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Dunny door. Sideways. After puking out last nights bottle of Smirnoff and Pizza

Just relax man.... and go with the flow

Will you cut that out! It's giving me a migraine!

Yep - I done fergit 'bout this. Some 'ol boy say I dern't love my enemies!!!! 'N Jesus say in Matthew 5:43: "Ye have heard that it hath been said, Thou shalt love thy neighbour, and hate thine enemy.But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you"But, Jesus - he dern't say nothin 'bout how I gotta love my enemy. He don't say I cain't kill 'em. I can love 'em 'n kill em - and I am fulfillin God's prophecy. I can love 'em 'n torture 'em - 'n pray fer thar souls when I'm done, if I wanna - "n I'm stilll gonna be right with God. All I git ta do is love 'em. "n I do - I love 'em real good, specially when thar souls is sent down wayward to thar Devil. Jesus Christ wern't no namby pamby cowering coward. See, he know jest what I'm sayin, cuz I know jest what He was sayin.

Then I dern't know what that thar fella is askin fer. 'n why you think she's a she? Anywhoo, speak'n ayrab ain't somethin I do. Ayrabs sounds like bunch of bucks horntin 'n yelpin when they's git a doe's smell 'round em. How am I sposed ta figure out what them folks is sayin?

She is not asking what you know. She wants you to translate the article then you hillbilly dimwit.

I dern't know nothin 'bout Ayrabs blowin up kangaroos. No siree, ain't heard nothin 'bout that.

Floor tiles with light coming under door. .... either that or world trade centre.

I'd say it is having the horn and wanking

Spot on Max. In this new era of mass communication the USA has been caught with their pants down revealing them clearly as the biggest terrorist organisation around. Time is up, behold the decline.

Mr Ricardovitz you seem like a clever fella. I just was sent this terrifying document:[url]http://palestine.assafir.com/main.asp?eid=11[/url] It seems some of them Muslim-arabs want to blow up our kangaroos!Can you translate it for me?Love,ex_pauline

Mutants unite!

Now, gitt'nm back on what that thar gooberment stooge, Max Gross is talkin 'bout. Condi Rice - she was thar only smart n*g*e* gal I ever seen. I rally do think that God sent her from Heaven ta git Americans right with bein't on God's side. I ain't got no idea why he colored here n*g*e* like he did, but she don't talk nor think line no n*g*e* I ever know. She ain't even like no woman I ever know - git testicals like a maverick bull - sure 'nuff git more fight in her than that queer-commie-n*g*e* Obama do.

Y'all keep yer holler'n 'n cryin 'bout gas to yer selves. I git me free alcohol ta git me 'round - from may to november. I dern't go nowares anyways from december to 'bout may - jest takin care of things. See, now Mordy - DUMB folks git mutant cows. I ain't got no mutant cows. My cows is a hunderd perscent grade A beauties. But, if'n I did have a heffer birth a mutant cow, 'n I'd kill it right than 'n thar. Tain't do you no good ta keep sick, retarded cows 'round eatin' all yer corn, molasass 'n feed. See, boys 'n girls - cull'in retarded animals, like cows, pigs, Ayrabs, 'n whatnot is jest mother nature doin its thang. Nothin ta worry 'bout 'n tain't nothin ta be shamed of.

Freedom and democracy for the arab rabble is one thing; but doubling of the cost of our petrol is another. If these clowns get out of hand I say send in the Army, shot a few of the hot heads, and get our petrol prices down!

I see an answer to all these problems. They should all realise the error of their ways and swear unswerving loyalty to the One True Church of Rome.All the Arabs, Politicians, and Georgia Hillbillys.Only then will peace descend to earth and Mother Mary offer her love to us all.

And there we have it again people. The dumbest people in the world. Dumber than mutant cow. Thank you man. Keep showing us. We used to think they were clever over there.

George Bush - he dern't kill no civilian.Balacky Obama - he dern't kill no civilian neither.Now, all us americans - Yankees 'n Dixies done git our army boys to slaughter a whole heap of Ayrables who come over here 'n kill some Yankees. Tain't nothin wrong with that - cept, we dern't git 'em all.

I awake each morning with this exact mantra floating my kundalini through my chakras...Or in other words; I have a horn. A very hard horn.

How many civilians has Gaddafisonabitch killed in the past decade?How many civilians have Bush/Obama killed?We know who the devil is working with here.And the dumbest of the dumb Americans think that the devil is working with the Arabs! Completely brainwashed pea brains. Laughable if it wasn't so pathetic.

Oh the rank hypocrisy and opportunism of those Western leaders suddenly demanding Gaddafi's OUSTER. Keep you eyes on that Liobyan oil, folks!

I like the title of this story. It gives me a feeling of stability; that the way things are, are the way things are ;)

Better to believe in all Gods... just in case one of them is true

Allah and Jehovah same idol idiot

This heres all 'bout the Muslim Devil - Allah. See, boys 'n girls, what this here gooberment sttoge Max dern't know is that muslims killin muslims is jest thar Devil cleanin up a heap of human filth. Devil - he be God's garbage boy. So, God done told Devil "call yerself Allah 'n git these grease-ball Ayrab muslim filth off my planet!"So, 'ol Allah he git ta work. He git one of his devil-whores, Momar Kquadaffi a heap of brain-rot, likely from gonareaha, or whatnot. "n then Allah, 'n his whore-appretice Mohammed, git all them cheatin, thievin, lazy, worthless sand-coons all gizzied up ta ware they's shoot'n 'n stabbin at each other.Yup. God's got a plan, but it dern't include Muslime filth - sometime even God gotta roll up his sleeves 'n plow under burn-out corn stalks 'n weeds. Then he git 'ol Devil ta spread a heap of his "special manure" over it 'n 'n with a little God-Inspired power turns filth into Eden again.

