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For all you commoners out there...



My dick is bigger than yours.


Sir Roger Willikers
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  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 20 years ago
    Lord, we don't need no more big pricks!
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 20 years ago
    So big it is bent around and tied together?

    Look through it's middle what do you see?

    Is it all etermity staring back at me?

  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 20 years ago
    etermity=eternity for termites
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 20 years ago
    Looks rather like a puffed up yoni to me!
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 20 years ago
    It's a phony yoni!
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 20 years ago
    ...my penis within your penis?

    A rather sweet dream for me; but for you a nightmare!
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 20 years ago
    My penis is your hap-penis? It was the wurst nacht of my life!
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 20 years ago
    I think of all the seething bacteria breeding in that thing!
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