ETHICAL QUESTION:

You will worship any god or God at your
own peril. Any god/God worth its salt
would know the whole of creation, since
he/she/it did the Creation.

Personally I won't trust any god that
would populate a nice place like Earth
with the pack of fuckwits and monsters
I see swarming on it now.
But a god that does not know is innocent,
and cannot be blamed, but who needs it?

I will give a hint:
See if you can tell a real God from an
imaginary God.

Foolish Man!
What doth man know? Nothing! He is to God what a worm is to him, except a worm knows better than to question his Lord and Master!

All Man's knowledge is a pile of shit hidden behind the back shed.

Lord Cthulu strike them blind and pierce their genitals with flaming arrows; deliver their bodies to the House of Lamentation where they will shrivel naked before your omnipotence!

(Shit! The squidly one.)
Lord Cthulu, I am not worthy!
How could one dare to question your
prior claim to all Godly magnificence!
Please allow me to grovel in your slime.
(like a John Howard voter)

My god is cuddly and warm.
I can speak to it any time...it will always answer my prayers!

They put it on the cross and still they couldn't kill him.

Oh LordyLordyLordy Jesus baste my pecker in fine wine and give me ye olde women of old...Rachel and that whore Jezebel.

I stagger eyeless in Gaza looking for the Jewish prick now...

What would happen to the wine after
Jesus uses it to baste your pecker?

If s/he/it ever turns up, I'll drop you a line (She-it! get it, get it, do you get it?)

Take it easy!
(I think you are hyperventilating)
I'm sure he got it.

Jesus blood never failed me