Ricardovitz
14 years ago
GILLARD'S PATHETIC SOLUTION
You dummy!!! Jesus dern't want nothin ta do with the Old Testament of the Pharisees. That's why the Jews killed 'em. Ware do Jesus go on 'bout any of them jews in the Old Testament? Nowares! You been ticklin yer funny bone a might to much with these here tall tales of yers.
Numbers
14 years ago
GILLARD'S PATHETIC SOLUTION
It almost seems as though Jesus was anticipating 20th century biblical criticism when He authenticated these accounts. The con-clusion is simple. If a person believes in Jesus Christ, he should be consistent and believe that the Old Testament and its accounts are correct. Many want to accept Jesus, but also want to reject a large portion of the Old Testament. This option is not available. Either Jesus knew what He was talking about or He did not. The evidence is clear that Jesus saw the Old Testament as being God's Word; His attitude toward it was nothing less than total trust.
Ricardovitz
14 years ago
GILLARD'S PATHETIC SOLUTION
I dern't give a dern 'bout yer jew-bible. Jews know thar Moses traded flesh - 'n they dern't care none. Muslims go 'bout killin folks who tell 'em the truth 'bout thar beloved Mohammed (PB&J). Mohammed was a boy-lover, girl-raper, 'n when Muslims find out 'bout it, they go hog-wild. Jest a funny site ta see them sand-coons goin hog-wild over thar preverted Mohammed.
Numbers
14 years ago
GILLARD'S PATHETIC SOLUTION
They attacked Midian just as the LORD had commanded Moses, and they killed all the men. All five of the Midianite kings – Evi, Rekem, Zur, Hur, and Reba – died in the battle. They also killed Balaam son of Beor with the sword. Then the Israelite army captured the Midianite women and children and seized their cattle and flocks and all their wealth as plunder. They burned all the towns and villages where the Midianites had lived. After they had gathered the plunder and captives, both people and animals, they brought them all to Moses and Eleazar the priest, and to the whole community of Israel, which was camped on the plains of Moab beside the Jordan River, across from Jericho.Moses, Eleazar the priest, and all the leaders of the people went to meet them outside the camp. But Moses was furious with all the military commanders who had returned from the battle. "Why have you let all the women live?" he demanded. "These are the very ones who followed Balaam's advice and caused the people of Israel to rebel against the LORD at Mount Peor. They are the ones who caused the plague to strike the LORD's people. Now kill all the boys and all the women who have slept with a man. Only the young girls who are virgins may live; you may keep them for yourselves.(Numbers 31:7-18 NLT)
Ricardovitz
14 years ago
GILLARD'S PATHETIC SOLUTION
Prophet Mohammed was a girl-rapin Pedophile - That's what I believe. What do y'all think them prison bucks 'd do to that Muslim Prophet Mohammed if'n he were ta get some modern jail time fer his kiddy diddlin?
Curious, Location: Universe
14 years ago
GILLARD'S PATHETIC SOLUTION
Perhaps our True Believer was expressing the old 'truism' anything is possible. Which is correct, but you have to be aware of the 'anything'; not just the 'thing' you want to believe in.Ring a bell, UFO numbnuts?
Religion Makes Me Vomit
14 years ago
GILLARD'S PATHETIC SOLUTION
Luckily, Mr Humbug Believer, I don't believe it. Meh! Why not just take your small thimble of crackpot bullshit and your medication and have a nap.
A true believer
14 years ago
GILLARD'S PATHETIC SOLUTION
The arrogance of the atheist is astounding. You think you know it all? All wise and powerful? You are but a flea infesting a worm on the ass of the sheep that our lords feed themselves with. Your knowledge is a small thimble of nothingness in the all encompassing cosmos of the Masters of the Universe.Your punishment will be terrible, hard, and for all eternity.
Religion Makes Me Vomit
14 years ago
GILLARD'S PATHETIC SOLUTION
And both make mighty fine toilet paper. Mighty fine!
