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to post your Youtube video before you go on your rampage.

A bit of a cliff-hanger. Phil Marlowe? Seems more like Phil Ruddock.

Agreed.

Ricky, thanks for the tip. I will hunt down a tripod mount as soon as I can.
Wooooooo-eeeee - They will be impressed. Apocalypse Now!
Hey Ricky, should I wear my military camo gear, or dress casual? I might get on TV...

Shit yeah you fucking wanker, Laborite is spot on. Bill Shorten even saved them miners. Viva la France!

Here, I'll try to post a picture of the proper way to mount one - then just hoist it up into the bed of your truck. Aint' nothin to it.

Ricky, I did not realize how big and heavy a minigun can be. I just got my mail-order beauty, and I was feeling really good until I unpacked it - it looked small in the catalog! Could you please kindly supply some information on how to mount a minigun on a pickup truck? I am determined to impress my old college with a show of minigun firepower. I feel real funny on this new medication - sort of uncaring and wild. I'm sure you know what I mean Ricky...

You forgot Kevvie's major achievement - flushing the little turd who conned us all. Bad luck suckholes, Johnny is not coming back.
The Labor Party owes crazy old John a lot for destroying his own insane party of neo-daleks.

Spot on Digger. That bumbling Rudd has only been in the job for a few months and yet he has the nerve to write a book about his 'achievements'!

What achievements? If he means higher interest rates and more crime then he is spot on. If he is raving on about the idiotic apology or Kyoto Protocol then he can stick it.

Expect the world to revolve around you? Always demand something from the government yet I am sure you are probably dodging your taxes.

The ALP has done more for this country then all your stupid 'community groups' put together. Time to get out of your 'ghetto' and face reality.

Bill Shorten is the goon in Victoria who runs the right wing labor party juggernaught Labor Unity. This group is the ALP group who has done more for themselves than any ALP faction in history.

These aren't workin' folk. These are the people changing laws to suit their corporate associates i.e. property developers agendas.

Workers Party my arse. Go and visit a safe labor seat where workers live and you will be visiting a ghetto. Shorten and the like no how to manipulate the system for there own ends. The workers get nothing back except more pokie machines.

ALP is fucked and the likes of Shorten are responsible.

If have rumpy teslicres, get clab craw. Clab craw must be flesh. Othelrise no herp!

But Slim, Askin himself WAS that riff-raff that infected Sydney.

that dimwit Iemma. Fuckin' useless.

Bring back Askin; he knew how to deal with the riff-raff that infect our streets today.

Australia will soon become that one party state we long for! Forward with Comrade Rudd to a glorious future!

When you wake up with $60, your pants sticking out at the front, and the chinese hooker next door open for business.

Herr 'Fruity' Fucknuckle

Everyone says that.

Just legalise LSD

Then you can experience real freedom instead of pretending that you are free in your hidden bunker with your flak jacket on.

The GE Minigun is gona be a bit much for you. Ain't nothing wrong with demonstrating proper firearms opperation and marksmanship to students. But, you seem like the stressful nervous type. Best you stick to counting beans or something productive like that. I advise that you join the NRA, learn how to properly handle a weapon, take some classes, join the GOA, take some more classes.

Then, you'll be ready to offer instruction on firearms opperation to others.

I'm getting VERY nervous again Ricky, and I need your advice real soon, otherwise it will start again, and they will laugh, and I will feel really bad, and then that voice will start to tell me strange things...

Ricky, I feel strongly drawn to the minigun, but I worry that I could not carry enough ammunition to my old college in a practical manner. I would be mortified if I ran out of ammo while demonstrating the minigun to the other students and lecturers.
I am too shy to talk to my friends or my parents about this, and I hope you can help me.

Guns. That's what you need. Once you get your guns back then your guberment will respect you.

And, I'm not talking duck-hunting guns. Here's a list of what you folks are entitled to:

AK-47
FNC
M16
Ruger Mini 14
M14
FN FAL
Australian FAL
Carbon 15 assault pistol
Desert Eagle .50 caliber
USAS-12 combat shotgun
Glock 17
Sig Saur 9mm
Steyr Aug
PE57
G.E. Minigun

Ricardovitz & Digger, the most irrelevant knuckle draggers of the internets. Dumb & Dumber. Not a piece of brain between them. Enlightenment is there - its not even that hard to find, unless youre the product of some coughed up phlegm that incubated in the sun... oh... that must be why..

That's what you get when you mix an Anarchist and the English Language.

Castro is the Devil, and the Devil is looking for a new host in Castro's brother.

The Cuban people must rise up and destroy all Castros and Castro relatives. The Old Testament commands that, just as Moses had the Angel of Death kill the Egyptian children, so must a Cuban Prophet command the Angel of Death to kill all Castro Children!!!!

WAKE UP CUBAN PEOPLE - THE LORD IS CALLING UPON YOU TO DO WHAT MUST BE DONE. PRAY FOR THE ANGEL OF DEATH TO DESTROY CASTRO AND DELIVER YOU FROM YOUR BONDAGE!!

The real problem that the Roman Paedophile clergy have with Marxist regimes is the scarcity of choir boys. I suspect that the Lord will not protect the clergy, because he did not protect the children when they needed protecting. You need to exist before you can do any protecting.
Father Castrato can take his fictitious Lucifer and his non-existent Lord with him to his favourite imagined Inferno.