I hear the Tasmanian tart has just squirted out some twins.Just what the world needs now; some more Protestent bastard Royalty...May our holy Popes and shining Saints damn these heathen fuckers for all eternity!

Oh fucking hell Ray. [url]http://www.presstv.ir/usdetail/167708.html[/url]

And there's this buzzword: SHH! "US Silent as Iraqi Regime Cracks Down" : http://www.commondreams.org/headline/2011/02/28-12

Why don't you just get the fuck ouster here!

And leading the "Buzz Word of the Year" award thus far by an incredible margin is the wonderful: "Ouster".How will the word fair by year's end? Either way I am going to add it to my vocabulary you can count on that! Anyone else taking it on board? Do you think it a little too naff or will I be ok using this?Also is my use of naff appropriate in this context?

Yes it is a rather snappy suit. And I bet no oven-dodging Jew would wear it either.

Where can I get a brown suit and cap like that? Fantastic!As for the hat that Max is wearing; I will be contacting the RSPCA!

Holy Mackerel! That damn picture gave me a flashback.

And NOW the British and Americans offer their "help". Where there's oil, they're always happy to help!

That headline expresses the feeling of every dinki di Aussie now. Get out Julia and take that huge carbon tax with you!Digger,Cranbourne

They are really enjoying that freedom and democracy in Iraq now...[url]http://story.irishsun.com/index.php/ct/9/cid/2411cd3571b4f088/id/749373/cs/1/[/url]Not to mention the protesters getting killed...[url]http://www.upi.com/Top_News/World-News/2011/02/27/At-least-29-dead-in-Iraq-protests/UPI-56511298812676/[/url]Thanks for the freedom fellas!

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I have a simple success solution for you to use as you make your way through the passage of life on earth:Be more awesome.

Say what you will about our man Conroy but he knows what solidarity is all about. Sticking with your mates through thick and thin.Obviously something lost on some people here.

Fuggit. Don't vote, it just encourages the buggers.

Re the photo: bad hair day?

I see nudey boy standing up again for his branch stacking factional players again today on page 2.How anyone could stand up for the slimy bastards behind the Labor Party that falsify documents, pay for fake memberships (at the concession rate) and putting up their dodgy candidates for representation. Hell, we can thank the factional, fraudulent, freaks in Melbourne for Shorten, Gillard and Brumby. That's right people. The people running the country have only managed to become pre-selected because of deals they have made with those involved in the murky Labor factional embezellment and branch stacking operations.Nudey Boy is proof enough that no talent is needed. Only obeisance the numbers guys.The issue has been very well documented both by newspapers and the Labor Party internal investigations.The upshot is that the current senior Labor MPS are only in place because of mafia like underbelly which is perhaps at its most rampant in Victoria. And when the recent Labor Party report emerged last week highlighting this cancer what does nudey boy do?He jumps to the branch stacker's defence!As hopeless and as stupid as Conroy is one thing he maintains is his loyalty. You have to give him credit for that. Even if it is to the fraudster opportunists that have made it impossible for anyone of quality to make a career in what was once the people's party.The Labor Party now is essentially run by organised crime. (unless fraud, embezzlement, money laundering are no longer illegal)

Whatever name you give, you can be damn sure that you are all going straight to hell.Now. Why hasn't that hillbilly idiot gotten me my drink yet?RICARDOVITZ!!!!

Ugly Jesus and the Clitoris Mashers?

i am attracted to the idea that clothes determine your politics or vice versa...After all your consumer selections indicate the madness of your soul.

But isn't the albatross singly bell bottom when all gnats envelope on Tuesday? Please garden planetary orbit.

Frugal Jesus and the Bung Eyes

Oi, Rick, you keep speaking my name in vain, son, and I'll stick a fork in your ass and flip you over: you're done!

Yup. Thar Devil - he tain't gonna git y'all gussied up fer giv'n him yer soul if he ain't got some cheap candy fer the offerin'. See here, boys 'n girls, that thar Devil, he's reaaaaaaal good 'bout givin y'all some fun, games, pleasure, 'n whatnot in the hear 'n now. He git fornication, meth, heroin, crack, greed, gluttony, liquor, lust, 'n power in his tool belt. That be a heap of TEMPTATION fer the unwary. Them boys 'n girls - they ain't keepin it on the straight 'n narrow, 'n thar Devil he's a gonna pick 'em off one by one - he knows thar temptations, 'n all he git to doin is pullin the right tool out a his tool belt, and them souls go straight to him fer everlastin pain, torture, 'n sufferin. See, 'ol Satan - he dern't like you. He dern't like me. He hates God's children, hates 'em more than all thar hate in this here world.

But Ricky... Look, the kids are so happy!