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My hero! Didn't you just love the way he embalmed himself? Classy!

Typo problems. Observer, observer.

But Digger, non-core John left Aussies massively in debt. Is that what "leadership" does these days? Maybe we will be much better-off without Johnny's leadership. Household debt/interest rate graph:- http://www.cpaaustralia.com.au/cps/rde/xchg/SID-3F57FECB-5E9BC4C3/cpa/hs.xsl/724_23975_ENA_HTML.htm

...when I begin staring at Pirate Petes strong, naked, buttocks. His bumhole was well within view. Next thing I knew my periscope was up and we were buggering each other all night long on that East African beach.

For a while there I felt like Freddie Mercury back in my Zanzibar home...

Green Haired Jim

PM Howard has been gone for a year. Can't you tell? Unemployment is up and new Labor PM Kruddy has blown the budget surplus so we will all be in the red again!

These are all things that never happened under the leadership of Australia's greatest ever PM; John Howard.

Digger,

Cranbourne

The best thing Australia ever did. Thank you. Still the euphoria and relief.

Happy anniversary.

Ricky where do you stand for the horny voter? I am at an age now where sex is often on my mind and soiling my hand; what policies will you offer to win my vote?

Yours in political sexness,

Herr Fucknuckle

Not gunna happen, mate. Gotta be an Oz citizen. You being a foreigner and all makes your camp pain for PM a non-event. Why not try for president of Afghanistan? I hear that position will be vacant soon and is REAL popular.

Tell all yer friends. Ricardovitz in 2010.

When I git me 'nuff money, I'm gonna get some of my campaign materials out to all you Aussies.

I think we should take Max's TV and newspapers away and no more internet for a year.

You look like a squirlly FBICIA egghead with glasses tryin to teach young folks all about how to dissarm all us Americans.

I'm keep'n an eye on you, Max - ain't gonna git away with no nevermind under my watch!!

wade up to the mother pool... they are building a box for me...

Mate, you don't know and I "ain't" telling. Namaste!

Ric would make a fine nazi war criminal. No wonder the South lost the civil war!

May the Lord Jesus have mercy on your soul Ricardovitz

For some time now, I've thought about marketing a little rubber Johnny doll. When you slip a coin onto its lower lip, a new lie displays in its eyes. When you squeeze its testicles, it protests "No, no, Laurie! I never said exactly those words. We ruled that out. We never meant to do that, and you have my iron-clad promise..."

A dirty job, but somebody has to do it now that John and Petey have gone!

Ain't no reason to keep Gitmo open. Here's Ricky's plan fer closing gitmo:

1. Dig a trench 7'x6'x600'

2. Line up every last Muslim or Ayrab, or whatever that ain't an American, 'long that trench.

3. Tell all them Ayrabs to face west and start pray'n to Allah.

4. Then start spray'n them with lead. Be kind - try to give 'em head shots so thar ain't too much sufferin.

5. Fill in the trench.

6. Sell off the Gitmo land to a Timeshare resort, and all them rottin Ayrabs will green up the first and second holes of a world-class golf course fer a real long time.

This topic has always stirred the masses into frenzies of apathy. It may or may not be wise to brethe life or death into it.

Digger, I didn't know you were supporting the lifestyles of other useless creatures. I had you pegged as a silly old drone! How do I get on your welfare list? (I don't see why I should miss out.)

You would think the latte-sippers would be happy. They got rid of the greatest PM Australia has ever had, and replaced with an anemic PC twerp who has already blown the massive budget surplus PM Howard left him. And now you have Obama, the hope of a generation of lefty losers, and who is a dyed in the wool soc-ialist.

But still, you whine and complain that it is not enough!

Well how about trying something different instead of moaning about the government all the time? Get off your arse and get a real job so that decent hard working blokes like me don't have to pay so much tax to support your public-purse subsidised lifestyle!

Digger,
Cranbourne

Her scent was like my cock...red raw.
Put an electrode on her clit and a rocket up my arse.
French fillies frolic fully frilled.

It seems the story of that pevert Churchill is finally gaining wider knowledge.

Abdul,
Tehran

I just dern't like folks blasphaming this here news worthy site.

Don't tell me Ricardovitz is a poof too;

So, nobody gives no never mind about nothin you got to say you foul-mouthed heathen.

Kicked you and yer King George's ass back to that 'lil island of yers. Hope y'all like all them Ginnis tellin y'all this and that to do.

Cuz, them Irish Ginnis is gonna run yer lil island soon enough, boy.

Ask Pete.

So....what really happened in Bosasso?

IF YOU ASK ME THIS SITE IS FUCKED

Keep your clap-infested pirates, I want a real ship like that one. I will need a competent crew - no politicians or media economists allowed!

Which banks?

Better run on down to yer Aussie Bank and git that $1.27 you've got left. Soon, you ain't gonna have that neither.

It's not PM Howard who is digging Aussies into debt. It is the darling of you latte-sippers Kruddy! It has taken him less than a year to blow all the money Howard and Costello saved in 10 years.

Digger,

Cranbourne

Oh fuck me again my angel! I wanna have another one of those divine roots!

Any of y'all who think impersonatin Jesus Christ or the Lord Almighty fer chuckles is gonna be hornet food come Judgment Day.

Yer gonna think of me and say "God Bless Ricky - He Was Right....Oh, thar ain't no God 'round here....just SATAN, and he's whoopin my soul with a read hot Wasp Injection Knife.

Ricky - The Rapture - it's over. You have been left behind. Along with John Howard, Alan Jones, Dubya, Tony Blair, The Pope, and a huge supporting cast. A miss is as good as a mile. Saddam is our honoured guest - he saw the light just in time.

Eno - Apollo

Will put a pile of hurtin on some dumb old whale. Fill it's belly up like a big-old balloon.

Be sure to watch the Howard Years doco on ABC1 Monday night, 17 November. It is sure to be a laugh watching those ex-govt hack rip into each other. BYO beer, buckets and box of kleenex tissues

Keep eating your big bowls of steaming blubber, block-up your butt, and before you know it - you have a career in the John Howard Memorial Liberal Party!

YOU SAID IT, I READ IT, ITS ALL HAPPENING!

Blubber makes you constipated, dont you know that

There are about 50 million people in America that believe the "Apocalypse" will happen in their lifetime. These medieval nut jobs aren't just sitting around waiting for "the Rapture" (when their mythical "Jesus" will spirit them off to heaven), they are actively working against democratic progress, domestic and global. Right, Rick?

I wants me some whale blubber,
Gunna hop in me boat and spear me a sperm one,
And cook up a gobful

Luv ya me hearties

It ain't rocket surgery.

Thou knowest well thy strange craft dear fellow. Take care my gentle friend lest thou be consumed.

How about...

If it can't flap it can't fly
My third eye can piss as well
Hey titties were Gods gift to pullovers
A hand up her crack smells worse than in her bush
If you squeeze it like taffy it'll do no damn good