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Pick an enemy, someone whose demise would be beneficial to your own plans: They Done It!!

My manhood aint cheap but is sure is NASTY!

This morning a "runaway" skateboard almost tripped me up and just missed a bus full of school kids! This evil must be nipped in the bud before it escalates! Imagine the horror! Scooters! Tricycles! Goddamn it, frisbees, anthrax-tainted frisbees!

I agree. This can be nothing other than a terrorist attack! If we do not begin bombing Iraq now what other terrors will our population be subject too? Nuke 'em I say before this gets out of hand!!!

Australia's defence purchases ARE fucked! The Yanks must really think we're fuckin drongos buying their useless outmoded shit!

Old Johnny Ratfuck dont have no convictions, just ambitions! I'd like to see a runaway jetski plough into that twisted old tightass!

I see Saddass has already begun! What evil genius! Converting harmless leisure craft into deadly weapons of mass destruction and ripper news footage! Save me, Johnny, save me!

The 90's scared the shit outta me... but NOW we're really gonna BURN BABY BURN!

Pretty easy to hold Yugo's manhood. I reckon a pair of tweezers will do!

I know, but she said she was tired.

yep

Ah now I understand all the complaints and disillusionment in democracy I read here. You must have believed in it at some point. Good guys? Sides? Is the world so simple? This kind of crap has been going on for centuries. Why is everyone so suprised? Did the nineties lull everyone into a false sense of security or something?

No chance in hell that Howard will be in the front line shouting "Once more into the breach!" If he did I could probably respect his convictions even I didn't agree with them.

We accept it because people are always happy to complain about the state of the world but rarely seem to offer an alternative. What are you going to do rise up in arms? Vote them out? You want peace? There is only once place to find it.

Holy bratwurst, where'd all those ? come from Ed?

I'm constantly amazed that dim bulb Dubya can string even two or three incoherent words together...

IF GEORGE BUSH JUMPED OFF A FUCKIN CLIFF, WOULD JOHN HOWARD JUMP OFF TOO? PLEASE!
LEMON AID

WITH 'EM OR AGAINST 'EM? FUCKIN YANKS ARE JUST DOING OVERTLY NOW WHAT THEY'VE BEEN DOING COVERTLY FOR AT LEAST THE PAST 50 YEARS! ANYONE JOINING IN THIS BIZARRE BULLSHIT IRAQ FARCE SHOULD WAKE UP TO THEIR FUCKIN SELVES!
LEMON AID

Our American friends have already admitted they're not interested in UN support, UN weapons inspections, or world opinion, nor are they interested in actually finding anything incriminating. They just want to murder Saddass - and they don't give a shit how many innocent civilians get killed, maimed and traumatised in the process.

Dead babies - as recently proven in Afghanistan - are not a US concern either. If they go ahead with this, then anything goes.

Anybody, anywhere, anytime, will be able to "justify" the worst atrocity simply by calling it a first-strike in self defence! Hell, its Hitler's old excuse for invading Russia!

I can't resist! How'd you like to hear the increasingly addled and inarticulate Texas Deranger - or our very own venomous Mini Me warmonger's mascot PM Johhny Rotten - make THIS speech:

Saint Crispin's Day Speech
from Henry V by William Shakespeare


This day is called the feast of Crispian:
He that outlives this day, and comes safe home,
Will stand a tip-toe when the day is named,
And rouse him at the name of Crispian.
He that shall live this day, and see old age,
Will yearly on the vigil feast his neighbours,
And say 'To-morrow is Saint Crispian:'
Then will he strip his sleeve and show his scars.
And say 'These wounds I had on Crispin's day.'
Old men forget: yet all shall be forgot,
But he'll remember with advantages
What feats he did that day: then shall our names.
Familiar in his mouth as household words
Harry the king, Bedford and Exeter,
Warwick and Talbot, Salisbury and Gloucester,
Be in their flowing cups freshly remember'd.
This story shall the good man teach his son;
And Crispin Crispian shall ne'er go by,
From this day to the ending of the world,
But we in it shall be remember'd;
We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;
For he to-day that sheds his blood with me
Shall be my brother; be he ne'er so vile,
This day shall gentle his condition:
And gentlemen in England now a-bed
Shall think themselves accursed they were not here,
And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks
That fought with us upon Saint Crispin's day.

NOPE, NOT IN IRAQ, BOYS & GIRLS! REMEMBER: THERE'S NO HONOUR AMONG THIEVES!

Ed, you are a poet, a scholar and a gentleman. NEVER get off the boat!

I'm switching channels!

Don't stop me!

I'm channeling!

Listen "Patriot", you forgot to log out FRANK!!!

hey Ken he is a man of the people! Doesn't hide behind diplomatic double-speak. He does, when others waffle and do nothing, allowing the citizens of the US to be threatened by fanatics.

Patriot

The President of the US has unbelievable military and economic power at his disposal.

Why is there no analysis of the consequences of having in that position a man who is, at best, of average intelligence and limited education, and whose understanding of the world beyond the US before he took office stretched little further than Mexico or Hawaii?

He views the world through the prism of a Wild West comic book. There are good guys and outlaws, "injuns" and the seventh cavalry. The vocabulary of his inarticulate utterances are peppered with comic book jargon ranging from "he can run but he can't hide" to "the axis of evil".

Yet this is the reality facing the world today.

