WHY MY FAITH IN GOD IS STRONG

As long as I kin still gyet me borbon and ice

You one of those Scots-Irish Asstralians, ain'tcha, Luthor. Hows come your kin got stuck down in Asstralia, 'stead of moving to a prison colony in Georgia. Yar kin musta done something far more evil than just not pay'n thar due.

Great evil was done by Ostrichlian ancestors in the early days of this dark society. A lot of human interbreeding with fish and frogs took place.
Ricky, this is a hint about ancestral, alchemical evil, and the origins of the Hogturd lineage!
An entry from the diary of a Luther ancestor:
"I have struck depths your little brain can't picture! I have seen beyond the bounds of infinity and drawn down daemons from the stars. I have harnessed the shadows that stride from world to world to sow madness and death. I have resurrected half-formed man-beasts, that even though dead, have done my bidding as leaders of nations."
I hope that will go some way to explaining the horror of this Godforsaken place!

I recon that's all good and fine, but it don't make no nevermind when it comes to why the Limeys sent some Scots-Irish to the Asstralian prison colony and other Scots-Irish to the classier and more refined Georgia prison colony. In otherwise, the Confederacy got the better class of English prisoners, whilst the Asstralians got the most depraved of all humanity. The scum of the scum. The shit-of-a-shit-eating fly. I's just pondering, why?

It's not wise to question the ways of the Dark Lord!
Forgive him Lord, he is a foreign devil and knows not our special local ways.

Bow down to the one true god: my big fat dick! All religions are fucking delusions and all god-botherers - allah, jehovah, whatever - are screwball nutcase cultists in serious need of de-programming!