NEW POLITICAL WING FOR INTERNATIONAL TERRORISM

The Green International Muslim Party!

At last the two most extreme groups in the world have revealed their sinister alliance.

You can be sure our great PM John Howard will deal with this threat, like he will with Red Kev Rudd.

Digger,

Cranbourne

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    · 19 years ago
    All will be resolved by the climate change time bomb. No amount of duct tape, plastic sheeting, fridge magnets or neo-nazi neo-con "leadership" can save you.
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    · 19 years ago
    I guess we should all lay down and die then Alex? Pathetic! We must do all we can. Some may survive and the more effort we put into it the more of us are likely to pull through. Where do I join? I wanna be a fully paid up GIMP. And that's M for Methodist not Muslim. Digger is misinformed.
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    · 19 years ago
    Yugo, just in case you may be suggesting that the little national treasure is a methodist (that denomination no longer exists), he isn't, could not be, does not resemble, and so on...
    - old time methodist (not even remotely like John)
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    · 19 years ago
    There has never been an ugly little man with delusions of adequacy who failed to have his appearance improved by having a sharpened stake protruding from his mouth.
    - Vlad (Impalers International)
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    · 19 years ago
    Good on yer, Digger. Shouldn't you be spending your time staggering through the streets thoroughly pissed out of your head, as befits a patriotic Howard crawler?
    You are seriously risking acquiring the "un-australian" label.
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    · 19 years ago
    Splitters!
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    · 19 years ago
    Come join my new political party and new religion - guns for all, and all for guns. No more laws banning weapons of self defense.
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    · 19 years ago
    Your State has convinced you to cower behind thick glass, rather than fight to defend yourselves. Your State has convinced you that ONLY THE GOVERNMENT can protect you, will protect you. You have no right of self-defense. You have no right to protect yourself. You are like cats that have been declawed and turned out into a wild jungle.

    A knife can slash throught any bullet proof vest. A .223 bullet can rip through any bullet proof vest. A bomb can blow up any bullet proof vest.

    So, you Aussies are doomed to be confined to bullet proof glass rooms where your government keeps you like caged animals. You know nothing of freedom, nothing of the evils your government can do, and is doing to its own citizens. You are lifeless gimps who have no desire to be independant beings fending for themselves.

    You are true slaves of the Nanny State, and so you have so easily accepted this fact. This is really very pathetic - I honestly can't believe you can't see this!
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    · 19 years ago
    Correct what Yugo? If that's what Digger thinks then good on him!


    ps Shouldn't you be doing more important things, like Green Haired Jim?
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    · 19 years ago
    I'm editor around here god damn it.
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    · 19 years ago
    SO is that your excuse for banging your sister Yugo? It's all relative?
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    · 19 years ago
    Confused, London.
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    · 19 years ago
    When are we going to see the GIMP manifesto?
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    · 19 years ago
    That's it...that's it boy, you're

    goin' fine. Oooooooh, just like

    that...that's good.

    (grunting faster)

    Stay still...stay still goddamn ya!

    Zed goddammit, git over here and

    hold 'em!
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    · 3 months ago
    If it wasn't true then, it surely is now. Check out the UK Greens Party. They have gone full on Greenie Islamofascist!

    Can bet the local Aussie greenies will be following them soon enough.

    Digger,
    Cranbourne
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