What Jesus Wouldn't do...

The Very Rev. Rev 19 December 2007 1 minute read

1. Fuck his mother
2. Ride a donkey to Jew-usa-lem
3. Have a slash in the Garden of Gethsemane

4. Kiss an Arab woman
5. Drive an electric car
6. Wear polo shirts with a tie
7. Dance wildly while under the influence
8. Protest for socialism

Our Lord will do many things, but here a just a few that he won't.

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FlimFlamMan · 18 years ago
Would the messiah care to drop by to clean it up?
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Cynical observer · 18 years ago
Rumour has it, that Saint non-core John was into the first thing on your list.
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a mate · 18 years ago
Would jesus give mohamed a hummer to keep the peace?
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Horny · 18 years ago
Would he give him a blow job?
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Howard Hater · 18 years ago
Too late now, but Saint non-core John would have been your cock-sucking gimp for a promised vote leading up to the election. John was the nearest thing to God among the John-loving suckholes.
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