Stoner Carver Wanted

In the age of the internet history can be rewritten in the blink of an eye. All these comments about the Bush and his war and our luverly prime minister could be deleted and future generations will never see them. Therefore the staff here at Xenox News are looking for a stone carver to carve the entire website onto tablets of stone so that future generations can benefit from our wisdom or at least laught at us and pull funny faces. Anyone out there with the necessary skills?