Ricardovitz
14 years ago
GILLARD'S PATHETIC SOLUTION
That part of the jew-bible that talks 'bout all them jew-families 'n whatnot tain't nothin but a bunch of jew-lies. The New Testament is the Bible - Thar Old Testament is full of jew-lies.
FlimFlamMan
14 years ago
GILLARD'S PATHETIC SOLUTION
50 thousand years ago? Isn't that 45 thousand years before your dimwit God made the earth you hillbilly fuckwit?If you start quoting science your brain might go round and tround so fast it'll explode.
Mr Thesaurus
14 years ago
GILLARD'S PATHETIC SOLUTION
Dernt? What the hell is "dernt"? Is this Ricard individual brain damaged?
Ricardovitz
14 years ago
GILLARD'S PATHETIC SOLUTION
What's a matter Flam - you dern't like thar dinky-di history of Australia? Cuz, you know I'm shootin it ta y'all straight. What kind a DNA you think them Abos got in 'em? Mostly Niggro DNA. You is the dummy, Flam. Can read all 'bout it right here: . http://www.cosmosmagazine.com/news/1286/dna-confirms-aboriginal-australian-origins" Australian Aborigines descend from the same lineage as the first modern humans to migrate from Africa, DNA analysis has confirmed. The find is a further blow to the idea that the evolution of indigenous Australians was marked by many migrations from Asia. "This means that aincient n*g*e*s invaded Australia. What, you think thar wern't no one on that thar big island 50 thousand years ago? You think no proto-chinks made it a few miles south of thar homeland 'fore the n*g*e*s invaded? Well, dern't take my word on it, Flam-Man, Abo DNA dern't lie! It got a 'lill proto-chink in thar somewares. How you think it git thar? A few China-whores wondered down into Niggro-controlled Australia 'n jest went 'bout whorin 'round? Nosiree, that ain't what happened. The proto-chinks were thar first. The Affrican Whooly-haired beasts invaded in waves slice'n 'n dice'n & rape'n the proto-chink inhabitants. Killt most, 'n raped the li'll proto-chink girls. How do I know this??? Cuz that's what Niggros been dooin ('n still do) warever they invade. Tain't too hard ta jest look at an Abo 'n know ware thar mummy 'n daddy come from.
FlimFlamMan
14 years ago
GILLARD'S PATHETIC SOLUTION
Ricky you are a dinki-di dickhead.
Ricardovitz
14 years ago
GILLARD'S PATHETIC SOLUTION
Abos is from Africa. They come from Africa 10,000 years ago 'n raped 'n slaughtered the slant-eyed people livin in Australia. That's why they is mostly niggro, but got some kinda slant to 'em. Whitey was kind to the Abos - din't do to them what they done to them folks who was original ta Australia. Jest ask yerself - how come thar ain't no wooly-haired man-beasts in New Zealand?
Sam Fransisco
14 years ago
GILLARD'S PATHETIC SOLUTION
Aussie Aussie Aussie oi oi oi! Unless you are a aboriginal brother you are among the BOAT PEOPLE.
FlimFlamMan
14 years ago
GILLARD'S PATHETIC SOLUTION
Australians. Christ. In the words of my painter friend Donald..."Stick a fork in their arse, turn them over, they're done."
Cocksucker Blues
14 years ago
GILLARD'S PATHETIC SOLUTION
Refos? Um... isn't the country 99% refos? Or did we draw a line somewhere, a nimby line?I would say Rabies is a reffo also? And a nimby. And also has a very limited sense of time and place.
Rabies
14 years ago
GILLARD'S PATHETIC SOLUTION
What a crock of shit - fuck the cunts let them stay in their own self made fucked up shithole countries . Tis a shame we have to spend as much as we do on the 2 islands. Give the prick the tools and gear to do the repairs. No of course they would be to fucking stupid and fucking lazy to do it. AUSTRALIA FOR FUCKING AUSTRALIANS and fuck you and your warm and fuzzy soft cock reefo lovin queer cunts,
FlimFlamMan
14 years ago
XenoxNews.com Classic #Poetry
So daring Ricky!Really; very daring.
