KEYBOARD STICKY!

Can;t drink and wank same time bro?

File this one under 'wanku'?

I say it's a poem of the modern age;
rhyme and reason explode in a cacophony of oragsmic delight.

And then the mess, the consequences...
Perhaps a future reference to the problems in Iraq?

Obviously our anonymous poet was day dreaming a reality that is entirely true in our media saturated world of naked, lubricated, buxom, and svelte wenches...

Meanwhile my class is calling and now I must go.

Professor Magoo
Cumbridge Uni

@Anonymous Magoo explaining it clearly for the masses who like to make a mess at home.