Dear Ricky...

I scratch em all the time...wherever. Scratch em, stretch em, wangle em.

If you are John Howard - Rodent of Oz, I strongly recommend deep dunking your withered nuts in nitric acid. You will never-ever complain of ball-itch again.

You can only scratch your testicals in public if you are naked. Allow me to explain. It's really quite impossible to shove your hand down your pants and touch your testicals. Try it sometimes, it just can't be done, with a few exceptions. one exception are wiggers who wear baggy pants trying to emulate prison punks. Their pants are loose enough to permit actual testical scratching. However, for most ordinary white people, we can't actually obtain direct contact with our testicals. Thus, we must completely drop our pants to scratch our balls in public. The REAL question then is it acceptable to drop your pants in public. And, when you say "public" what are you refering to: public restroom? prison? fraternity party? office? city street? corn field? church? The answer is quite simple, actually. If you drop your pants, scratch your balls, pull up your pants, and then go about your business without injury, it is in fact acceptable. However, if you get womped on the head with a lead-filled ax handle, then you know that it's not acceptable.

@YUGO Hey Yugo. The link still works!