Ricardovitz
14 years ago
XenoxNews.com Classic #Poetry
Prophet Mohammed, a wicked Devil-Whore was he,Hated Doggies 'n loathed a woman's pussy,But, Prophet Mohammed, he sure did love li'll boys,Raped 'em silly 'n stole thar toys,'N when he was done bugger'n his l'ill boy-slaves,He boxed some up 'n stuffed most in graves,Thar rest Prophet Mohammed labeled "Baboons"Stuffed 'em on ships 'n sent 'em 'cross wavesTa pick cotton by day 'n thieve by night like coons.
Gore Blimey
14 years ago
XenoxNews.com Classic #Poetry
There once was a fella called Ricwho developed a troublesome ticHe tried drinking it offwith some slops from the troughand by pouring hot tar on his dick
Ricardovitz
14 years ago
XenoxNews.com Classic #Poetry
Xi Jinping,He's a misining,Tain't nobody seen 'emChinks dern't' ware no bling blingAnywhoo, that whore Gu Kailai done KILLED 'EMXi's stiffer 'n a tarred possum,Deader than a drowned baby china-girlJumpin JinpingThe Mooncrickets is chirpin!!!
Aussie Ozborn
14 years ago
GILLARD'S PATHETIC SOLUTION
Good one Max, keep speaking out, (bonus points for getting the word ossify in)
Satan Lover
14 years ago
GILLARD'S PATHETIC SOLUTION
We have a burning cross here in hell... and we'll be sticking it up the arse of all you Christ lovin' hillbillies once you shuffle off your mortal coil.Cunt you gunna be hollerin' dixie all night long!
Ricardovitz
14 years ago
GILLARD'S PATHETIC SOLUTION
"Beneath our radiant Southern Cross"Ya can find me 'bout 8 miles due east of our Radiant Southern Cross. Shines 'a bright white ever night. Amen!
Sam Francisco
14 years ago
GILLARD'S PATHETIC SOLUTION
Yerp, mission accomplished all right: "Afghan suicide bomber kills 16" http://news.smh.com.au/breaking-news-world/afghan-suicide-bomber-kills-16-20120910-25os2.html Golly gee wizz gosh why to those asylum seeking folks just keep on coming!
Sam Francisco
14 years ago
#ASKBOXHEAD Cats and the Ocean
Hold you breath. Keep holding it. Don't stop now. Keep it in. Hang on to it. Another few minutes... There! Problem solved. And if that's too slow just get yourself a plastic bag, pull it over your head and give the old gaffa tape a few turns round your neck. Now if we all did that the fish in the sea would be fine. Just fine.
Sam Francisco
14 years ago
Oz Climate Change Meltdown
See, Ric, you are a complete fuckwit. Take that bible and shove it up your ass.
Keeping an eye out for terrori
14 years ago
Internet Informers
You're wrong Mr Ricardovitz. it is not drugs but the festering cesspool of the lower classes we need to watch. And watch carefully.Particularly if they are Islamist; undoubtedly they will have some grudge against us all.
Ricardovitz
14 years ago
Internet Informers
Y'all are seein june bugs crawlin under yer skin. Probaly cain't git a fix on yer meth cuz all the Methicans done gone back ta Methixo.
Ricardovitz
14 years ago
Oz Climate Change Meltdown
John - you see any stones 'a flyin outa my hands??? Think not, feller. If'n you knew yer bible, you could know that Jesus was talkin ta a croud who done had stones in thar hands ready ta KILL a white woman. He dern't say nothin 'bout chucklin at all the banjo-lips worshipin a serial RAPIST at the Democrat convention.See, John, I'm a sinner.................... but I ain't sinnin!!!
Death Star
14 years ago
Oz Climate Change Meltdown
Bless me Lord (Vadar)
Satan Lover
14 years ago
Oz Climate Change Meltdown
I'd like to abuse the Lord. And his virgin mum too.. Have one unholy threesome; no holes barred!
John 8:7
14 years ago
Oz Climate Change Meltdown
"Let those without sin cast the first stone". Mr Ricardovitz, your Christian preaching is improper and impure. Have you no shame to abuse the Lord's teachings in this way?
