. 2 weeks ago.
News item: Steal'n My Moonshine - A Better National Anthem

Joe McCoy said More

Who is this McTiller fella? Seems like a right salty bum! I bet he is related to one of those pig-stealing Hatfields. In fact I'd bet my sister's well used pussy on it! 2 weeks ago.
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Cunigund Kúntr said More

Stille Nacht! Heilige Nacht! Die Jüdin Jungfräuliches Kind. 2 weeks ago.
News item: I did everything, everything I wanted to

Repoman said More

Silent is probably better for this one.

2 weeks ago.
News item: SOCCER SHOOTS 'WALTZING MATILDA' TO NATIONAL ANTHEM STATUS

Patriot said More

Death to treason! 2 weeks ago.
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Denis (with one "n") said More

I used play soccer with Pelé. 3 weeks ago.
News item: THE TWO-STATE DELUSION

Petterr, Sale said More

Doofus mate. I live in an a rarefied world of pleasure and chicks. And you worry about your pronouns. Stop being so shy and maybe you can get a root. Even if it is 'Lola' at least it is a place to put ya little peeny! 3 weeks ago.
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Denis (with one "n") said More

At least my name is not Pennis. 3 weeks ago.
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Dennis (with two "n's") said More

That's "two O's" Petterr whose birthing person didn't think to provide you with a correctly spelled Christian name. Regretfully, said birthing person neither thought to teach you proper grammar, rather releasing you into this world forever fated to speak like a Nigerian sniffing about for English money. 3 weeks ago.
News item: THE TWO-STATE DELUSION

Petterr, Sale said More

I think you are wrong there Doofus (with two 0). Lots of loving parents give their kids strange names nowadays. 3 weeks ago.
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Dennis (with two "n's") said More

Denis, as I have both a mum and a pops, they both thought to provide me a proper name - Dennis with 2 n's. This demonstrates that they care about me. Thus, I walk with a spring in my step and joy in my heart. You, quite evidently are missing an n and from this I deduce you are missing a parent. I suppose they did not care enough to give you a proper name, quite wretched. 3 weeks ago.
News item: THE TWO-STATE DELUSION

Denis (with one "n") said More

I recognised someone once. Well I think it was them. Forgotten now though. 3 weeks ago.
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LordyLordyLordy said More

Donald and Joe. The perfect decrepit couple for the turd nation USA. 3 weeks ago.
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Joe Biden said More

DONALD, you lying dog face pony humper, you never won....JILL, did I win the Lotto.....oh, you're not Jill, Jill stole all my blue pills......are you a good nurse or a bad nurse.....I WANT MY BLUE PILL, Jill.....Jill, can you be a dear and sit on my lap while I eat a plate of blue pills.....oh, nurse......no DONALD DONALD, you.....nurse? Jill? Did we beat medicare? 3 weeks ago.
News item: THE TWO-STATE DELUSION

Donald said More

Ukraine will win back and win biggley, all of its territory from Russia, and maybe some extra as commission owed to the United States for what we have expended on this meat grinder.

Russia is a soiled toilet paper tiger with a failing economy - making it an official "shithole country". But, I promise to make Russia great again, just this time without any Russians. It isn't about what Ukraine will get, its now about what Putin will give ME, the Donald, if he doesn't want us to sick hungry, rabid Mossad Agents on his bloodied ass. And, then after the Jews get done ripping his balls off (you know how the Jews love to eat Russian Balls - its a delicacy over there), then my military will secure everything between Estonia and east-bumfuck Moscow for the New Yankee Nickel Mining Corporation.

MRAF - Make Russia America's Forever, that's what WINNING BIGGLEY looks like. Oh, and Greenland too. And, let's not forget Canada - them too. 3 weeks ago.
News item: THE TWO-STATE DELUSION

Average Aussie Voter said More

No, thank god he doesn't. 3 weeks ago.
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Anonymous said More

Does this Gross guy ever shut the fuck up? 3 weeks ago.
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Ricardovitz said More

Than, Corpuscle Bruce, I reckon I Kin Kount Kwickly on yer vote.....fer......RICARDOVITZ PRIME MINISTER 'O AUSTRALIA!!! 3 weeks ago.
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Cpl Bruce, fmr Digger said More

Good idea Mr Ricardovitz. The Aussie Digger has a long history of brave and fair fighting. From the time we landed at Gallipoli to free the Dardanelles for Churchill, to when we liberated Khartoum from the Sudanese for Churchill again. The Aussie Digger has done everything his betters have asked him.

