Nick Cave gets Monash University Doctorate for 'taking drugs and singing'

1 minute read
Aussie 'musician' and well known drug taker Nick Cave has been given an honorary degree of Doctor of Laws from Monash University. He received this honor even though he flunked University the first time.
http://www.monash.edu.au/news/mar08-cave.html

Fuck me. Any dickhead can get a Doctorate nowadays!

So there is a lesson for you children: drop out of uni, get addicted to heroin, yell and scream and call it music, and you too will be rewarded with a 'Doctorate of Laws'.

No wonder this country is going down the dunny.

Loading comment... The comment will be refreshed after 00:00.
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 18 years ago
    Check out this pic:

    http://www.monash.edu.au/homepage/images/right/nick-cave.jpg >

    'Hi everybody'

    'Hi Dr Nick!'
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 18 years ago
    He is a bum, but still much better than any landlord or developer.
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 18 years ago
    Didn't that warmongering asshole Rumsfeld get one from some retard university it Analmerica?
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 18 years ago
    Nick is okay if he stays off the bad shit. If they start calling him "man of steel" I might change my mind.
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 18 years ago
    If I start going bald maybe I will be call doc too
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 18 years ago
    So keep your mouth's SHUT! Nick is brilliant beyond your ability to understand. If we held every mistake against every one of us ... I'm sure you have made some mistakes yourself you'd rather not have dredged up every day. Nick admits what he did, cleaned himself up and has only been creative his whole career. Yes, even when he was using.

    So BUGGER OFF!
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 18 years ago
    Deliverence? I thought I recognized him - got some teeth now, don't he.
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 18 years ago
    Nick was good when he was on the bad shit..or was that the good shit...well, when he was getting smacked out to the gills
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 16 years ago
    Great post! Keep it up.
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 16 years ago
    Bumped up to reflect current news. And if you read what he said about his new degree it seems Nick forgot they even gave him this one.
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 16 years ago
    I done did a investigative reportin piece on this here Monash University and some of thar swarthy, good-fer-nothin researches gettin BIG MONEY fer ponderin on why kids turn into fatties.

    Yep, gotta keep yer finger on this here pulse, cuz thar somethin rotten goin on at Monash. Money flows in, but tain't none of it gettin spent on nothin of worth. I thank it's jest a front fer funnilin money into terrorist cells, but what thar heck do I know.
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 14 years ago
    [img]https://www.xenoxnews.com/images/stories/iggy_pop_and_nick_cave.jpg [/img]

    What else does one have to do Mr Pop?

  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 14 years ago
    I swear by almighty god... to tell the whole truth...and nothing but the truth!

    [url]
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRagGcM8Aqo[
    /url]
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 13 years ago
    Wanna become remembered famously and have a street named after you? Take heaps of smack and write as many whacked songs as you can:

    [url]http://www.beat.com.au/music/rowland-s-howard-laneway-st-kilda[/url]
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 13 years ago
    Fuck me if back in the day I didn't wander through that lane on the way to score...

    Well why not? The name after perverted pommie politicians why not a good old smacked out aussie rocker?
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 3 years ago
    I met Nick Cave once. Well we didn't really meet but I did say hello. He wasn't there so didn't say hello back the rude bastard. We're still mates though.
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 3 years ago
    Make him the King. The Black Crow King. And then string him up on the old gum tree at Stringybark Creek.
    Write a song about that! You fucker...
Write comments...
symbols left.
or post as a guest

Latest News

The Year That Is 2026

From The Archives