Created: Friday, 06 July 2012Dear Boxhead
What on earth is the Higgs Boson and how much compensation do I get?
Dear Vagina Juices! I assume that's what V.J stands for, right?
As I write this response I'm being pursued by a pack of ninjas on turtles. Not ninja turtles but actual ninjas riding turtles. Sorry, I'm getting side tracked.
The best way to describe the Higgs Boson without using words that only so called scientists will understand is as follows!
Picture the Higgs Bonson as a huge cork shoved up the universe's arse. If it comes unstuck we're all up shit creek as it is holding in all the mass (shit in this example) of infinity.
And yes we will be getting some compensation, not money though. Instead we get permission to slap anyone that believes in god.
With love always
The man with a box for a head AKA Box Head. xoxoxox <3