So send us back to Baghram! We will get your airport President Littlehands! 3 weeks ago.
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Ricardovitz said More

Achganistain be "train'n ground" fer Australia. Dirty, dusty cuntries, the lot of 'em. Fret no more! Rickardovitz 'll Make Australia Gooder 'n Never Again!!! MAGNA. 4 weeks ago.
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Sir Les Dentifrice said More

He's just going for the kebabs. Kebabs is winning. 4 weeks ago.
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Sgt Gainsbourg said More

Andnow it looks like the Yanks are about to have another crack at Afghanistan. You would think President Small Hands would know better... 4 weeks ago.
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Tex Lumbago said More

Oh Donald. As we can see by your list, your dump is surely one big shithole country!

And in regards to our wide brown land. Thank god we have these 'immigrants', otherwise we'd be eating the same slop you serve up in your resorts. 4 weeks ago.
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Donald said More

Tex Lumbago wrote:
Nonsense Donald. We have a long history of no-nonsense journalism and truth telling. You, on the other hand, are a non-stop bullshit artist like many from your shithole country (looking at you Ricardovitz).
My Country? I run a big beautiful country, with spacious skies, amber waves of grain, majestic purple mountains and a fruity left-coast plain - I'm working had to fix that one. We have gorgeous golf courses, serious ski resorts, glamours gun ranges, sick skateboard parks, and yuppy yacht clubs everywhere. Big beautiful golf courses! I own the best golf courses, you wouldn't even be invited to play there.

But, what does Australia have? Its 99% a big ugly sandbox with 2 third-class cities, Melbourne and Sydney on its coast. Cities which are overrun with middle-eastern and oriental immigrants. That guy, Ricardovitz, he's not one of our best and brightest for sure. Still, I think he could help Australia win bigger than that wanker of yours, Anthony Albanese.
4 weeks ago.
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Tex Lumbago said More

Nonsense Donald. We have a long history of no-nonsense journalism and truth telling. You, on the other hand, are a non-stop bullshit artist like many from your shithole country (looking at you Ricardovitz). 4 weeks ago.
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Donny said More

To these cunts bombing kids arms and legs off is winning fuck right off 4 weeks ago.
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Wallace Of Arabia said More

Yeah he is a descendant of the guy who invented algebra. 4 weeks ago.
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Donald said More

I smell a Muslim running this rag. Seems the Arab gets offended when his prophet, Muhammed, tells him what's in the Quran. That's losing. That's Xenox News not being "fair dinkum". That's Xenox News allowing only speech which Xenox News approves of. I'm all about Winning. And, Winning Bigley. Christian Knights shall save the world from Islamic speech-stiflers. I will make sure of it. Just like I will make sure Intel wins bigley too. 4 weeks ago.
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Sid from Tel Aviv said More

OK Mr Motive. I am ready to hear more. But surely you know the way to a mans heart is through his wallet So for one last time...

SHOW ME THE MONEY! 4 weeks ago.
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Joe Biden said More

I just put my little girl in the shower with me. That made her all slippery without me having to get on my arthritic knees and lick anything. JILL, I'M BUSY! That Donald Trump is a criminal, a Senator from Rome when Kamalah burned her fiddle and speaking of fiddling, nothing beats a good shower-fiddling...but not with Kamalah, she's too black and old....wait.....JILL, STAY OUT...STAY OUT,DAMNIT....anyway, we......beat.......Medicare. 4 weeks ago.
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Ricardovitz said More

Why y'all Jews be shitt'n on Muhammed? He dern't murder Jesus, jest raped 'n buggered a 9-year old girl. 4 weeks ago.
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Profit Motive said More

All Financials, and even Infidelities, are bound by the laws I dictate in my Kuran. My holey book. The book of My Pal Anon and Profit Motive. I tell you, as a man you may buy and sell women, like cattle and camels. When you own a woman you may have your sexual way with her, and she must submit to your every desire. If you bargained for a refund-and-return policy in advance, so be it - it is our way, the Profit Motive way. You may return her without obligation to the previous owner, pay a "re-stocking fee", even if you sampled the goods, so long as she is still worth what you agreed to pay for her.

