CORONAVIRUS WITH A TWIST OF LIME

Is this the end, beautiful friend? Not by a bloody long shot so get off the roof!

It’s a epidemic but not a pandemic.

Yet?

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The flu-like coronavirus (COVID19) originated in some disgusting live animal market in Wuhan, China,  in December and is now infecting people all over the world so there is is no question of containment even though China – being a dictatorship – was able to lock down entire cities.

So much so that people are seeing blue skies for the first time in their lives because industrial pollution levels have plummeted.

Italy and Spain have closed all schools and banned crowds from sporting events. Not sure what that means. Sporting events without spectators?

In Australia our deeply corrupt but incompetent federal government has issued travel bans on a few countries as well as issuing homilies and the usual bullshit from Scrott Morrison.

Scrotty says he is taking the advice of medical experts although he not only ignored but dismissed expert advice regarding an imminent and unprecedented bushfire emergency.

It is obvious Morrison thinks he can use the fear of pandemic as a smokescreen for his so-called government’s litany of grift and graft.

Scrotty lies like he breathes, as Hunter S. Thompson said of Nixon.

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It is difficult to know how worried we should be.

Yes, there have been thousands of deaths but they have been mostly elderly and frail people, often with pre-existing conditions, while most others recuperate.

There have been ridiculous scenes of panic buying – toilet paper bought by the trolley load, emptying supermarkets across Australia! – and people stocking up on non-perishable food as if the Zombie Apocalypse is coming.

The best advice has been basic hygiene common sense: wash your hands and cough into your sleeve and don’t shake anybody’s hand, especially not the dumb bastards who take a dump and swan out of the shitter without a glance at the wash basin.

About 80 percent of cases so far seem to be mild, according to the World Health Organization.

Face masks have become fashionable even for those who don’t need to wear them.

More people die each winter of flu anyway.

The other concern is of an economic nosedive resulting from the nationwide bushfires and now COVID19.

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Talk by the federal government of a “stimulus package” is obviously just more of Morrison’s ceaseless bullshit.

Unlike the ALP during the GFC, this mob of self-entitled LNP bandits is sure to fuck things up even more.

In 2013 when Abbott became accidental PM, gross government debt was $273 billion, net debt $175 billion or 10% of GDP. Now Gross govt debt is $570 billion, net govt debt $430 billion or 21.5% of GDP.

And that was before the devastating bushfires and now the COVID19 panic.

The LNP’s precious butt-fucked economy is all but stalled.

Recession? Imminent.

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    · 6 years ago
    Christ I hate that fucking balanced budget bullshit. Total bunkum.
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    · 6 years ago
    Notice how the virus has been spread mainly by the happy clapping christian numbnuts (see Singapore and Sth Korea)? It is a definite sign by our Lord and Master Cthulhu that all Jesus worshippers should be shunned and made to spend time alone in a wilderness of pain. That christian cunt Morrison should take the message and realise his play god is no match for the Tentacled One. He should bugger off back to Cronulla and leave us all in peace.
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    · 6 years ago
    There is no clear or consistent government advice. There is no public information campaign. Everything is ad hoc. Government reaction has been turgid, opaque and ad hoc. It is obvious that the Morrison government has absolutely no idea what to do
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    · 6 years ago
    Betcha y'all wish you had Acres 'n not Apple. My land 'll keep on mak'n food 'n cotton - 'n yer Apple jest keeps losin money cuz of that thar Chink-Flu.
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    · 6 years ago
    @Rimsky They will give business a tax cut. It always helps.
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    · 6 years ago
    All is safe. Be calm. We have the genius of Cronulla in charge. He will pray to his sky fairy and cure us all.

    At least the ones who deserved to be cured. Yeh that's right Max. It ain't gunna be you.
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    · 6 years ago
    Thar Chink Flu tain't nothin cep fer MARIJIUANA smokers 'n CRACK WHORES. God's way of tell'n y'all stoners. GOD COMMANDS "You shall know that your body is a temple of the Holy Spirit within you, whom you borrow from God! You are not your own cuzr you were bought with a price." Marijuana bannishes the glorify God from yer body. The Chink Flu 'll Kill You!!!
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    · 6 years ago
    @Ricardovitz God is inside my body? You mean when I make all that sticky white stuff come out me prick it is a piece of God? No wonder the missus calls his name when I am poking her.
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    · 6 years ago
    On a more positive note - this is going to be great for the environment!
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