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Ah yes; fwoh him to va fwoor: DEAD ALIEN FWOWN TO THE FWOOR IN RUSSIA

Fwoh him to the fwoor sire?

Oh I remember the days when I didn't need anything to stiffen my resolve except the sight of a pair of long legs beneath a skirt.Now it seems I need all sorts of perverted visions.Yours with pooey fingers,Hairy Buttknuckled

No, no it said, "And lo! Jesus suddenly got the horn and wandered out of the Garden of Gethsemane and fucked himself stupid for twenty-eight years." And that bit got left out 'cause, er, I think it was Matthew thought it would be a bad idea, bad for the image.

I see y'all 'er in need of a Bible Lesson. First, yer New Living Translation a heap of trash made up fer drug-guzzlin hippy unitarians. Unitarian tain't but a fancy word fer Church of the Stoned Hippy, Bull Dikes 'n Homosexual Anal Fornicators.Lets see what King James git to say: "And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the menservants do. If she please not her master, who hath betrothed her to himself, then shall he let her be redeemed: to sell her unto a strange nation he shall have no power, seeing he hath dealt deceitfully with her. And if he have betrothed her unto his son, he shall deal with her after the manner of daughters. If he take him another wife; her food, her raiment, and her duty of marriage, shall he not diminish. And if he do not these three unto her, then shall she go out free without money.I reckon y'all need schoolin on some things: First, woman is perty much useless cept fer pumpin out pups 'n satisfyin her man's basic needs. Bible git it right - tain't nothin's changed. Other than them things that woman is good at, she can be an ornary mean critter. So God was tell'n them folks thar in the Bible what they can 'n cain't do with thar women folk. Fer, God knew if he let man have at 'em them women dern't stand no chance ta survive 'n pump out more pups. So God done give them Woman value 'n' usefulness ''n set down some rules on these here things. God, he's a right smart fella - genius he is! Them rules work fer folks fer thousands of years. Wern't till a bunch of sissy-queers decide ta try to make Woman like Man that all Hell broke loose. See, boys 'n girls, yer perspective is all bastardized 'n corrupted. We done git world wars 'n wars upon wars, famine, sexual preversion, diseases n' all kinds of evil cuz y'all been mess'n round with the way things are supposed to be!!!!!!

That thar skinny 'ol city-slicker jew think he a country boy? Ain't he died yet? How 'bout roundin up all these ancient drug-guzzlin hippies the likes of: Dylan, McCartney, that roling stoned boy - Jagger, Nigga Hendrix, old-whore Gen, heck, any dumb-old rock'n roll slinger 'n figure out if they is any good fer makin fertilizer, glue or whatnot.

By the pus on my palms this heathen bastard will burn in hell.

Seems entirely reasonable entitlements. The Bible showing again it is the font of all wisdom and knowledge.

When a man sells his daughter as a slave, she will not be freed at the end of six years as the men are. If she does not please the man who bought her, he may allow her to be bought back again. But he is not allowed to sell her to foreigners, since he is the one who broke the contract with her. And if the slave girl's owner arranges for her to marry his son, he may no longer treat her as a slave girl, but he must treat her as his daughter. If he himself marries her and then takes another wife, he may not reduce her food or clothing or fail to sleep with her as his wife. If he fails in any of these three ways, she may leave as a free woman without making any payment. (Exodus 21:7-11 NLT)

Another xenoxnews.com poetry classic...

When is she too old to root?I'd say never; cause even if she is dead there will be somewhere you can rub your dick.

you sir are a fuckwit, then and now

Bob who? You mean that hideous zionist from Minnesota? You call his half-assed cackles 'songs'? That clown wouldn't know what true music was unless it jumped up and smacked him in the gob.

I was pissed off then and I'm pissed off now!

Well in this instance Ricky I think you're right. And unless Osama sticks a rocket up Gaddafi's arse they are gunna be stuck there for a while longer...

William Adams quotes semolina flour from The root of a sinking price of The Essential main.

Fascism = business/government joined at the hip = USA

More UFO evidence here...[url]http://sg.news.yahoo.com/us-police-saw-ufo-explode-1949-fbi-secret-20110411-040150-592.html[/url]They are coming; they are surely coming...

I swallowed a tooth the other day...I've been squishing my poo ever since to see when it comes out.I'll let everyone know when I find out. Meanwhile it is probably best you don't use my computer; the keyboard is a bit stained.

What I like about Patriot is that he is uncompromising; uncompromising in telling the truth and uncompromising in reporting the facts.He will make a great addition to anyone's TV show.

Ricky I know you are a simple man, a salt of the earth type. But sometimes you really are a moron. Did you look at the video link? The proof is right there.You believe some stupid book written by some backward peasants from thousands of years ago but reject evidence that is in your face!

Funny thing - I pondered on this magnet thing. I tore out a big 'ol magnet from some speaker I found in a trash heap. I reckoned that yer blood git iron in it, then that thar big 'ol magnet might suck up yer blood. I done helt that magnet on my arm fer 'bout half hour. Ain't a dern thing happen.So I git two things ta school y'all on: 1. Thar ain't no iron in yer blood, cuz magnet dern't stick on it. 2.). Yer brain ain't made of iron, 'n since I done proved yer blood ain't got no iron in it neither, this whole brain-magned thing is jest a urban legend.

