ANDREW LLOYD WEBBER TO WRITE NEW OPERA ABOUT IRAQ STUDY GROUP!

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It will be a dandy with a cast of thousands.

The plot?
A menage-a-trois between three of the world's most powerful men, President Bush and PMs Blair and Howard, leads to the obliteration of a nation!
Lloyd Weber, the man behind such classics as "Jesus Christ: That Hurt!" and "Pussy", is busy plowing his way through the greatest waste of paper since the Cole report to come up with his latest Broadway blockbuster.

Expect to see guns, terrorists, anal sex, and belly dancers! All to those hummable tunes Weber does so well.

Already the stars are queuing up for a role in the debut production.

Mel Gibson as Saddam Hussein
Brad Pitt as John Howard
Nicole Kidman as Jennette "Hyacinth" Howard
Token Arab as Al Zarqawi
Token Nigger as Colon Powell
and
Tom Cruise as George W Bush.

Like all things about Iraq, Weber said it should be ready to go in... "Oh I say 6 months tops."
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    · 19 years ago
    Those tunes that he pinched from other composers, you mean. Still, we must go down-market if it's about Johnny and his gang.
    How about Tom Cruise as a guest star, flying the FLAG(in-joke) for Suckontology and the CLAMS(in-joke)?
    *CAPTAIN AUSTRALIA*
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    · 19 years ago
    If it's got a tune...I'll be dancing!
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    · 19 years ago
    We know Blair is a fool but not an imbecile like Bush. Howard is something else: a pustule of deceit, misrepresentation and callousness.
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    · 19 years ago
    Yossi, I bow to your brilliance! Pustule of deceit! Wow! I owe you one.
    *CAPTAIN AUSTRALIA*
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    · 1 years ago
    Was this, like, ever released man?
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    · 1 years ago
    Yep! Be one of them realaty shows. Mighta bin called "Anal Allah Akbar". 'Bout all thar faggotry them Muslims do in Turkish baths, Mosque-brothels, 'n Palestinian bomb fracteries. Now, me be'in a fair-minded folk I an't git no shits 'bout swarthy folks pick'n 'n work'n my land. But, I had tar git a rule special that say NO ANAL FORNICAT'N on Ricky's Farm!!! Cuz, them Ayrabs cain't stay outa one 'nother's poopers.
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    · 1 years ago
    whats wrong with this cunt sounds dumb as dog shit
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    · 1 years ago
    Hey boy, you sound like ya git shit-dyed skin 'n a tree-swing'n monkey-brane!!! But, beein its almost apple-pick'n season. I might could use 'nother Mogadishu moon-cricket tar pick dem apples fer me. So, come on down tar Ricky's Farm, ware work 'll set ya free (but Ricky ain't gonna)!!!
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    · 1 years ago
    fark off ya fucken mugwump bet your a trump cult dumb fuck too
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    · 1 years ago
    Tain't no men north 'o 'Lanta 'n south 'o Lexington vote fer fag-boy Tampon Timmy 'er nigga-ho KamleToe, er JoeTard Biden, er NigoBama. WE'S ALL MAGA FAR AS A 50 BMG CAN FLY OFF A BRASSTOWN BALD!!!
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    · 1 years ago
    And there is the problem. They love voting for the establishment thinking one party is different than the other. The establishment all the while sucks the citizenship dry and their well oiled and ubiquitous propaganda machine convinces them (dickhead here a prime example) that the establishment is the solution. The cause of the problem, the establish will have you understand, is some minority group or some country on the other side of the world. True what Donny says, albeit with little eloquency, dumb as fuck.
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    · 1 years ago
    Never mind all that, what do the tunes sound like? If it is an Andrew Lloyd Weber musical I would imagine they are all bangers!
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    · 1 years ago
    @Casual Observer Donald J. Trump tain't no 'stablishment gooberment stooge. He be fight'n thar Deep State all his live-long life. Fight'n fer FREEDOM. Fight'n fer AMERICANS. 'N fight'n 'gainst invaders, aliens, swarthy chimps, 'n MEDIOCRITY!!! Folks like Kamaltoe Harris, who suck-cock her way tar power, 'n pander ta nefarious dark criminals - that be 'stablishment. Tampon Timmy who wanna git boys us'n tampons be 'establishment. JoeTard Biden who be noth'n but a fester'n dead Bernie puppet - he be 'stablishment. CASUAL OBSERVER - be thar quintarcential 'establishment stooge!!!
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    · 1 years ago
    @Ricardovitz I rest my case.

    Hey if you are into cock sucking action just watch any video of Trump talking to or about Netanyahu.
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