Thar World is a better place cuz Kyle Rittenhouse killed commie Rosenbaum 'n tore up the flesh of some other Antifa commies in Kenosha.

Key XenoxNews.com commentator and political thinker Ricardovitz has had a run in with the police.

 

It seems he got busted for breastfeeding from his mom in the KFC.

How does it feel to be replaced by a dickhead in a box?

 

 

Yours sincerly,

Cousin Kisser

Dear Ricardovitz,

I understand you have experience with the rural lifestyle. I am trying to adapt my ways to it. I recently bought a 10 acre plot and plan to cultivate fruit and vegetables from the soil and maybe run a few sheep to keep the grass down.

Can you give any handy fucking farming hints to a beginner like me?

 

Awaiting your reply,

Mr Goldman Sachs

Dear Ricky
I need some friendly advice and wasn't sure who else to turn to.

My knackers can get quite hairy. The hair at the back especially is quite coarse and long.

I find that it is not very hygenic, sometimes I get faeces on the hairs and I end up smelling rather putrid.

So I was thinking that I would shave underneath my scrotum in the namer of hygine.

I think that might feel good in a kinky kind of way too.

The only problem is that the skin is so loose and speckled and I am worried I might do some damage.

So what method should I use?

When I shaved the underside of my cock I had no such problem as I was able to lube it up with shaving cream.

Dear Ricky

I have been invited to attend a gang bang by someone in my church group. He says that the participants who have agreed to attend so far are all from our group so that I shouldn't be worried and can feel safe. Do you think it is OK for me to attend seeing its everyone from group? I have never done 'it' before but I have to admit I am actually quite excited about this! Should I be asking any other questions before I say yes?

Thanks!
TJ