Created: Tuesday, 16 August 2005 Written by Unregistered CorrespEver wondered what is true on the Internet?
You know people post up all sorts of things!
Well you can be sure that my pedigree is true.
I’m not ashamed to say that I am a special man.
My roots go all the way back to the Tree of Jesse. Mother was an heiress to a massive fortune. My strong handsome looks betray my place at the top of the pile.
Women line up before me; I’ll select who I want.
My career was layed out for me the day I was born. Father was tailor; mother some bitch he fucked in a stable.
Please don’t be offended; I have risen above my circumstances!
That doesn’t mean I don’t have regrets; there are many a lady who failed to have my pleasure intact.
It would be a mistake to dismiss my claims, I have proof, it is all irrefutable.
No, it is not arrogance that drives me. The world needs to know my divinity. I will strut the stage…
Sir Richy Titchalot