War of the Words. (update)

No one would have believed in the early
years of the twenty first century that
Australia was being watched keenly and
closely by intelligences greater than
most Aussie galoots, and yet as mortal
as they.
So, across the oceans, intellects vast,
and cool, and unsympathetic regarded
Australia with envious eyes... and slowly,
and surely, drew their plans against us.
.oOo.

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  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 18 years ago
    dear leader...

    Promise me easy roots and you have my vote!
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 18 years ago
    There is something familiar about all that lot.
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 18 years ago
    A free bucket (large) of old-man smegma to every John-loving enthusiast who votes for crazy old John.
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 18 years ago
    Crazy John says that twelve buckets of old-man smegma is absolutely his final offer, unless it isn't. Okay fourteen...how about twenty?
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 18 years ago
    When are you going to send me money for my ad campaign you pathetic pissants? This ad is going to change the world forever!
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 18 years ago
    You were asked for your bank account number however you failed to submit.

    There was a firm offer of 20 cents which you rejected.

    Now sod off.
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 18 years ago
    You will be the envy of your affluent neighbourhood when you take an old-man smegma bath before your devotions to saint crazy old non-core John.
    It would be hard to find a better addition to your recycled brown-water kitchen taps.
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    · 18 years ago
    I don't know about you, but Mister Howard's old-man smegma sounds pretty good to me.
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 18 years ago
    John, with this old-man smegma offer, you are really spoiling us!
    The girls cannot talk about anything else!
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 18 years ago
    i run my hands over his head...

    i feel the roughened texture.
    the fissures and the cracks.
    his eyes blaze like stars...

    Oh My God John

    Your vision is strong and true
    Your children will arise as one
    Australia your future awaits
    Come and grasp it hard
    Pull together for the future John has promised us

    Oh John! You are my Leader.
    So strong and true.
    A vote for you is a vote for freedom
    And the country we love true.
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 18 years ago
    Grasp it, and grasp it hard my people, make the stern rod of Australia's prosperity grow larger and harder. Squeeze every last drop of nectar out of John's Horn of Plenty!
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 18 years ago
    Inspiring poetry!
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    · 18 years ago
    Make no mistake - John's old-man smegma is the original, and the best.
    Enjoy the taste of old-man smegma on your next BigJohn(TM) smegma-burger.
    Watch as they squeeze old-man smegma and
    flap black fungus out onto each burger
    they lovingly prepare with GST and FTA.


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