NEVER GIVE A SUCKER AN EVEN CHANCE

The Prime Sinister of Australia, "Honest" Johnny Howard, has obviously taken a page from the dirty tricks book of Niccolo Machiavelli.

Five centuries ago, Machiavelli observed "that the deceiver will never lack dupes".

Onya, Johhny, target those gormless, timid and backward-looking swinging voters and you can't go wrong.

MUCH!