WHO ARE THE FAMILY FIRST PARTY?

Created: Friday, 24 September 2004 Written by Tom Titmouse
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A new player has emerged on the Australian political scene. The Family First Party. Who are they? What do they stand for?
XenoxNews.com investigates...
Well it seems they are just the usual grab bag of dim witted born again Christians that gets thrown up every election. Like all these born again ratbags they want to stick their noses into YOUR bedroom. They want to ban booze and shopping on Sundays (or so I’ve been told). They want to control what YOU want to watch and read with their favouring of censorship. Next they’ll want the lords prayer in every school and the teaching of evolution banned!

Of course these fuckwits are preferencing Howard’s mob so expect to see more of Costello and Abbott clapping hands and singing in the aisles of the churches of these morons. When will these sticky-noses learn to mind their own fucking business? Do atheists go around and force these idiots to renounce their fairytale beliefs? No. So they should get out of politics and stick to wasting their own Sunday mornings.

So to make sure these guys are relegated to political oblivion put them last on your voting paper.

Tom Titmouse