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The suffering of millions of poor and disposessed around the world does not even feature on George W Bush's 'to do" list as a side bar... America's only hope for redemption - and the world's only hope for a better future - is the impeachment and crinminal conviction of the current U.S. President and his cronies (Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld in particular).

Damn those birds.

Dear professor As-Featured, is there any truth to the rumour that Adolf Hitler survived WW2 and is secretly directing the fucken Bush Regime from a secret bunker beneath the Oval Orifice? After all, the Spear of destiny is - as we all know - in the hands of the Amerikkkans!

I never realsed history could be so entertaining. Please, does Xenox News have an insider who witnessed the Blair/ bush meetings? There must be some fascinating grist for the mill there!

I will.

LordyLordyLordy

I think they got paid by Centrelink
and went home after shaking hands
with Uncle Suckhole.

Have a nice long drink for me!

Y'know some days i feel just like Col Kurtz...

Exterminate the brutes!

But now Im calm. I sit here and watch the bubbles rise in my glass. Never ending. Most of the time its hard to give a shit..

Thank you MrChato for telling me the way you feel. Obviously its a help to you and the rest of us.

I pause to top the glass.

Lying back in the summer sun I watch the day go by and it washes over me and keeps me feeling warm and high.

Y'know there is not much better than drinking by yourself. Perhaps a nice lass with her lips round the flagpole; but that warm feeling and the knowledge your going nowhere but downhill...I dont need to fight it...reminds me of the balcony on Fitzroy St...

Dirty old town I live in.

Ive thrown the fucking phone off the balcony this time. You can text this right up your arse.

Now I remember what I was going to say.
Whatever happened to all those terrorists that were gunna blow us up?


LordyLordyLordy

He is in character alright,
Cap'n Short John Suckhole banging
the crew stupid. They seem to be
getting sick of it lately.

those Aussie surfers who beat off sharks with their fists...
either they are mean sons-of-bitches or the most peverted people on the planet (i mean, to beat off a shark with your fist can have two meanings...)

Buck
Dallas, Tx

Xenox News readers are no doubt wondering if the ship's crew have signed individual Australian Workplace Agreements as mandated by the scurviest, nit-infested, arse-sniffing pirate that ever sailed the seven seas: old Cap'n Short John Winston Harrrrr-arrrrr-ward!

His actions expressed the essence
of rugby - a real man's game...

Use Beazley as a pull-through.

I like to retain the illusion
that a female would not be so
dull.
I know. I'm a dreamer,
but I'm not the only one...

awwwwwwwww!
youse just all suck!

Raspberry Cordial

You meant:
"you're quoting a poof"

to use "your quoting a poof"
is incorrect.

I hope that this is the help
you were seeking.

Wasn't there some Rugby guy who liked to do exploratory surgery on the field, y'know, like poking his finger up your bum.

That sounds like a true mean arsehole of a Australian sport!

how do we know its a him?

Your quoting a poof about sport???

Its wankers like White who've addled our consciousness!

They say the only time Patrick White was conscious was when Mr Marr was wiping his dick off on him.

Raspberry Cordial

He is into being entertained
by others, don't expect too
much from him.

Patrick White:
"sport has addled the Australian consciousness"

Maybe Petey Costello can shove his big mug down there to clear the way...

The bastards stuck in the S-bend! We gotta use a big fucken plunger!

what about that aussie boxer who lost his world championship fight cause he binged on a whole pack of Tim-Tams the night before the fight?

He sounds like a "mean" aussie sportsman!

Pierre Robspierre

the answer is to give us the news your interested in.

Chato
Amen,,,,,joy to the world.
Marco

Jesus! If the Rodent shot out of my dunny like that I'd really be worried!

Why don't you just register chato.org and take your church there? Will only cost you ten bucks and save you hijacking the news.

Politics is boring

Suck on this turd!

A vote for turd!

The original dog turd.

Bad dope!

Joy to the world!

Let's get a turd into the act!

Turd goes up, turd goes down!

going by these 2 pics it looks like they are both sheilas!
got any moving pics of the two of them at each other? that'll be something to boost the xenoxnews profile!

Raspberry Cordial

Register Xenox as a church, make
the Reverend Dr. Chato the high
priest and Good Prophet, run as
the "Fuck Family First" party.

We'd just hafta win!

If she votes neocon, it's not on...

time to resurrect the xenox party...

Hi everyone.......sorry that my cartoon went off the air for a while.....i accidentally deleted it of my server..........but it's back up again...and seems to be working fine again.
Marco.

Hi everyone.......sorry that my cartoon went off the air for a while.....i accidentally deleted it of my server..........but it's back up again...and seems to be working fine again. Marco.

Maybe Yugo might have a suggestion???

Tex L

Surely, the most important thing
is to convert all the planet into
money. With enough money we can
have a great funeral as the whole
world is put in a grave.

I'm only quoting the Liberal Party.

I finally got the image,
(thanks Marco) but
not on this Xenox page!
I wonder what is going on.
Is Satan trying to stop me seeing
Marco's images?

Just read an article of another global threat that's killing people every day on a scale that makes terrorism pale into insignificance"

Hunger and malnutrition are killing nearly six million children a year, and more people are malnourished in sub-Saharan Africa this decade than in the 1990s, according to a UN report released today.

See here: http://www.smh.com.au/news/world/hunger-kills-6m-children-a-year-un/2005/11/23/1132421692595.html

Clearly, our national leaders don't really give a shit about life-threatening issues... unless of course they think they can glean some political mileage out of it...

Like our own discraceful PM Howard, Bush won't let a camera op pass! These people are creepy beyond belief.

Thanks Marco: you made my day!

And there I was thinking Bush was the most dangerous virus on earth! But when you're right you're right, Deadlink. Hell, more people have died choking on marmallows than from terrorist attacks. AIDS, or maybe some brand new pandemic (like the reconstructed 1918 flu escaping from a U.S. military lab?) is what the world should be uniting to fight. Too bad the Pope and the Shrub don't believe in using condoms... Too bad George Bush Snr didn't use one!

Hi Marco, for some reason
I cannot see your images on
Xenoxnews.

The future belongs to microbes.

Microbes in the dull masses.
Microbes in the mass media.
Microbes in business.
Microbes in government.
Microbes in religion.