#ASKBOXHEAD - X

Our Boxboy is famed throughout the World. His intellect unmatched. His words of wisdom like music to the ears of the ill-informed and ignorant. Speaking of which, here is some dumb prick bothering him right now...

 

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Dear Boxhead,

On their first day of court Charles Manson and his cohorts slashed the letter "X" onto their foreheads. The following day the rest of the family turned up outside the courthouse with their foreheads also marked and bleeding in the same way. They then distributed flyers advising that the X symbolised "X-ing" themselves "out of society".


Crazy Elon Musk has held a similar fascination with the symbol "X" for most of his life.

And then there is this website which represents in a similar fashion?


To cut to the quick, are you and the rest of the people that run this website total fucking nut jobs?

Love,

Ex-Tesla owner

 

Dear Tosser,

I've also been noticing a lot of crazy Micks drawing a X on their foreheads lately. Must be the fashion nowadays.

As for the 'X' of this website, I dunno. They dragged me out of a Darwin gutter years ago to be their 'Heartbalm' correspondent, but never did tell me about the whys & wherefores of this website. Don't bother me in any case because you see Mr ExTossil, I have my cranium in a cardboard castle. My mind, and all my intelligence, safely ensconced behind cardboard protection. My mood always serene. My eyes always open. Floating through life like a Rock'N'Roll spy; cool as a cucumber and a magnet for the chicks. So hardly a nut job.

As for the other assorted fuckwits here, that ain't none of my business. Except that Ricardovitiz. He is a rolled gold moron.

Cheerio,

Foxy Boxy

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  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 1 years ago
    Hey! I had a tune about this place.

    'Take me back to The Lost City, where the trees are high and the girls so pretty!'
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 1 years ago
    Dat tain't no girl. Dern't let the Box fools ya. He might can be "froot-funny", but he ain't git no vag hole like a Jill got.
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 1 years ago
    @Ricardovitz Don't worry ol Uncle Rucky, I've had plenty of chicks down in The Lost City. Why, even a few of them became a sweet child of mine!
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 1 years ago
    X. The mysterious X. It was only allowed into the alphabet after a conclave of linguists in ancient Rome decreed it allowed. But they didn't have any pronouncement on its pronouncing. Hence the long confusion on how to say it. Well let me finally dispel the ignorance on this. Whenever X is used it should have the same sound as the expelling of the air of a good curry from your anus. It is well explained in the following article: https://www.xenoxnews.com/artist/poets-corner/1741-silent-but-deadly
    That is unless you are pronouncing this website. In that case it is a 'Z' sound, followed by an 'ex' sound.
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 1 years ago
    Dis one hear dun stumped thar Boxboy: WHY TRUMP SEND'N ALL DAT FINE INJUN DARK-MEAT TAR GUATEMALA PRISON FER "PROCESS'N"??? I GIT ME A MEAT PROCESS'N 'N SMOK'IN BAR OUT BACK. HE CULD JEST SEND'M TA ME FER PROCESS'N!!!
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 1 years ago
    Just stay out of the creeks and waterholes up there, sport! (Not you, Rikky, you go ahead and dive right in).
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    · 1 years ago
    Dat's RiKKKy tar you, BOY!!!
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