Turdy-Boy surges out of the S-bend once again.

Just when you thought the
political punch-bowl was safe!


In a surge of non-core sincerity that
Johnny had found elusive for eleven
years, Johnny come out fighting for
the boongs in a way impossible before.
Even Gerard Tapeworm had to say that
"this is the real John this time!"

Well, I guess we can all vote for
Turdy-Boy with a clear conscience,
now that he has rejected his past.

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