Why do you question me, you Kafir! I am the one and only messenger of My Pal Anon, Mirrorman, Alfred, Charley and the Chocolate Factory, and heaps more. Nothing has changed except for the ignorant, wicked ways of my brothers in Financials. READ MY BOOK, and you shall be elightened on the Financial Laws of property including women and little girls who entice and stir your cooking pots. 4 weeks ago.
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Deep State Larry said More

Not yet anyway. 4 weeks ago.
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Little Lord Fauntleroy said More

Well it seems things have changed since I visited the Gulf states for a bit of rumpy-pumpy. Back in the day all it took was a few gold shekels and a quiet whisper in the ear of the Emir to spreadeagle a hookah. But now Mr Motive is telling us you need to get some sort of legal ruling for a bit of leg over. Bugger that! Seems like just too much bother for me. 4 weeks ago.
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Sid from Tel Aviv said More

But Mr Motive, where's the money?

WHERE'S THE MONEY? 4 weeks ago.
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Herman Woody said More

Try cunnilingus first. It can make the whole episode a lot smoother 4 weeks ago.
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Profit Motive said More

Wickedness found in my children of Qatar Allah to sick his barking Jew-Devils upon them. Quran say "Whoever runs a brothel of prostitution or contributes to its opening or running commits acts against the Profit Motive and shall be punished with imprisonment and more".

I receive information from the Most High that my Profit children are being seduced by Filipina slave-women on the MeetMe app in Doha brothels. They are goaded into paying for sex without being married to the woman. This is against the Fiscal law that I dictate to all Profit under penalty of death and dismemberment! These Kafir lead my children astray.

However, I, Profit Motive, giveth my Profit Brothers a "work-around", because Allah has made Man with insatiable desires which must be satisfied. Read and study my Book, the Quran, and you shall find your answer. Fiscal Law permits concubinage in Fiscal such that a man may have intercourse with his female slave. And, the owners of such slave may sell his female slave on the slave market to another man, who will be permitted to have intercourse with her as her new owner. However, Fiscal provides an "escape clause" where after intercourse he must return his ownership of the slave to her previous owner on the pretext of discontent and his debt thus extinguished. This is the only legal and accepted method for Men to sex unmarried Women In Fiscal.

I, the Profit Motive, have spoked.

4 weeks ago.
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Deep State Larry said More

That Charley was just a patsy. Something to get the dimwitted rednecks like Ricky all riled up. After this will come the crackdown. But don't worry Ricky, we won't be cracking down on you. 4 weeks ago.
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Fred from Seaford said More

I did notice them and to be honest they did kind of rile me up a bit. Do you think that their appearance meet the criteria of motive? 4 weeks ago.
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Le Dentifrice said More

Poindexters gonna poin. 4 weeks ago.
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Fred from Seaford said More

On average nine women are murdered in Australia every week. Yes, nearly 500 per year.

80% of the time the murderers are men between the ages of 20 and 44.

But yeah, let's deport teenagers in gangs.