Wasn't there once a movie about a giant sex ray machine striking earth...That's right Flesh Gordon ([url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flesh_Gordon[/url])Wow. Talk about art imitating life, or in this case, science. XenoxNews.com you are always on the ball!

Oh my god! That first picture looks like my first girlfriend Marie! I can't believe I fucked her after looking at that picture. But I felt completely different at the time...Now I remember. We would only have sex in the power station, right next to the dynamo. I wonder if that had anything to do with it?

Hey ricardovitz do you smoke a cork pipe? Wear a straw hat and no shoes? Have a stalk of wheat hanging out ya gob?I always think of Lil Abner when I read your writing.Then again it could be the shit I'm smoking :)

That's right, boy - that thar crack 'll make you think yer brain is a wopper - but no drug-huffer git more brains than me. Y'all might not like what I say, but thats cuz y'all dern't like hearin the truth. Ain't always easy ta git to a computer fer ta bang out some knowledge on these l'ill plasti-keys. I reckon its a fair smart device fer what it is. Ain't like it can think, but tain't far from it. Probaly somedays even a dog 'll be bangin away on these here plasti-keys. I'll surely be laugh'n then!

I have but one principle...Do what thou wilt but make sure I am the first to fuck her!OH I am a naughty boy ;)

Powell memo 1971 [url]http://reclaimdemocracy.org/corporate_accountability/powell_memo_lewis.html[/url]

Retardofizz, you are definitely a couple of cans short of a six-pack.

Man my brain is not only bigger than a womans; it is damn bigger than yours Ricardovitz!After I smoke me a pipe full of this crystal-cracking my brain is so big it can no longer be contained within my head. IT spits and jabbers out my ears and nose and fills the room in a conscious display of its massiveness.Love my pipe and my big brain!

Basically the journalists in the media are all commies. They need the firm hand of a businessman to correct their biases. That is what I strove to do in my media empire.And now look at me; busted assed in some Federal prison! Those commie bastards control the government too.Send me back to Tel Aviv for some re-education; I'll stop at nothing to be back on top.

No wonder Bolts after you Patriot. You are a presence of sanity in the lefty luntic media world. You were right in 2002 and I am sure you will be right again in 2011!stick it to the Mullahs Patriot!

Better a peacenik than a warnik

All yer news is run by peacenicks 'n commies, 'n worse whatnot. Tain't none of 'em any good. I'm a gonna rank 'em fer ya:Michael Savage - wee bit left - cuz he's a jewRush Limbaugh - sorta leftLaura Ingram - furtha leftSean Hannity - jest 'bout a DemocratFox News - buhch o castrated left-bent dummiesCBS - is they still 'round" - if they is they is out thar in lefty landABC- bunch 'o squalk'n cacklin lefty lesbiansNBC 'n MSNBC - queers, trannies, 'n bull-dikes on crack leftCNN - Sand n*g*e*s, n*g*e*s, 'n hippies done past commie-leftXENOX NEWS - Tain't no right think'n folks, cept me, round here - damn stupid left.Al Jezera - drug-guzzlin sand-monkies pander'n ta commie-chinks leftGeorge Soros 'n his Democrat Underground - Feed'n Satan stupid souls left.

And the horror show continues. May as well start a war over which end of a hard boiled egg to crack

Just switch on the gAyBC News and you will see the bias spewing forth... they love JuLiar and that climate change crap.Digger,Cranbourne

Where is the left bias? Pretty sure Murdoch, Packer and the rest of the ruling elite slant towards the right

Chocolate Jesus, crucified Easter Bunny, death cult!

Were they burning them to keep the lovers tight in a warm embrace?

Jesus, if for real, was nothing but hippy. Every second or third word Love or Peace.

P.S. Who in hellnation is Bolt? Not another Retardovitz?

That is the way coolest photo of a mass-murdering dictator that I have ever seen. Makes George Dumbass Bush look like a nutless dork... Oh, wait...

Good on ya patriot. I've had up to here with lefty biased Fairfax's and the gAyBC pushing their agenda. Bolt and you should really stick it up the lefty losers.Digger,Cranbourne

And the good Padre's words are applicable to you as well you sister fuckin heathen!Now go and get me a dram of some good irish whiskey ya dixie lovin' dog.

Padre finally git somethin right. Some of y'all is gettin His Word. Y'all aught ta ponder on this: Why do God want ta be 'round the likes of YOU? Tain't like he dern't have no choice in the matter.

Deuteronomy? Was he a gospeller? Herodotus? What would they know about the horn?Cunts.

No one whose testicles have been crushed or whose penis has been cut off may be admitted into the community of the Lord. (Deuteronomy 23:2 NAB)

Hell is other people

For the likes of you hippy freaks death is going to be an eye opener.CAUSE YOU ARE ALL HEADED STRAIGHT TO HELL!

Well death is definitely the BIg Sleep that no amount of caffeine will postpone. But don't be scared, we just return to the star dust that made us in the first place.