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What rot. The Great GWOT Swindle continues unabated. And why dump the body in the ocean? That's what the Mafia does to hide evidence. Don't believe anything the White Hoouse or Pentagon say until they officially deny it.

Bin Laden died in late 2001/early 2002 of lung infection and failing kidneys. It was even reported at the time, with funeral details and reports by eye-witnesses. Ever feel like you just got hadm big-time?

In a "leaked" CIA doc from bin Laden's house shows that in Feb there were some vague notes about an idea for de-railing a train!!!! Ye Gads - US should declare war on another country for this to protect the nation!Also whoever leaked the doc from within the CIA should be thrown into confinement naked. Shouldn't take them long to find out who the rat is!

Now there is a reliable source! Ay Doc, still using Murdoch as a credible research source?

Now Al qaeda even admit their boss is dead. Will that be good enough for you tinfoil hat brigade?Dr IP Freely, Professional Rationalist

I tried all them hints. They worked well - I'm a happy man now :)

I am still waiting for my tattoo. Maybe Julia can help?

Dead again? How many times is that? And burial at sea???? WTF! More US BS!

Congratulations to Julian Assange and his Wikileaks team for playing a leading role in the capture of Osama Bin Laden.

Sorry that we have not been able to provide pictures of Osama Bin Laden's demise.We're too busy interrogating Osama Bin Laden's 12 year old daughter, Safia. When we are done extracting information from Safia Bin Laden over the next 10 years (half-life of a Muslim female is about 22 years, after which they turn into an over-stuffed bristly Pig), we will get around to providing you with a picture of Safia's dead daddy with all of the necessary details. Then we will permit Safia to return, unescorted to Gaza, where her people will make sure she is properly taken care of.But, for right now, all hands are on Safia Bin Laden.

Well there is why whackis are going bust. What an embarrassment.

Thanks. Yup, we won. Them Black-Ops Heliocopter boys dern't jest kill Osama neither - killed one if his whores, his whore-bastard child, 'n a heap of other worthless oxygen suckin vermin.

Why dern't y'all go 'n sell Amway.

Soccer 's fer sissies! Golf 's fer Geezers. Football 's jest ok. Blacksketball is fer....well, name say it all, don't it. Only real sports is boxin 'n wrastl'n. Not that thar show with a bunch of homosexual actors all juiced out on steroids - that trash is fake 's can be.

Well boys 'n girls, Osama died and Obama LIED! Osama wern't armed when them boys executed 'm. Not that it makes no nevermind to me, but Obama goes shootin off his big black mouth 'for he knewed all the facts. Obama = half-black dummyOsama = half-black dead dummy

Where did OBL play for the Maggies? Was he half back flank? Or was he there with Barry Price in the centre line?

Osama who?

We will be hoisting the cup again this year; with or without the support from former Vic Park denizen OBL ;)

Where does wearing a fox on head come into it?

You know I used to be your ordinary Joe. But I followed Dave's steps to enrichment and my whole life changed. I got a new car, a new home, a new wife. Pretty soon I hope to be the most powerful man in the world.I recommend his teachings to everyone.Once was an Ordinary Joe now I'm Donald Trump

Xenox News is here for everyone's views. And we welcome yours just as much as fuckwits like Patriot and Ricky!If you want to submit a news article to us go here:[url]https://www.xenoxnews.com/forms/all.html[/url] Tex Lumbago,Editor

Funny how it seems that nearly all of the main stream media change their stories simultaneously running the same line, changing the line day to day. Who fucken owns them all! There is your problem.And I had hope that Xenox News might be a source of alternate views however this website seems dominated by the likes of Patriot, Ricardovitz and the other stereotypic conservatives that post here regularly. These morons just seem to run with the main stream newspaper headlines as if they had something to do with reality.

Many Arabs would agree with you on this one. They have been saying that the US is the biggest terrorist organisation in the world for some time. Terror begets terror it seems.

US kill one old bearded guy and Ricardovitz claims "We won!"This after $1.2 trillion, invading the wrong two countries, one of the wars the longest the US have ever been in with no end in sight. Thousands of civilian women and children slaughtered or handicapped, thousands of young Americans killed or disabled, no feet, no legs, no arms, psychologically traumatised.And then a flimsy report about one bearded guy with no phone or internet access killed while unarmed.Congratulations Ricardovitz. What an amazing victory.

Hey, commie Joe, Who done git thar asses kicked out of Afghanistan, tuck'n thar tails 'tween thar legs, after warrin with them mountain-n*g*e*s fer 10 years.......................Commie Russia, that's who.Commies is sissies. They deserve ta git the tar beat out of em jest fer breathin. Deserve ta git thar guts blowed up with a Wasp Injection Knife fer crappin.Found 'em 'n Killed 'em. They was armed with guns 'n human female shields. Now, thar's some sissy-punks even more useless than commies.

You have to be joking Ricky. You dumbass yanks took 10 years to find him! As for your pussy ass Seals and their Black helicopters it seems they did their best as usual - killing an unarmed person.

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Yup - all them Bin Laden's is dead. They done cut up Osama's 'lill sis's brain ta prove it. Ain't it grand how them Yankeys is git good at cutt'n up Bin Ladens......all in thar name of "proof". All them Bin Ladens is goin tar HELL! 'Fore Osama git tar Hell, the Lord 'll look upon his rotten soul, 'n declare - WARE'S YER PIG-FORNICATIN MUHAMMED????? 'N YER FAKE GOD ALLAH???? YOU IS A MURDER'N GOOD-FER-NOTHIN PILE OF CAT-POOP. (he ain't gonna call 'em dog poop, cuz he dern't wanna offend some dumb Muslim 'for he send 'em ta Hell) - 'n then Lord is gonna boot Bin Laden's dirty-'ol-self down to the Devil fer the Devil ta git his eternal damnation.

