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THE NIGHT BEFORE
THE NIGHT BEFORE
Created: Tuesday, 04 July 2006
Written by Chato
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Christmas?
'Twas the night before
Hell breaks loose
In the XenoxNews house
Not a creature was stirring,
not even an arse-sucking mouse
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