4 weeks ago.
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Looney Les said More

Mine is sharpened, and ready to hack off the noggin of any plant stubborn enough to stand in my way! 4 weeks ago.
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Desiderius Erasmus Roterodamus said More

It's all there in the gums. Clear as day. 4 weeks ago.
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Ricardovitz said More

Dern't you go blaspham'n Charlie Kirk - dat man's with thar Lord in his good graces - tain't no gooder man 'n this here world 'n Charlie James Kirk. Now, Flam, ya touch'n on a topic dat gimme thar shit-skittles - MAX GROSS 'N HIS CIA-FBI STOOGES!!! I reckon 'ol Max gonna send his goons fer me, cuz Max dern't like no auntropenure, self-starter, land baron like me. Nosiree, dat commie-stooge HATE folks like 'ol Ricky. Folks who no how tar make thangs works. Folks good at work'n land 'n manag'n ornery Negros ta get 'n honest day's work out of 'em. 4 weeks ago.
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FlimFlamMan said More

Maybe thats what Mossad did to old moonface Charlie Kirk? Shot him up so they could dice&slice him for the Ukies.
Better watch out Ricky. They might be after your fatass good old boy body next! 4 weeks ago.
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Ricardovitz said More

PAL-A-STEINIANS - they all dead. World dern't needa be pestered by 'em no more. Dern't know why CIA Stooge Max Gross all up in a dither 'bout it. I reckon Israel meat-packers is slice'n 'n dice'n up all them dead Hamas-on-Ice 'n make'n em inta MRE's fer Ukraine Soldiers. When them dirty-brown Koreans see them Ukies eat'n fresh-cured Hamas, they is likely tar break ranks with thar Commies 'n join the Ukies in a feast. Maxie, ya needa say 3 HAIL-MARRIES, 'n pray Aussie-Land send ya to thar Russian Front fer ya to gnaw on one of them Israel-MRE's!!! Tuesday, 16 September 2025
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LordyLordyLordy said More

Yanks shooting each other. Is there nothing more American? Monday, 15 September 2025
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Crocasaurus said More

No worries, machete's are still readily available for all your gardening needs... outdoorswarehouse.com.au/fixed-blades/machetes/ Sunday, 14 September 2025
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Donny said More

I told yas, he's fucken cooked Saturday, 13 September 2025
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Ricardovitz said More

RICARDOVITZ - Prime Minister 'o Australia. "Freedom tain't free, but ya can buy it from me" - RICARDOVITZ 2025, 2026, 2027 'N FOREVER!!! Saturday, 13 September 2025
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Ricardovitz said More

YA DERN'T KNOW NOTHIN, Commie Donny!!! Tain't got no "arse". Dat be some alternate universe, gobbly-gook nu-speak fer whatnosnever. As thar li'll tittless wonder feverishly yelps: "HOW DARE YOU", ya damnd commie pinko communist. If'n I ain't git no "arse", than, Donny, ya just be spurt'n yer load in some marijuana-haze commie Matrixverse, look'n fer arse. Now, down here in realtity wares I live, dumb-commie Donny, we git HO-MO-SEXUALS who go 'round lick'n ASS, 'n doin un-biblical thangs to thar dirt-hole. Is dat what ya be all 'bout in yer marijuana-haze commie Matrixverse, Donny? Saturday, 13 September 2025
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Donny said More

Someone must have fucked this cockhead up the arse. Lost his shit or just a fucken dumb cunt. Friday, 12 September 2025
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Ricardovitz said More

Commies is EVIL. That tain't no 2 ways 'bout it. Nosiree, they is wick'd evil 'n aughta have a hammer 'n sickle riveted ta thar ballsack 'er titties, er whataver them commie trannies git fer ta nail 'em tar. R E V O L U T I O N ! ! ! Friday, 12 September 2025
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Wallace Of Arabia said More

Shoot us all.
In the name of freedom. Thursday, 11 September 2025
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FlimFlamMan said More

Not only Machetes but the that tool of freedom, the firearm, is also being used on those that celebrate its usefulness. In Utah even.

You win some, you lose some. Dickheads Thursday, 11 September 2025
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Ricardovitz said More

Jippie Johnny, you show 'ol Ricky jest how ya go 'bout eat'n "Peace"??? Peace dern't put no vitals on thar table. Peace dern't make corn stalks grow tall 'n strong. Peace ain't no good wen yer try'n tar make people-paddies with pickles on top!!! Thursday, 11 September 2025
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Hippie Johnny said More

Whatever happened to Peace? Thursday, 11 September 2025

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