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rupert Murdoch·
16 years ago
And what sort of response did this one get?
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Dipshit Editor·
15 years ago
More than your Times paywall Rupe!
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Ricardovitz·
14 years ago
Yep - Xenox News is Fair Dinkum - I'll stand up fer itt!
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Volume X·
14 years ago
'tis a pity she's a whore
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Rossco from Royston·
1 years ago
I suppose us Aussies will need to send a copy of our passport and driver's license before we can post comments or post news to Xenox News when the government passes the new bill. I am sure that the Xenox News team will be able to keep the scans forever secure. You do have a security team up there in the Darwin office right?
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Tex Lumbago·
1 years ago
@Rossco from Royston That Squeaky Albo has really turned out to be a royal fuckwit. Luckily XenonxNews.com is spread out over the wide wide world, both the real and the cyber. He can stick that legislation right up his clacker!
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Bug Guy·
1 years ago
Xenox is a genus of bee flies?
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Neon meet Dreem·
1 years ago
@Bug Guy I thought it was something about a squid eating dough in a polyethylene bag. You know, squishy, and fast & bulbous.
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scarletanders·
7 months ago
Hello ,
I see your website scarlet anderson and its impressive. I wonder if advertising options like guest post, ad content are available on your site?
What's the price if we want to advertise on your site?
Note : Article must not be any mark as sponsored or advertise.
Cheers
scarlet anderson
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Editor, Xenox News·
7 months ago
@scarletanders Sure Scarlet. Send us your money and we will do it
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Ricardovitz·
7 months ago
@scarletanders Sho is, ain't it! This here web-thang be thar bastard love child 'o Reddit fornicat'n wid 4Chan. Git 2 stank-pussies (Slim 'n Lordy), a Commie Muslim cock-slurper (Max Gross), 'n me - thar only right-think'n folk 'round here!!! Watcha wanna pitch? Chinkanese watches? Whore house? Sinful Gamblin? Whisky Drink'n? Drug Huff'n? Homosexualiz'n? Lemme know if'n I mite help ya wid yer Pitch'n kampaign.
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Casual Observer·
7 months ago
I fucken hope that eternal recurrence isn't a thing. I may have to boycott this site otherwise.
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Doctor Bob·
7 months ago
Try Ivermectin. Morning and night. And then a bucket of chaff.
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Concerned Pom, Subiaco·
7 months ago
@Doctor Bob Dr Robert! Are you a new and better man?
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Doctor Bob·
7 months ago
@Concerned Pom, Subiaco I'm actually a surgeon. It is true, and I have heard it myself, that there is gossip about my medical license having been revoked but that is not the complete reality of the situation. It is all related to an unfortunate mishap with a syringe but I firmly believe the incident in question has no bearing on my expertise even if some of my advice can be cryptic. Without yearning there is no growth. Without growth there is no yearning. The double whammy effect is now in full play. Collard greens. Collard greens I say. And I will hear nothing against this.
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Concerned Pom, Subiaco·
7 months ago
@Doctor Bob My friend works for the National Health Dr Bob. Who'd pay money to see themselves with Dr Bob?
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Doctor Bob·
7 months ago
@Concerned Pom, Subiaco If it is of any extra incentive the first consultation is free! What ails you old chap?
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Denis (with one "n")·
7 months ago
@Doctor Bob I had an accident with a syringe once. To be fair it was not really a syringe accident. And I was in a licensed vehicle.
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Concerned Pom, Subiaco·
7 months ago
@Doctor Bob Well, that does make it more attractive...
It's my friend, you see. She said she knows what it's like to be dead. And be damned if that doesn't make me feel like I've never been born.
Any ideas Dr Robert?
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Doctor Bob·
7 months ago
[quote=Concerned Pom, Subiaco]Any ideas Dr Robert?
Hmm yes.. well this sounds like more of a psychological rather than medical issue however the cure, as is often the case for issues like this, is quite straight forward. I prescribe 10 x Helter Skelters followed up by 1 x Yer Blues. Then head off to the pub.
If the swelling hasn't gone done after that then try the jacuzzi.