Easter Saturday blessing

Face hurts - across the eyes
Balls clammy and sticky - give 'em good scratch
Hours running past too sick to get started
Need food and blow job - not in that order (Saw the pope on TV washing women's feet
I couldn't help thinking he had a little hard on)
Just for the record, invented new spritzer last night - Cointreau/Chartreuse/Tonic Water (Call it "Malaria")
Blessings to the Easter flyers - may tonight ephulge poetic blast and charge your hypothalo-muse like never before.


B. Santamaria
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  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 19 years ago
    Is it true Catholics can only cope with a blow job by keeping their eyes closed?
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 19 years ago
    Which one? The giver or the receiver?
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