Enter Edgar

Edgar Lumbago?I heard myself proclaim'd,
And by the happy hollow of a tree
Escap'd the hunt. No port is free, no place
That guard and most unusual vigilance
Does not attend my taking. Whiles I may scape,
I will preserve myself; and am bethought
To take the basest and most poorest shape
That ever penury, in contempt of man,
Brought near to beast. My face I'll grime with filth,
Blanket my loins, elf all my hair in knots,
And with presented nakedness outface
The winds and persecutions of the sky. The country gives me proof and precedent
Of Bedlam beggars, who, with roaring voices,
Strike in their numb'd and mortified bare arms
Pins, wooden pricks, nails, sprigs of rosemary;
And with this horrible object, from low farms,
Poor pelting villages, sheepcotes, and mills,
Sometime with lunatic bans, sometime with prayers,
Enforce their charity. 'Poor Turlygod! poor Tom!'
That's something yet! Edgar I nothing am.

Exit.
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  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 18 years ago
    How would we get by without the frequent refuge of hollow trees? How else to neatly escape the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, a well-aimed kick or a pack of baying hounds? Yes, I'm with you, Edgar my good man!
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    · 18 years ago
    What?!
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    · 18 years ago
    Hey Edgar my good man, why not go mad and take on another personality like Ricardovitz does. Then they could never find you. Well it was just an idea I had...
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    · 18 years ago
    How many Edgars are hiding in there anyway? Do I win a prize if I count them all?
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    · 18 years ago
    Gettin' Sent'mental (Ricky's pome - hotter than a possum makin love in a wooly sock)
    Tenant - yew ain't nothin but a suck-egg dawg Jes' watch Ricky eatin' high off the hawg
    Chawing down this big bowl a grits Sumpin yew dont ever gits
    It ain't no skin off my back Even tho' a thang I lack
    I jes thinks it fine If yer belly gits 'quainted with yer spine
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    · 16 years ago
    Trick Dicky, slicky willy, trickle down theory, makes you weary!
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