IRWIN STRUCK BY HOGTURD CURSE

Steve "I like John Hogturd" Irwin has
fallen prey to the awful "Hogturd Curse".


Many crocodiles will have mixed feelings about
the death by "Hogturd Curse" of the renowned
Oz croc wrangler Steve Irwin.
That great shedder of crocodile tears, Hogturd himself,
knows what mysterious dark force it was that took the
form of a stingray and sought-out with uncanny precision,
the famous Ostrichlian galoot.

Let this be a warning to all those sub-human dirt
who have suckholed a bit too close to the evil
Hogturd, and have received his mark. Surely, once
a dullard has Hogturd wiped into its soul, its
days are numbered.

Farewell Steve - Oz dullard extrordinaire,
another victim of the Hogturd Curse!
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    · 20 years ago
    trouser snake.

    Does that make me a target of PM Hogturd???
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    · 20 years ago
    well i for one am not a bit sorry to hear of SquirminVerminIrwin's demise. the bloke was a complete tosspot. anyone who cosies up alongside the vile PM Hogturd must pay the ultimate price eventually.
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    · 20 years ago
    You lefties hate Australia.

    Steve Irwin was a proud symbol of our country but you hate him
    because he got on with our Leader PM Howard. Go and live in Iran!

    Digger

    Cranbourne
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    · 20 years ago
    May you find peace wherever you are and never hear the vile words of the ignorant souls found on this website.
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    · 20 years ago
    It's true, some of us are vile, but never as vile as suckholes.
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 20 years ago
    yes, it's very true. i despise Ausmerica. i despise the rotten direction that idiots like yourself, digger, and others i will not name for obvious reasons, are taking us down without our permission.
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    · 20 years ago
    that ain't a stinky brown fecal hole. They hate anyone who works. They hate anyone with a family. They hate anyone who is successful. They hate anyone who isn't a drug-guzzling hippy. They hate anyone who would even think about defending themselves. Basically, Radical Lefties are nothing more than jelly fish-leaches. They float along through life, getting "high", and partaking in ass-fucking orgies. They have no success because no normal person can stand to be within 10 feet of the AIDS-ridden, moldy breath, rotten gums, shit-in-your-pants, methanphetamine huffing waste of human flesh. They ain't even good for harvesting organs. Sponging off of productive people and complaining are the only two skills a Radical Lefty has honed over the years. These people are pathetic. The military should strap bombs around their chest and a sign on their backs that says "KICK ME REAL HARD, RAGHEAD" and and drop them via parachute into Muslim occupied lands.
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    · 20 years ago
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