Created: Friday, 20 January 2006 Written by Stiff ReporterOut of control ex-Labour leader has demonstrated once again why he should come out of retirement and get back into politics. Unafraid of any 'media backlash' he grabbed a camera from one of Rupert's mindless minions, smashed it into pieces, and returned it to "The Daily Torygraph" via their favourite friends the Police the following day.
In this act he has shown more backbone to that old prostate-less cunt Murdoch than any Aussie PM since...any of them!
In fact, Rupert was so shocked by this he has made his mail-order bride strap his wrinkly arse twice as hard each night.
C'mon Mark join the XenoxAnna party. We will even let you be leader!