Craving Jesus in these dark days

Certainty can be good. Particularly when the facts are fairly straight forward.

 

He came.

He saw.

He sacrificed his life for mine.

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Yes, that was Jesus.

Now that we are back in the dwindling days, where our years hasten to their end, I am calling out for him again.

Craving Jesus.

Wanting him off the cross and back in living flesh once more.

Casting out devils and curing the poor.

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Turning my urine into wine.

Oh Mr Christ! Come down to Earth and smite the Orange Man and Mr Pootin!

Only then will my life be saved.

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    · 3 months ago
    Mao or Jesus? Who has done more to save life and make the world a better place?

    Hmm... As a test of this let's compare the Roman Catholic Church to the CPC. Well, even a cursory glance at the historical record leaves no doubt. The rolly-polly Chinaman leaves the bearded bastard from Bethlehem in the dust when it comes to human betterment.

    Score one to Mao Tse Tung!
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    · 3 months ago
    Jaysus has been coming for more that two millennia. He must be totally fucking buggered by now!
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    · 2 months ago
    @Wee Willy Winkle He will be fine. He got that blanket from the moon.
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    · 2 months ago
    I went mad once.
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    · 2 months ago
    @Denis (with one "n") But were you ever an Idiot Denis(e)?
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    · 2 months ago
    @LordyLordyLordy Wait... Hold my finger.
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    · 2 months ago
    JESUS be thar one 'n only TRUE LORD, thru which yer eternal salvation depends 100% on. Jesus make it right clear he deren't like Muslimes, 'er dat Muh@mmed pedofile rapist, none either. He try 'n save dat Muh@mmed from thar grips of Satan, but he wern't have'n non 'o dat. Muh@mmed be too dern busy suck'n Bedowin cocks in thar desert. Dern't believe me? Jest read the Muslime Bible - tell ya all 'bout it. Den, dat Arab-ass-fornicator, Muh@mmed done found Satan (All@h), who told 'em tar lay off Arab ass-fornicat'n 'n git to fornicat'n wid this here 9-year old A!sha instead. Satan needed a whole heap 'o angry Muslimes tar fight thar Eternal Jew. Now ya knows thar rest 'o the whatnot!!!
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    · 2 months ago
    @Ricardovitz Oh look, Ricky is obsessed with paedophiles. No wonder he loves Trump!
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