DID THE CIA ORGANISE THE ESCAPE OF OSAMA BIN LADEN, AGAIN?

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Confidential US documents released by Wikileaks recently revealed that the US Intelligence have known since 2008 that Osama Bin Laden and his family had moved to Abbottabad.

The released documents were certainly another source of extreme embarrassment for the US government who have spent over $1.3 trillion hunting down Bin Laden. In fact if, as the confidential documents suggest, the US knew where he was all this time, then the whole "War on Terror" would be further outed as a con job. In a nutshell; the jig was up.

So what to do people?

 

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Hell; let's get him the fuck out of there before this issue grows legs. Before we know it camera crews will be rolling through the streets of Abottabad looking for Mr Laden. Damn this Wikileaks mess.

Ok, tell him we are shipping him out... again. (Remember the special clearance Saudi airline flight out of New York City after 9/11)

Don't worry, tell him we will say he was buried at sea so this time he can be truly disappeared.

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    · 15 years ago
    Will you conspiracy clowns take off the tinfoil hats and wake up to reality? Bin Laden is dead, end of story.

    Next you'll be claiming a UFO whisked him away!

    Dr IP Freely, Professional Rationalist
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    · 15 years ago
    Its the internet age now Doc. The real story will trickle out over the coming weeks.

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    · 15 years ago
    Interesting that the house where Bin Laden had been living is only a few hundred metres from one of Pakistan's elite miltary training bases and that much of the surrounding area is marked off on maps as "Restricted Area".

    Strange place to be keeping a low profile?





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    · 15 years ago
    What about all his wifes? What will happen to them? Surely they will need someone to service them.

    I'm up for the job!

    Yours willing to fuck a bitch in a burka,

    Hairy Fudgeknuckle
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    · 15 years ago
    A loyal and trusted Al Qaeda foot soldier grabbed Bin Laden's wife and used her as a human shield!! Can we redact that boys? It, well, it doesn't sound very plausible. OK, leave the human shield in but take the bit about the wife out. Yep, that's better.

    "One of bin Laden's wives identified his body to U.S. forces after the team made visual identification, the official said.
    In the end, all four of the combatants in the compound were dead, along with a woman whom one of the men used as a human shield, the officials said."

    "John Brennan, assistant to the president for homeland security and counterterrorism, said it is his understanding that the woman who was killed was one of bin Laden's wives."

    "Later, a senior U.S. official said that bin Laden's wife was not the woman killed and that she may not have been used as a human shield after all."
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    · 15 years ago
    Don't be silly. He's not dead. He's in Gitmo by now and someone is working on his finger nails (or his wife's fingernails) with a pair of pliers. Then they will get the blow torch out. After he spills the beans they will incinerate the remains as is custom.
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    · 15 years ago
    Why hasn't anyone highlighted the fact that ten minutes after Petraeus is handed the directorship of the CIA, bin Laden disappears? Done deal?

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    · 15 years ago
    I wish that thar ragweed Bin Laden was in Gitmo! I done heard that they git rid o watering evil folks. Yup, heard they done gone ta 'lectro-shock 'n some new kinda LSD. Tain't more powerful er nothin like that - jest more effective in terrorgation - but you git ta be hooked up to the Shocker fer it ta bring you the good news.

    Anywhoo, that ragweed is dead. Amerika won. Them Yankees git what's due them. Jest y'all 'member - them black-ops heliocopters is fer real. If'n they can git some fornicatin sand-coon locked 'way in a big 'ol mansion-compound in Pakistan, they can sure git you!!! So, don't be dummies 'n y'all wern't git no visit from them black-ops heliocopters.
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    · 15 years ago
    You have to be joking Ricky. You dumbass yanks took 10 years to find him!

    As for your pussy ass Seals and their Black helicopters it seems they did their best as usual - killing an unarmed person.
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    · 15 years ago
    Hey, commie Joe, Who done git thar asses kicked out of Afghanistan, tuck'n thar tails 'tween thar legs, after warrin with them mountain-n*g*e*s fer 10 years.......................Commie Russia, that's who.

    Commies is sissies. They deserve ta git the tar beat out of em jest fer breathin. Deserve ta git thar guts blowed up with a Wasp Injection Knife fer crappin.

    Found 'em 'n Killed 'em. They was armed with guns 'n human female shields. Now, thar's some sissy-punks even more useless than commies.
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    · 15 years ago
    US kill one old bearded guy and Ricardovitz claims "We won!"

    This after $1.2 trillion, invading the wrong two countries, one of the wars the longest the US have ever been in with no end in sight. Thousands of civilian women and children slaughtered or handicapped, thousands of young Americans killed or disabled, no feet, no legs, no arms, psychologically traumatised.

    And then a flimsy report about one bearded guy with no phone or internet access killed while unarmed.

    Congratulations Ricardovitz. What an amazing victory.
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    · 15 years ago
    Thanks. Yup, we won. Them Black-Ops Heliocopter boys dern't jest kill Osama neither - killed one if his whores, his whore-bastard child, 'n a heap of other worthless oxygen suckin vermin.
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    · 15 years ago
    Well there is why whackis are going bust. What an embarrassment.
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    · 15 years ago
    Sorry that we have not been able to provide pictures of Osama Bin Laden's demise.

    We're too busy interrogating Osama Bin Laden's 12 year old daughter, Safia. When we are done extracting information from Safia Bin Laden over the next 10 years (half-life of a Muslim female is about 22 years, after which they turn into an over-stuffed bristly Pig), we will get around to providing you with a picture of Safia's dead daddy with all of the necessary details. Then we will permit Safia to return, unescorted to Gaza, where her people will make sure she is properly taken care of.

    But, for right now, all hands are on Safia Bin Laden.
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    · 15 years ago
    Congratulations to Julian Assange and his Wikileaks team for playing a leading role in the capture of Osama Bin Laden.
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    · 15 years ago
    Now Al qaeda even admit their boss is dead. Will that be good enough for you tinfoil hat brigade?

    Dr IP Freely, Professional Rationalist
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    · 15 years ago
    Now there is a reliable source! Ay Doc, still using Murdoch as a credible research source?
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    · 15 years ago
    Bin Laden died in late 2001/early 2002 of lung infection and failing kidneys. It was even reported at the time, with funeral details and reports by eye-witnesses. Ever feel like you just got hadm big-time?
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    · 15 years ago
    Seems that in an amazing coincidence the helicopter that crashed in Afghanistan was filled with the Navy SEALS who 'killed' Osama...

    [url]http://thenews.com.pk/TodaysPrintDetail.aspx?ID=7940&Cat=13&dt=8/7/2011[/url]

    Dead men tell no tales!
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    · 13 years ago
    Ahh. The big sleep. I can't wait.

    [img]http://www.artfairsinternational.com/images/2012/08/1_Bruno_opt.jpg [/img]
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