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AUSTRALIA’S DAZE OF HEAVEN AND HELL

Created: Monday, 03 May 2021
Written by Max Gross

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Has there ever been a greater admission of failure by an Australian government?

The reactionary Morrison LNP government is threatening Aussies attempting to fly home from India with 5 years in jail or a fine of up to $66,000 after dribbling idiot Health Minister Greg *unt made the unprecedented decision with an emergency determination under the Biosecurity Act that he did NOT implement for the UK or USA when those countries fell off the Covid-19 cliff.

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Scotty the Simp Assaults Elderly Citizen

Created: Sunday, 21 February 2021
Written by Max Gross

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COVID-19 vaccinations began in Australia today with Prime Minister Scott Morrison among the first handful of recipients, naturally.

He was always going to be at the front of the queue.

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Pastor Disaster’s Smoke, Mirrors and Denial

Created: Wednesday, 15 January 2020
Written by Max Gross

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Australia burns while the government ignores reality

First it was Sydney, then Canberra, now Melbourne is opaque with acrid bushfire smoke, the worst it has ever endured.

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BURNING DOWN THE HOUSE

Created: Saturday, 01 June 2019
Written by Max Gross

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LNP scorched earth agenda ramps up after scraping back into government

Raving reporteur for Xenox News, Max Gross, strikes back after two weeks of lying under the dining table in abject despair amid the post-election blues!

  • “That’s a slogan, not a policy” – Anthony Albanese
  • “Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want too test a man’s character, give him power” – Abraham Lincoln
  • “He who wins through fraud is not a winner” – Umar ibn al-Khattab (Al-Farooq)
  • “Aussies are happy in their materialistic world as long as water is coming out of the tap and nothing bad lands on their doorstep” – Sue C.

 

There is a scene in Beneath The Planet Of The Apes where the last surviving “intelligent” humans are praying in the nuked remains of a cathedral and, in a moment of awful revelation to the long-suffering Nova and Brent as a nuclear missile rises from a silo underfoot, pull their faces off to reveal the grotesque, skinless reality beneath human-looking masks: these “humans” are deranged mutants intent of destroying the entire planet and everything on it.

That’s precisely how I felt when early on Election Night it became obvious that not only had Labor lost the “unlosable election” but that interim PM Morrison – the cack-handed Pentacostal nutter, that smug, barking, smirking used car salesman and interim leader of the raving rightwing wingnut LNP – had won.

My fellow Australians were revealed as grotesque freaks intent on destroying the world.

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Budget 2018: Take No Prisoners!

Created: Thursday, 10 May 2018
Written by Max Gross

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Peering through the periscope of his hidden Far South Coast bunker, Max Gross, raving reporteur for xenoxnews.com, appraises the state of Australia’s stinking, carcass-strewn political battlefield and makes ready with vomit bags, mops  and hoses. No bandages needed, no prisoners taken!

All you need to know about Federal Trasherer Scoff Morbidscum‘s last ever budget is this: the rich will get richer, the poor get a kick in the guts and spit in the face. Standard LNP Modus Operandi.

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Elections? We've had a few...

Created: Saturday, 02 July 2016
Written by Tex Lumbago
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Another year, another Aussie election.

XenoxNews.com has been here so long that we have covered heaps. Over the decades our correspondents have been beavering away, bringing you dear reader, the best in political writing. Insightful and hard-hitting, with no punches pulled. We have always told the stories the others keep hidden. To find out more check out our archives here...

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