Ricardovitz
14 years ago
Oz Climate Change Meltdown
Did y'all see any of that Bill-the-Rapist Clinton jibber jabberin? I ain't seen so many stupid banjo-lips hangin on ever word of that thar Arkansas Rapist. I seen n*g*e* 'fore, but I ain't never seen thar lips as hugs as them at that Democrat Convention. Y'all take a look fer yerselfs.
FlimFlamMan
14 years ago
Oz Climate Change Meltdown
Oi Ricky! Got any more poetry in ya?
Ricardovitz
14 years ago
Oz Climate Change Meltdown
Cain't blame ya fer stoppin yer prayin to those pagan Catholics. Prayin in the Hall might could be a good start fer ya. Tain't my thang, but Kingdom Hall 'll help git you right with God', 'n if yer heart is pure 'n Godly from prayin in the Hall, Jesus 'll forgive yer sins on Judgment Day 'n guide you to everlasting life in Heaven!
Prof Williams
14 years ago
Some more ground breaking Science!
Cocaine and alcohol hey? Not as good as my creation from a few years back [url]https://www.xenoxnews.com/Science/XENOX-INSTITUTE-GENETIC-BREAK-THROUGH-HAS-PEOPLE-CHEERING.html[/url]I genetically crossed the Coca plant with the opium poppy ;) Crack laced opium - what a fantastic invention!I haven''t been off the pipe since.
Loony Les
14 years ago
Some more ground breaking Science!
See! Those poindexters know what I'm talking about!
uh uh
14 years ago
Some more ground breaking Science!
Researchers have found that the human liver combines cocaine and alcohol to produce a third substance, cocaethylene, which intensifies cocaine’s euphoric effects. Cocaethylene is associated with a greater risk of sudden death than cocaine alone.Harris DS, et al. The pharmacology of cocaethylene in humans following cocaine and ethanol administration. Drug Alcohol Depend 72(2):169–182, 2003
Loony Les
14 years ago
Some more ground breaking Science!
I can generate that pocket of reality; just give me a gram of Coke and a bottle of JD and I'll black out everything.
Padre Pio
14 years ago
Oz Climate Change Meltdown
Snoopy? You heathen bastard! May the Saints and blessed Angels of heaven fuck your arse red raw in the flames of hell.Get on your knees and crawl to your nearest Catholic Church and beg for forgiveness. That is the only true way to the Kingdom of Heaven and eternal life.
Respector of Sacred Scripts
14 years ago
Oz Climate Change Meltdown
I'm ready for Snoopy! Is he still coming down?
Confused Christian
14 years ago
Oz Climate Change Meltdown
OH no! Ricky what should I do? I've read the Bible and I've prayed in a lot of churches; even Catholic ones I ashamed to say.Now I practice alone in the hall. Will that be enough to save me on Judgement Day?
Ricardovitz
14 years ago
Oz Climate Change Meltdown
Y'all ain't ready fer Jesus. He ain't commin in 2012. He's gonna give y'all all the chances he can, 'fore he takes this here world-on-loan-ta-the-Devil back in Judgment. Ya ain't git long, but ya git longer than some dumb mexican pagan end-of-the-world day.
Ricardovitz
14 years ago
Fusing biology and technology
I reckon we might jest's well be strung up 'n swingin from oak trees if this here git a lick a truth to it. Jew mind control, that what this here is all 'bout. Yesssiree, boys 'n girls, the Jewwish Mossad is gonna be runnin yer brains making slaves of us all fer the Chosen Ones.Dern't worry none, cuz the slant-eyed chinks 'll reverse ingeneer this Jew thing, 'n then slave use in thar dirty whore factories.
Fake
14 years ago
Fusing biology and technology
have any more information please?
Zippy
14 years ago
Oz Climate Change Meltdown
Hey Max you might want to run that by me again
Rabies
14 years ago
Why do fundamentalist Muslims hate Australians?
Taint nuthin rong with a goat. They smells a bit but if yar only plezure a lady one then you aint no goddam poof.
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