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@Frank BluesSurviving assassination attempts, it seems the Man of Orange shall ascend the Golden Throne of US Politics one more time.

Maybe next time then the prick won't miss.

There seems little doubt that today's event was an inside job. And all fingers point to Hillary Clinton, in cahoots with the CIA and US Secret Service, actively trying to bring down the next President of America.

Sleepy Joe must be immediately evicted from the Whitehouse, and the Senate should crown Donald J Trump Emperor of the Americas by the Senate

It would be what God wants.

@Ricardovitz12 years later and the fucker is running the globe.

Damned fiendish those Chinese.

I vote this best 'News article.

Ricky you ain't foolin' anyone. President Biden is your leader. Take a deep breath, and obey him.

Hilick'ner Kunton git 'er poo-hole all mangled up with 'er pussy-hole. Anyway....

As long as you are a honest man, I will allow your hands around me.
But please, no touching below the hips.

Hillary 2024... Hillary 2024... Hillary 2024...

Gotta be the only way forward. The tyrants will be a quaking & a shaking when Hill dog is in the Whitehouse!

Has Joe gotten out of that bed yet? Imagine, this decrepit old fool wants us all to think he has the wherewithal to run the greatest nation on earth for another 4 years!

Time to boot him out and put someone with honesty, integrity, and get up&go in his place. We all know who that person is.

Hillary Clinton.

It's good to know that the nuclear codes are controlled by Joe Biden because there is no way he could remember them.

Musta been 'nother one 'o my brain farts. Thank ya, thank ya, thank ya. Folks, I tell people that if ya ever doubt the power of the vote, come visit Georgia, cuz what y'all done is spurtendomous, specially that thar Ricardovitz!!!

@UnregisteredWow, what is that in front of him? A typewriter?
And also amazing that a link from 17 years ago still works!

@Joe BidenIs that really you Joe? You sound as muddled headed as the resident hillbilly sister-fucka Ricardovitz. You sure you ain't him in Demorat-disguise???

CNN unloading on Biden suggests you are on the money. Hi Hillary we missed you.

Joe I dont care if you mumble, stumble, or shit your pants. Just save us from that dreaded orange demon!

Christian Patriots - Britain 1st calls upon y'all ta descend upon thar muzzy-mosques 'o England 'n Australia 'n PRAY PRAY PRAY tar JESUS CHRIST, 'n against that Muhammed-Satan!!! https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fimagenes.elpais.com%2Fresizer%2FT48e5eOIi0xoJnNFKXMzcxUQy1Q%3D%2F1960x0%2Farc-anglerfish-eu-central-1-prod-prisa.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2FXE5U663SJ7RJVAOBYZ2O2ZJBAA.jpg
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We be able to right – wipe er uh out his debt. - – all those things we need to do, rihildcare, elderrare, make uh coniue a burla a healthcare system, make sure that we lable a make every single solitary eligible...... what....I to do with the COVID – excuse me........with dealing with........................ everything we have to do.............. with.

Look, if ......................WE FINALLY BEAT MEDICARE!

The US has progressed so much in 20 years. It no longer has an 'Idiot' in charge, but a senile old fool.

Those evil Russkis are blowing up Children's Hospitals now! Time to take those barbarians to the trash.

Biden send us the nukes.

Sleepy Joe was sure a top Captain's pick by that prick Obama. Really set it up for the United Fuckwits of America.

Well some good news in this bleak world. It seems English Labour leader Keith Starmer has won an overwhelming majority in the England election. He appears to be a strong Atlanticist in the mold of former PM Tony Blair. You can be sure the tyrants of Putin and Xi will be sleeping uneasy now that he is in charge.
God bless,
Patriot

President Box head has a nice ring to it but since the Divided States of America is slipping further and further down the drain, he wouldn't be president for long. Spare yourself, Boxhead! Australia needs you here!

@RicardovitzHaha... that would be great. She will whip Trump's ass. And once again the Hillbilly Sista-fucka from Georgia will be under Black rule :)

Dikdiddler Dan, only thang Joe Biden done did was find thar wet spot on li'll 12 yr old Ashley's fuzpatch in thar shower!!!

Hey, Eff Bee Eye stooge, "Concerned", I'm a gonna tell ya 2 thangs: 1) Biden cain't say "DRONE", it'll sound like: "er...bur....er..bone...sheboon beat medicare"; 'n 2) what you Eff Bee Eye man do'in call'in fer thar assination 'o President Trump???

Nigga Harris gona replace deadhead Joetard Biden. Hillary dern't suck no pecker - jest ask Billbilly. But, Nigga Harris, she suck tiny jew-peckers, 'n Hillary cain't touch dat!!!

