Tsunami of Terror to hit Sydney!

A massive earthquake in the Solomon Islands has sparked a tsunami warning for Australia's east coast including Sydney. Residents have been warned to move to higher ground as the expected 5cm waves could hit at any time.


One Sydney resident told XenoxNews that he hoped Australia's own King Canute would head to the beach and order the waves back.

"We all know the Australian PM Howard has powers beyond that of mortal man. I say he should stand on the beach and order the waves back!"

With that the very Reverend Chato hoped into his kombi van and drove as fast as he could for the Blue Mountains.
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    · 19 years ago
    if true i hope the Liberal party and their supporters become the first victims.
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    · 19 years ago
    Faith only takes you so far! And it wasn't a kombi. Praise The Lord and head for the hills I always say.
    Just in case non-core John loses HIS faith, we should leave him buried up to his nostrils. We should bury his faithful dog with him. I'm sure Costello would wish to stand by his boss.
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    · 19 years ago
    What up dog?
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    · 19 years ago
    mate dont worry, wait till it happens to you, you wouldnt be laughing so hard
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    · 19 years ago
    Yep! If'n you get struck by a disaster like the one mentioned above in the April Fools joke, you will be crying to me, Ricardovitz, yelping about how you need guns to protect yourselves from looters and muslim opportunists during such a disaster.
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    · 19 years ago
    For when the great lamingtation time comes, which will be soon, we will need to arm ourselves against the Government!
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    · 19 years ago
    Luke
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    · 19 years ago
    Lordy - "Lamingtation" - is that when you sit around eating lamingtons and drinking cups of tea? Or is it when lamingtons swarm and throw themselves into the sea to drown?
    - Curious Again
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    · 19 years ago
    I'm not sure...
    Whatever it is I'm shit scared and I need a gun to stop it.
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