Mysterious Green Boxes

They are perched innocently o­n the kerbs of our streets. Cleverly camouflaged they sit unnoticed in the streetscapes. What are they? What are they used for? Have you seen o­ne? I got pictures.....
Some of them have displaced our mail boxes. Some of them appear to change location regularly. They look like mailboxes but they’re green. There’s no slot to poke anything into and no amount of prodding with a random assortment of objects and appendages induced any kind of orifice to open. Some local pundits have theorized that we really are living in a virtual reality similar to the o­ne popularized in the Matrix movies and that these Green boxes are a sure sign of this. They may be gateways to the real world or a communication medium of some kind. I sat by o­ne for several hours and tried to mind meld with it but my concentration was disturbed before I was successful. Stupid dog!

I went to take a picture of the o­ne I’ve been working with my son. It’s outside our local milk bar. After I took these snaps I went and bought a Kinder Surprise for my son. My jaw nearly hit the floor when we opened the surprise together and found a little green box! With arms! Smiling at me! What Is The Matrix?

Xenox News would like to hear from anyone who has seen o­ne. Send us photos of them and tell us your Green box stories.

 Green Boxes!
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    · 21 years ago
    You didnt believe me did you???
    I told ya.. the bastards are spying on us!
    Ive rigged the home with a covering of glad wrap on the outside and tinfoil on the inside; its my only protection against that 70 year old prick Howard's spying eyes!

    Im not crazy. I know they want me.


    Flim Flam Man
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    · 21 years ago
    Aye. I've had cause to interact with these green beasties...
    It was on my way home from the tavern after I had a few. Pissed and desperate for some company I staggered past one and I swore it had a parrot on it's shoulder!
    "Good evening," I said, "Do you feel like a good keel hauling my emerald laddie?"
    I heard it say yea!
    So next thing me strides are round my ankles and my raised staff was in me hand.
    "Now good sir," I said, "where do you want this rogering?"

    Well bugger me if there was a hole I could fuck!

    I just about broke the old fella lookin for one.

    Woke up next morning curled up round the green devil. What the hell are these green scurvy dogs?

    Horny Pirate Pete
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    · 21 years ago
    A highly intelligent
    alien race placed these
    monoliths here for the
    day when humankind was
    ready to join the great
    Galactic Federation.

    Who has the heart to tell
    them that they have
    wasted their efforts?
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