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Molly Melbum 1 minute read

I don't quite get it. I thought Chopper Reed was somewhat of a national hero?
People were queuing up for photos with Chopper and to buy his book.
But now they say that people like him should be deported. Sent back to the country where their parents or grand parents came from.

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Whitey Wets His Pants when a few African boys got off the boat #RubyPrincess

In Depth Reporter Bruce 3 minutes read

Dinki di Aussies are up in arms as reports from unnamed government insiders have revealed that there is even more to the Ruby Princess cruise ship cover up than meets the eye.

We have heard that some bloke has said that there was a 2.00am telephone call by an unnamed government official to Sydney Maritime instructing the staff on duty to ignore the Covid19 quarantine procedures that were currently in force for cruise ships at the time.

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