We have at the head of the US, whose power is totally unrestrained, a man of mediocre stature who intends to run the world on the basis of comic book rules.
KEN

There is no political solution.

Half a dinari for me bloody life story!
fuck you Jew boy!

Mr Cohen

Bolt should be shot

We have the guns and the guts to use them. We're the biggest power on earth so why should we pretend we're not? We can do what we want, when we want, where ever we want. President Bush is right: we're gonna kick serious butt anytime, anywhere, and nobody can do a goddamn thing about it. Who can stop us? Eat shit and die. The world is American!

IF SADDASS REALLY DOES HAVE THESE "WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION", I GUESS HE BETTER USE 'EM OR LOSE 'EM. THE PRETZEL PREZ HAS LOST HIS MARBLES! - LEMON AID

Whip it good!

I'd like to try that some day!

Don't you people get it yet: the USA thinks it is above all else. Americans don't give a rat's toss about suffering in Afghanistan, Iraq or any bloody other godforsaken place (which they couldn't find on a map anyway). Yanks are the uber mensch. They really believe it! And we're all going to suffer a world of pain because of that belief.

I'd rather be a meat popsicle!

The increasingly "unreal" belligerance of the US scares me that a hundred Saddam Hussein's rolled into one. No nation of earth has demonstrated its opposition to international law and international opinion more than the US. And this has NOTHING to do with the September 11 atrocities in New York etc
Joel Cairo

Like most of the left, you lot have lost the plot. You are unable to mount a coherent arguement against Capitalism because of the total failure of your favoured political system. All you have left is to blame the US for all the ills of the world!

Of course the US helped the freedom fighters in Afghanistan when it was terrorised by the evil Soviet regime. If you had any interest in human rights you would have supported them then as well. This might have led to some funds going the way of Osama and his crew, but they weren't the only ones supported. Unlike the safe and easy world you occupy, the real world is not black and white, and the US did what they could to help.
If you lot had your way Eastern Europe would still be smothered by the Iron Curtain!

Whatever the Yanks did to fight the commie scourge in the cold war was nothing compared to the evil the Soviets did. Look at Vietnam. You ding-a-lings think you did the Vietnamese people a favour by letting the commies takeover! Have a look at them now - they can't wait to be true blue capitalists!
I'm sure that makes that pontificating ponce Pilger choke on his weeties every morning!

So wise up and get out of your Marxist 20th century dreamworld!

Patriot

Poor old Patriot obviously don't know a whole lot about history or US activities..

I think he means those 5 schekel plastic pyramid money boxes you can buy on the GazaStrip for 3 dinari.

Velly good, velly good. You glot good sense!

Cunts are nice... most of the one's I'v met, anyway

Peace-off, not piss-off!

I SEE A BAD MOON RISING - LEMON AID

53 MILES WEST OF GIZA... - LEMON AID

How lame is this posting! I bet "Patriot" thinks George Bush actually won the last election and that John Howard is a "strong, decisive leader"! yeah, mate, and I've got two dicks! Grow up and get a bloody education before posting your politically ignorant crap!

Are you sure it wasn't a swishing noise? Swish, Swish, Swish!

I thought we were devo?

Absolutely goddamn right! Until the US gets as self-righteous and "concerned' about Israel's defiance of UN resolutions, we can view Bush's current song-and-dance as a sickening charade. The blatant hypocrisy is un-fuckin-believable! Now for another body count! - Rama

Juingoism, eh? Well, well, what else would you call the excrement pouring from the mouths of Bush, Rumsfeld, cheny, etc etc... but obviously you aint actually read much of this "leftist tripe" posted on Xenox News.

Nowhere does anyone condone the plane-bomb hit that killed all those people. Of course those poor bastards didn't "deserve" what happend. The point is, now the US should understand how people in OTHER countries feel when they cop it in the neck because of US foreign policy decisions. The 11 September attacks did not blossom in a vacuum. If you can't understand THAT then we are indeed in for a new world war. And it is one the US itself will have started.

By now even you, Comrade Pastiot, must know that the US helped established Osama bin Laden's el Quaid and helped put and keep Sadam in power! I guess ignorance is bliss for you, yes? Get serious and pick up on your history before you start waving flags and banging drums.

And who attacked the US? Was it the long sufering civilians of impoverished Afghanistan, some 3000 or more of whom have been killed directly by US ordnance? Was it that mad old cunt Sadam Hussein, who was supported by the US government thrughout the Iran/Iraq war (yeah, thats right buddy: when Saddam gassed all thoser Kurds, the Yanks didn't say a goddamn thing! Now, of course, Yank foregin policy has changed so he's the bad guy instead of the Iranians).

The Berlin Wall? Hell,in backdoor talks with the Soviets, then Prez Kennedy agreed to have it built! It was political ly expedient at the time! In fact, the Yanks hae shown time and again they will support any evil, any atrocity,, if it will help further their OWN aims. Well, all that bad karma sure is coming home now, aint it!

The "cold war" was a manufactured notion to scare the shit out of people. And the US "won" it purely because it could outspend the Soviets on more and more military/industrial crap. Instead of bankrupting themselves the dumb Soviets should have ignored the Yank arms race and they'd still be in power!

Im not anti-US, I'm just anti bullshit, ignorance, arrogance and hypocrisy. Come on Yanks, join the real world!

As for you, comrade Patriot, I suggest you do a little studying. And I dont mean at McDonalds University!

- Rama

Indeed, are we not men!