It cannot be true. Monkey Wrench must be kidding. No Santa Claus? No Jesus in the sky with lollies? No white picket fences? No Howard/Costello prosperity? No happy multi-coloured people gently engaging in quaint little multicultural ethnic wars? "Skilled" migrants really drooling savages from the jungles of the third-world????
Oh no! Have we all been living a lie? [lots of sobbing here]

Labour party is the correct way of spelling the name of the party if it was a fair dinkum Australian organisation.

The spelling now reminds us of the US style politics of the one was workers party.

Note - the otherwise poor spelling on the banner might suggest it was put together by someone of lower socio-economic scale education - in other words a traditional Labor voter. It is the traditional lower socio-economic labor voter that the ALP hurts the most. It appears they are starting find this out.

Vultures like Bill Shorten prey on socio-economically disadvantaged areas to get his power base, while his true goals are for making more money for himself and other high flyers.

There is little difference between the corruption in labor and liberal parties.

Wake up, smell the flowers, and get over it.

Don't worry there's a cure.

I only know of the L-a-b-o-r Party. And what does the phrase "riches political party" mean?

After the excitement of the Howard era!

I can make stuff that is so awful, that reading just one line of it will kill you.
This is automated, it can run like an endless towel of various strange stuff.

Rub it in, why don't you? Cured me.

We have all seen just how much confidence the Oz public has in the Liberal Crime Party's capacity or will to protect us from anything at all.
In fact, most Aussies have concluded that most of them need PROTECTING from crazy old John's gang of misfits. That's why they have been flung out. Why do you think most Aussies would not let a Liberal Party stooge anywhere near their valuables under any circumstances?
As any sort of decent opposition they are total washouts, so don't look for help there either.

It is very sad that the Victorian ALP has been completly over run by branch stackers.

Fake invoices, kickbacks for family and business associates, dodgy process, the ruse called VCAT.

The Victorian ALP is about to pass laws this week that forbid the public from making Freedom of Information applications!!!

The ruling goes along the lines that if an FOI applicant can be deemed 'a nuisiance' (don't laugh, this is in the legislation) then they are forbidden to place FOI applications.

And who could be more than nuisance than someone requesting documentation which would reveal corruption in government, kickbacks, PPP deals etc etc?

So if you request a document from the Victorian State Government they can (as of next week) legally refuse to show you the docs on the basis that a minister considers you a nuisance.

And the minister is a bloke hand picked by a branchstacker near you.

Digger is spot on - the ALP (at least in Victoria) is being run along lines similar to the Bjelke Petersen era in QLD.

Brumby not only emphatically refuses an independant corruption commission like most other large states in Australia have, but now he (and the rest of the Labour Unity faction) are shutting down the Freedom Of Information act.

Oh I'm missin' you Johnny
Baby I'm missin' you
What did I do to deserve this?
I didn't even get one last kiss,
from you
Oh baby, Dubya took your love from me
He needed an angel so it seems
I need to feel your hands all over me
I need to feel you kissing me
I need to feel you holding me
I need to feel your touch
Cause I miss your love so much
And I can't keep on living this way
I need you here with me
Why could he take you away, from me?

Having a sulk are we Digger? What a pack of whining parasites you John-loving suckholes really are.
If you clowns miss Johnny so badly, you should form a groupies club and follow the little non-core arsewipe around the world.

Who is in power in all Australian governments? You cant continue to blame PM Howard for all our ills. It is about time the loony left took some blame for all the problems our country faces now we have wall to wall inept and corrupt ALP governments.

Digger,

Cranbourne

He got cornholed by the doctor.

Cracked it yet Tuttle?

With Dumerica sinking fast, the best is yet to come. Hang on to your skirts, folks!

"Spioneless?" The champers was biting I think.
Yes, let the putrid bastards stew. Their filth is in plain view now.

Opened the champers, sat back, and chortled my way through Monday's show as one Lib minister after another dumped all over Howard. What a pack of gutless bum-chewers! And what a spioneless old brat Costello is! And what a arrogant ponce Downer is! Rot in opposition for the next decade, boys, you earned it!

Digger says: "Labour crooks are worse than Liberal Party crooks." BZZZZZZZZZZZT WRONG!
Now I KNOW you are pulling my leg Digger. BTW, why aren't you in Iraqistan fighting alongside John and Petey to protect Oz property values?

Close to decoding this. When I have the full story it will blow the lid off the biggest scandal to hit the dimwit public since the Gib Gnab (or is that the Big Bang?)

In Australia the long tentacles of Satanic evil have set up their infernal clones: The GST and the FTA. So terrifying are these shady operations that the greasy media halfwits don't dare mention either of them.

Finally that tyrant Castro steps down.
But wait; he wants his brother to rule instead. Typical of his tinpot dictatorship.

Hey Fidel, not long now and me and my friends from Miami will be back to reclaim what is rightfully ours.

Tony Montana

I think that only good could come from encouraging our politicians and captains of "industry" to play with loaded guns. If they bring their usual competence into play, they would be blowing themselves away with great gusto. I can hardly wait.

No more late night coffee for me!
Finally start to sleep but then this friggin' nightmare. A crab thing that is really little Johhny Howard is scuttling along the pavement when suddenly he is lifted right up off his feet. His stumpy little legs whirl like a fan but some horrible thing like a giant mantis has grabbed his skull and is delicately eating away his head. The worst thing is how the mantis has such perfect table manners.