Now the court has also given Biden these powers he should drone Trump.
Drone him with extreme prejudice, and save our woebegotten country.

I'm warming to another Hillary run. Reckon she can do it this time. And besides, it will make Trump's head and that whole country explode if she does.

Supream Kort say "TRUMP - YOU IS RIGHT; BIDEN - YOU A DUMB, SLACK-JAWED, LOADED-DIAPER, PISS-TITTY MOTHER-FORNICATOR!!!

Trump git this 'lection in thar Bag!!! Now, how 'bout y'all support'n 'ol Ricky fer PRIME MINISTER OF AUSTRALIA!!! These folks is root'n fer me....

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Rubbish. There is only one person that can save America. And that person is a Woman.

Hillary Rodham Clinton.

How about a man from a 'Royal' American family? Someone who has the genes and genius for leadership?
Why it can only be RFK Jr for me!

Prophetic

Quiet Hillbilly! Dont you know President Biden is the most successful President ever? Why his legislative triumphs rival the great Aussie PM Bob Hawke!

I wach 'ol Joetarded Biden blibber blabber 'n stimmer stammer like rabid squirl jest 'fore my front tire go thump-splat on 'm. Trump done thump-splatterd that dumb squirel B-B-B-B-Biden!!!

Oh Sleepy Joe! What we would do to have another 4 years of your iron rule. Anything to keep that monster Trump away from the Whitehouse.
Don't care if you are mentally deficient, or just a tired old man. Anything is better than that dreadful scoundrel trump!

One way or another, the naked ape has sealed its doom. Too bad it's taking everything else with it.

Can somebody please translate Ric's supposedly "Southern" gibberish into comprehensible English?

Look out ladies! That perv Julian is on the prowl again. Don't let him snuggle up next to you while you're resting; he doesn't like protection...

The nostril flaring runs in the family:

https://x.com/BaronvonKlar/status/1805185877691257084

Times are tough but you would think that they might have appointed someone as the leader of the free world that has had some practise with public speaking and teleprompters:

Assange is on his way to Saipan to purportedly accept a plea deal on 23:00 GMT Tuesday in exchange for time incarcerated. If it all goes according to plan (and the CIA don't whisk him away or shoot his plane down) he will be free to head to Australia after the hearing.

Track his flight here:
https://www.flightradar24.com/VJT199/35d51855

Laughing all right. Western democracy and the free enterprise system persecuting and torturing an Aussie journalist for fifteen years. Embarrassing.

Assange to go free? If so, what a disgrace. A man who worked in kahoots with the Kremlin to undermine our democracy and free enterprise system. Putin and that tyrant Xi must be laughing. How long before more lies and misinformation will be spread from their defacto mouthpiece Wikileaks?
If we had that trio of terror fighters; Bush, Blair, and Howard, in charge this wouldn't have happened. At the least I am sure our hard working intelligence agencies will do all the can to keep a close watch on this miscreant.

God bless,
Patriot

@Mad Mike the Wannabe MarketingThey can stick all the computers of the world up old Rupert's arse and I still wouldn't pay a cent for one of his rags!
I'll stick with Xenoxnews.com. Fair dinkum news, for fair dinkum people.

Here is all you need to know about ChatGPT and AI ethics. From the OpenAI website no less:

"We’re joining forces with News Corp to support the highest journalistic standards and enrich our products with its premium journalism."

"'We believe an historic agreement will set new standards for veracity, for virtue and for value in the digital age,' said Robert Thomson, Chief Executive of News Corp."

This is not a joke:
https://openai.com/index/news-corp-and-openai-sign-landmark-multi-year-global-partnership/

Not my penis mate!

https://news.sky.com/story/microplastics-found-in-penises-for-first-time-researchers-say-raising-questions-over-impact-on-sexual-health-13155260

The only way is to live the organic life. No meat, only organically grown fruit and vegies. Filter your water thru a 0.22 um filter.
You normies will be paralysed by the plastic while I will be smoking joints and banging hippie chicks.

Plastic shmastic. It is inert. You eat it and shit it out. No problem.

In fact you can think of it as a virtual enema, flushing the toxins from your body, and impure thought from your head.
Just lie back and let the real business people do it's work.

16 years later I wish I took a pic of what the Doc took out of my ball bag a few months ago. It was like a clear marble; not tombola size but big enough. And to get this fucker out took 2 needles in the scrotum, I tell ya, the GP's waiting clientele knew all about it when he stuck that second one in! Squealed like a real girl I did!