I WAS RIGHT ABOUT IRAN FROM THE START...

Yes, the Iranians have Ostrichlia
surrounded by nuke-armed warships
and their giant bombers fly over
every few minutes, and if it was
not for the efforts expended by
our brave boys at the Malabar front
and the Giant GST batteries aimed
threateningly in their direction,
the filthy ragheads would be defiling
our pure aryan virgins, ripping their
flimsy undergarments from their soft
desirable bodies, ravishing them with
enormous engorged foreign organs of
generation, pumping into tight, wet
little...

It's a simple fact that Iraqis have more in common with Iranians than they do with the USA. It's a natural outcome of the US invasion that the two countries establish their common bond against a common foe.

Irony is overwhelmed by horror and injustice: there was no terrorist bastion in Iraq prior to the U.S. occupation; and it is the U.S. occupation that has provided Iran and Iraq Islamic dogma to find common cause. History will see the Bush administration's actions for what they are: cynical opportunism gone awry.