I wish that thar ragweed Bin Laden was in Gitmo! I done heard that they git rid o watering evil folks. Yup, heard they done gone ta 'lectro-shock 'n some new kinda LSD. Tain't more powerful er nothin like that - jest more effective in terrorgation - but you git ta be hooked up to the Shocker fer it ta bring you the good news.Anywhoo, that ragweed is dead. Amerika won. Them Yankees git what's due them. Jest y'all 'member - them black-ops heliocopters is fer real. If'n they can git some fornicatin sand-coon locked 'way in a big 'ol mansion-compound in Pakistan, they can sure git you!!! So, don't be dummies 'n y'all wern't git no visit from them black-ops heliocopters.'

Why hasn't anyone highlighted the fact that ten minutes after Petraeus is handed the directorship of the CIA, bin Laden disappears? Done deal?

Don't be silly. He's not dead. He's in Gitmo by now and someone is working on his finger nails (or his wife's fingernails) with a pair of pliers. Then they will get the blow torch out. After he spills the beans they will incinerate the remains as is custom.

A loyal and trusted Al Qaeda foot soldier grabbed Bin Laden's wife and used her as a human shield!! Can we redact that boys? It, well, it doesn't sound very plausible. OK, leave the human shield in but take the bit about the wife out. Yep, that's better."One of bin Laden's wives identified his body to U.S. forces after the team made visual identification, the official said.In the end, all four of the combatants in the compound were dead, along with a woman whom one of the men used as a human shield, the officials said.""John Brennan, assistant to the president for homeland security and counterterrorism, said it is his understanding that the woman who was killed was one of bin Laden's wives.""Later, a senior U.S. official said that bin Laden's wife was not the woman killed and that she may not have been used as a human shield after all."

What about all his wifes? What will happen to them? Surely they will need someone to service them.I'm up for the job!Yours willing to fuck a bitch in a burka,Hairy Fudgeknuckle

Interesting that the house where Bin Laden had been living is only a few hundred metres from one of Pakistan's elite miltary training bases and that much of the surrounding area is marked off on maps as "Restricted Area".Strange place to be keeping a low profile?

Its the internet age now Doc. The real story will trickle out over the coming weeks.

not dead yet.

Will you conspiracy clowns take off the tinfoil hats and wake up to reality? Bin Laden is dead, end of story.Next you'll be claiming a UFO whisked him away!Dr IP Freely, Professional Rationalist

Hey Fr Paddy you're not the only one calling it a miracle:[url]http://www.straitstimes.com/BreakingNews/World/Story/STIStory_664030.html[/url]Seems the President of Peru also thinks it is a miracle from Saint John Paull II!

"The expansion of military occupation that took place throughout, in particular the Arab world, following 9/11—and that this presence of American imperial bases, dotted, not just in Iraq and Afghanistan, but in Kuwait, Saudi Arabia, Doha—is one that has done more to engender hatred and acts of terror than anything ever orchestrated by Osama bin Laden."[url]http://www.truthdig.com/report/item/chris_hedges_speaks_on_osama_bin_ladens_death_20110502/[/url]

Most devinitely Krudmuncher.This reaction from the US people on this proofs beyont a dowt they must be the dumbarst people in the vorld.They will belief anythink.

Yo ho ho and a bottle of dumb asses who will believe anything. Body under the sea! How convenient. US citizens; the dumbest people in the world?

It's the first miracle of Pope John Paul II! It seems that a star was blazing over Bin Laden's house and it guided the US special forces there. The star was our brand new saint; Pope John Paul IIIt is the first in many victories of God's only church over the heathens. The Islamist devil Osama has been defeated by God's good grace and Saint John Paull II. Next will be the heathen protestent churches; God has had enough of their wicked ways. They need to repent and follow the sacred Church of Jesus - the Holy catholic Church of Rome.

Since some 'ol boy git my story 'fore I could git it out, I'm gonna give you my analysis:1. Jest goes ta show you that even a peace-preachin half-niggro can womp the tar outa of stupid Ayrab.2. Osama let his Ayrab retards fight his war while he's whoopin it up in a big 'ol suburban mansion.3. Osama was fornicatin with devil-whores 'n queer-boys in his Paki-Mansion......Jest like The Pedophile Muhammed did - so's I reckon Osama was a follerin in Muhammed's footsteps.4. Osama's body is shark manure by now. Let them Muslims try 'n worship at the Holy Mosque of Osama-Shark-Crap.5. ANY OF YOU STILL WONDER'N 'BOUT PAKISTAN ------PAKISTAN IS OSAMA-LAND - THEY IS OUR ENEMY!!!!6. This here world were a much better place when presidents had testicals 'n whatnot ta nuke our enemies.7. Australia is a real soft target - lots of lefties, queers, 'n Osama sympathizers thar. Y'all best be watchin fer evil-Muslim carry'n on down thar.8. I know y'all been wait'n fer this - RICARDOVITZ IS RUNNIN FER PRIME MINISTER OF AUSTRALIA IN 2014. Tain't no reason ta wait fer 2013 to anounce - I reckon I'd let y'all know first.

Hey maybe that's where the WMD's are?

Body? Ha! Its lost at sea already!!!!!! Ho ho ho!

show me the money!

show me the body!

Can we vote to have Kate and Willie as our next King and Queen? I don't like the other pair, Charlie and Camilla. He is an old fucker and she looks like a shriveled prune.

Time to face facts boys. You two dick weeds have some deep psychological problems. You both sound as if you crossed the border on psychosis.a long time ago. Seek help asap.

Oh wasn't the wedding marvellous! Kate looked lovely in her gorgeous dress and Willie looked like a right Royal sex machine!I can't wait for them to visit their loyal subjects here in Oz!