NEW POPE TO BE HAIR RAISING CHILD MOLESTING LOVER OF SATAN...

...well you can only hope.

No it's more likely to be a square jawed son of a Spainish Landowner.

Padre Juan Cocklicker. Ole! ya cunt.

Told ya he'd burn: you thumb your nose at satan only at your own risk. We'll put you on the cross all right..burn the whole mother fucker down.

And now live from St Peters:
"Anxious crowds gather as news filters thru that Sister McGiltrick has dropped her drawers and will bang anyone for a buck!"

Man, I love the Madhouse that is The Catholic Church!

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